Rosie Carnahan-Darby
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Producer, drinker of pinot, talent manager @karenkaymgmt , wine connoisseur, Mum to 2 humans, hence the pinot, wife to @rhysiedarby fuck it, pour the bottle.
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I feel like if LGBTQ+ kids are just "rebelling" they would choose something fun & easy, like drugs, or driving fast, or dying their hair. Nobody chooses the hard road unless they are simply expressing who they truly are.
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@david_jenkins__
@rhysiedarby
@TaikaWaititi
Rhys would love to be a slut but takes too much effort on my part.
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Great, he's gonna make me call him Award Winner Rhys now.
Well done babe.
For favorite performer in a cable or streaming comedy, this year's winner is
@rhysiedarby
for
#OurFlagMeansDeath
!
#TellTaleTVAwards
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Started watching
#ofmd
this morning for the second time. It's quite good eh? Highlight is still
#youngstede
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Husband has the remote. In the next 5 minutes we'll either be divorced or I'll kill him.
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Omigod, Rhys would love this. Mr 12 would love it even more.
Here’s an idea: Sherlock remake but this time it’s created by
@david_jenkins__
with Taika as Sherlock and Rhys as Watson. 👀
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Husband, Mr 12 and I had a lovely time at Pride today in WeHo. The joy of people living their authentic lives was lovely to watch.
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Sending husband home to mow the lawns and do this.
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@david_jenkins__
@Independent
and lets talk about the different expectations between a Film NZ funded film and a Marvel funded film. To still hear his voice, so strong in both is the achievement.
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Ooo, Emmy ballot due tomorrow. We would love to have something to put next to
@rhysiedarby
's player of the day trophy from soccer when he was 10 and my tap dancing trophies.
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Happy Father's Day to the guy snoring loudly next to me. Enjoy your sleep in!
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I called husband to tell him about the nomination as he does not check email. He said "oh I wish I was there and we could have a celebratory drink!"
Babe, it is 8AM. That is too early even for me.
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So
@rhysiedarby
has been nominated for Best Actor in a comedy series in the Hollywood Critics Awards. He put everything in to that role, we're so proud of him.
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I'd like to point out that we have an orange tree, I don't bake, and Samba, you have our address.
Holy scurvyless cannonballs: 243 “Roach’s 40 Orange Glaze” cakes have been baked since I dropped the recipe last week🤩 How precious and talented this fandom is. All of them beautiful, none of them the same🍊🍰 We’re all lunatics and I love you🧡🏴☠️✨
#OurFlagMeansDeath
@HBOMaxPop
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Booking
@rhysiedarby
flight to London now.
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I've run out of things for him to fix at home.
Hi gang! Remember that announcement? Well it's happening today in two parts. The first is a LIVE show here in LA..
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WTF is Flag day?
Never mind, just googled it and confirmed my suspicion that American's will celebrate literally anything.
Nobody point out I am American please, I am tweeting this holding my Kiwi passport.
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Mr 12: Are there any celebrities that are not married to other celebrities?
Me: Rhys Darby.
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Saw someone tweet that there is a war on women at the moment by trans women. Frankly, I am more scared of white, male boomers telling me what to think than any of the trans women I know.
Let's say it all together, trans women ARE women. Duh.
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Shout out to all my friends who have had miscarriages and ectopic pregnancies who in the future will likely die.
Shout out to all those rape victims.
Shout out to the children whose bodies are too small to carry a pregnancy
Shout out to all women who have lost bodily autonomy
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We also don't bother with the ends of words or the second half of sentences. Also add yeah, nah on to the end of everything.
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If I'd known we were doing a photo I'd have considered makeup. I would still have decided no though.
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Mr 16 is playing Leggy Blonde on the keyboard and the others are singing along. It's quite sweet given Mr 16 was Mr 1 when we watched Dad film it.
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I always knew he was hot.
#25years
It you had told me at 17 that the New Zealand comic I had a crush on that I couldn't tell people about cos I got made fun of for it would be the hottest guy on twitter when I was 31 and everyone would be posting thirst pics I'd've laughed in your face but HERE WE ARE
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If I send you an email, please don't call me back. I sent you an email because I can't be arsed with small talk.
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I need this guy. I think I'd call him Stede...as he looks noble.
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Mr 12 told me he would like to be in S2 of OFMD. Told him he couldn't as he was already in S1.
