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coming to terms with the fact that he’s now stuck with his ex wife’s ex boyfriend
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one of my coworkers is starting season 1 and i just got this text she’s not ready
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edward teach and howl pendragon are the same exact brand of babygirl and they mean so much to me personally
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i just know ed was giving stede the gawk gawk 3000 the second that curtain closed
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do you ever think about how a handshake and 10 seconds of shared screen time inspired one of the most perfect ships ever like we truly are insane
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at least now everyone will stop trying to make ed illiterate
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“omg taika said he’s a gay icon but he’s straight???? wtf how dare he? he’s not even gay he’s an ally???” GO TOUCH GRASS I’M BEGGING YOU PLEASE
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the way this stupid ass bell has captivated me is insane. i am like a man possessed with the way i cannot stop thinking about it.
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do you guys remember when they made taika do that american accent
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tbh if you took anything that rosie said as a personal attack, you should probably chill out and take a break from the internet before going after a woman who said she doesn’t want to see rpf featuring her whole ass husband because it understandably makes her uncomfortable
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tbh, if my wife of 20 years asked me to go find some loser who threatened me at knifepoint so he could flirt and ignore me for three weeks, i would maybe be acting a little irrationally too
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name a bigger weirdo than edward teach that little freak was watching stede sleep on the first date like it was nothing
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lol remember when we thought taika was actually going to be in season 2?
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i will never ever understand how people could hate on a tummy!!! i love a tummy
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shipping gentlebeard, edizzy, stizzy, AND steddyhands is actually the secret to happiness. i always win no matter what.
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i think izzy and stede are going to kiss and be boyfriends and here’s why:
1. i want them to
2. i think it would be funny to see half of the fandom explode in a blind rage
3. it would be hot
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not ofmd related but this (and working) is what i’ve been up to off twitter
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crying because con saw that we gave izzy a tummy in all of the fanart and decided to go three times harder at the gym so we’d have to give him abs
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every role con gets is like
director: ok con, in this scene you’re literally being tortured. your character is terrified and doesn’t know if he’s going to make it out alive.
con: ok, got it!
con: *moaning and whimpering with his eyes rolling back in his head for 10 minutes*
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can i be honest i don’t think ed or izzy are intended to be abusers!!! the show isn’t like that!!! i think izzy is an emotionally suppressed loser who is communicating in the only way that he knows (yelling = results) and ed is reacting in a way he knows izzy will understand.
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me (delusional): maybe cj is ok like maybe he just comes back and has a giant scar on his stomach wouldn’t that be funny
cj:
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i’m just supposed to go about my day after seeing this? like this picture didn’t change my life?
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can we talk about lucius’s cunty ass bell bottoms i love them do you think wee john made them
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i don’t really understand how colonization is “fairy tale like” but ok
I have always been a royalist, it makes no sense, I know, but there is something fairy tale like that always resonated with me. For my entire life, and almost the entire life of my parents, Queen Elizabeth 2 has been our head of state. RIP, say hi to Prince Phillip.
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samba’s about to move in with rhys based on his ig stories lmao that man isn’t going back to la and i don’t blame him
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in my little worm brain i think that the second stede and ed are settled back on the revenge, stede has ed put the collar back on and bats his eyes soooo sweetly as he says “so i never lose you again” but literally everyone including ed knows it’s for horny reasons
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izzy accidentally mentions stede’s tits as he’s telling ed about their first encounter and the poor guy has to spend the next two weeks tracking him down so ed can see for himself
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“relax guys! season 2 is coming! we aren’t starved for content, it’s fine!” as i read a canon-divergent lesbian au featuring two characters who have never spoken on screen
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WHAT IF ED BRINGS STEDE INSIDE? AND THEY CRY TOGETHER AGAIN? AND ED BANDAGES HIS HAND? AND THEY KISS?
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“oh edward, can’t i just send the boys?” is so tired housewife to me i love him
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everyone’s like “wtf was olu thinking” but that just tells me that none of you have been p*ssywhipped before like i’m doing whatever i need to do so i can get back with her
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stop drawing stede as a twink please he deserves to be recognized as the stocky rectangle strongman he is
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fic authors who make modern au stede a WHORE i love you and i would die for you
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“I WOULD LET HIM WIN BECAUSE I WANT TO FUCK HIM” LESLIE IS US
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court: just on a little adventure in zealand, lol court on tour!
also court: SOMEHOW MEETS THE CAST
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all i will say is that acting like gortash is too busy to kiss is hilarious because he paused his entire inauguration ceremony to either a. proposition a stranger or b. make bedroom eyes at his ex “coworker” who he thought was dead like
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ok but. if they take away blocks then that one homophobe who blocked the entirety of the ofmd fandom is gonna lose his mind
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listen… i don’t want to speculate about anyone’s sexualities but how in the hell do you look at mr. o’neill and think “yeah, no doubt about it that is a straight man”
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stop facetuning the wrinkles off of these men leave them alone
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gale loves fat women especially when they sit on his face what is wrong with you people
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y’all are acting like this man isn’t still a 9 course meal come on
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con comes back for s3 with an eyepatch as jizzy hands, izzy’s secret twin brother and they do a reverse badminton
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typing out the words “i want to creampie murray hewitt” while on the clock because my boss makes a dollar or however it goes
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