You made your voices heard. We listened. It's clear we have work to do. And that starts here.
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What is your favorite line of dialogue and/or line delivery of the year?
Threaded a few of mine. None are meant to indicate "the best" but they're ones that resonated and stuck with me!
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Bad Trip, Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping, Barb & Star Go To Vista Del Mar, The Nice Guys, Booksmart, Once Upon A Time In Hollywood, Long Shot, What We Do In The Shadows, Borat Subsequent Movie Film, Palm Springs
Head barista: So I'm thinking we offer rolls, full breakfasts, hot drinks to sit in or takeaway...
Tim Robinson character in the back: yeah and what if the whole cafe could be dracula themed
Glasgow City Planner: You open that new coffee shop on Union Street?
Manager: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Glasgow City Planner: what
“Shaun Of The Dead came out 20 years ago!”
No it didn’t. Stop it. Eat shit you fucking liar. I am 19 years old my knees feel great and you are nothing.
Fuck it. Top 10 Simpsons. I want to hear yours.
A Fish Called Selma
Cape Feare
Homer's Phobia
Mother Simpson
Lisa's Substitute
The Way We Was
Marge vs The Monorail
The Last Temptation of Homer
You Only Move Twice
Lisa vs Malibu Stacy
Was doing a gig in a gay bar earlier where the cocktails were named after iconic queer movies like Pink Flamingos but they ran out after five and genuinely had a cocktail named after deeply sad 2018 Baptist conversion therapy drama Boy Erased.
Men, always remember when praising Lewis Capaldi’s patter to always throw in “his music’s not my cup of tea but fair play to him” or a witch will steal your dick.
Dog save the King. And then off with our heads.
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Go on then, send us to the Tower.
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Zach Braff is dealing with the breakup the only way he knows how: standing perfectly still in the centre of frame while everyone around him moves in fast time lapse footage.
Now in his 30s, a once-celebrated kid detective ahead finds himself washed up and left behind until a murder case lands on his desk.
The Kid Detective is tonight at 9pm and streaming after.
Remember: you don't have "That Friday Feeling". You have unresolved PTSD from living through late stage capitalism and a global pandemic. You're not "looking forwards to a couple days off", you are burnt out. You're not "thinking of ordering a curry", you're processing trauma. 🙄