He said he is going to put on a fake beard and be an extra. Just so you know
@david_jenkins__
...if there is a particularly short extra on set...
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GUYS! Not even joking, our dishwasher just stopped draining! Its gonna be a busy day for my handsy - man. He still has not fixed the dryer.
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Here you go guys! Share! As the actors can't...
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Our family and Samba's family went and had an amazing meal at Lalibela in Little Ethiopia, LA last night! Highly recommend!
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Can you tell I feel bad that Rhys simply does not have time to do a world tour? But I work and someone has to look after the kids!
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While I adore all of these actors, it's gotta be
@rhysiedarby
, right?
The nominees for Best Actor in a Streaming Comedy Series are:
Jason Sudeikis,
#TedLasso
John Cena,
#Peacemaker
Keegan-Michael Key,
#Schmigadoon
Martin Short,
#OnlyMurdersintheBuilding
Nicholas Hoult,
#TheGreat
Rhys Darby,
#OurFlagMeansDeath
Sam Richardson,
#TheAfterparty
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@david_jenkins__
@Independent
I read the first paragraph and their were inaccuracies. WWDITS was co written and directed by Jemaine. I stopped reading at that point.
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This appeared in my feed, oh, wow.
Also shout out to Robyn Von Swank (USA) and Kate Little (NZ) who always make Rhys look so gorgeous in his press shots!
Not sure who needs this but here you go - Taika Waititi as Rhys Darby, a thread 🧵
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@rhysiedarby
Always ready, been waiting for you to find your glasses, wallet, phone, mask, shoes, mind....
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Dishwasher update! Rhys called an expert, who also could not fix it. Apparently you are supposed to clean your dishwasher every two months as the water in LA sucks. Us not knowing this has resulted in a broken pump. So, clean your dishwasher.
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Mum? What happens if the next King or Queen is non binary. What word will they use?
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Guess who's husband is fizzing at this news?
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Yesterday my son passed his drivers test. He did a full day in the classroom, 6 hours with an instructor, hours with his Dad. Can you imagine if the car industry lobbied that anyone, at any age could have a car just because? Reasonable rules prevent tragedy.
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Guys! You know I can't have him just doing dishes in NZ!
Tickets on sale Monday July 4.
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Samba is finally back in LA from holidays so can join Rhys!
So excited to open for our Captain
@rhysiedarby
at his sold-out show on Monday at
@largolosangeles
!🤩 As a physical comedian, I can’t wait to see the master at work with his best material. I’ll do my best not to scream🤞🏾🎤✨
#standup
#comedy
#ofmd
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So we have people flying to NZ to see Rhys' show from Singapore, Tasmania, Melbourne? Anywhere else? Who knew he was a tourist attraction.
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We are so wholesome. It is raining and I lit the fire, Mr 12 is playing lego, husband is reading and I am knitting (and playing words with friends)
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Before I close twitter for the day, a female friend asked me yesterday if I would rather leave a 4 year old with a room full of drag queens or a room full of straight men. Ponder on that my friends (drag queens 100%. My kids would have LOVED it)
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My son just took a fake phonecall to get out of unpacking the dishwasher. Don't breed with a comedian people.
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Remember when you would gossip in public and whisper in case someone heard & knew the person? Well, Twitter needs to work out how to whisper cos I keep hearing bitchiness about people I know.
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Mr 16 just got home complaining about how people are shit drivers and don't use their indicators. He is now officially an LA driver.
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Moon Knight.... Spoon Night ( which is incidentally what Ed and Stede did)
See what I did there?
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I just don't understand how some think woke is an insult. I like to know the people around me think and behave kindly towards minorities and the LGBTQ+ community. If kindness is woke, I am all for it!
#wokeasfuck
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This is what happens when I don't tour manage
#leggyblonde
@wrigglemania
@rhysiedarby
Photo credit
@Bradford_Photo
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Today marks 130 years since Aotearoa New Zealand gave women the vote, the first country in the world to do so. AND, not just pakeha (non Māori) women, ALL women.
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I just made a cup of tea with hot water from the tap. I'm either definitely American now...or I'm going to hell.
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Glass of wine watching husband paint model plane and Mr 12 build model plane whilst listening to Bret McKenzie's new album.
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You'll be pleased to know that husband is finally home after 6 months away...and has started on the list of household jobs while I play words with friends.
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Yes, it's extortion, but I was scared of potential legal action. At least he zero rated the tax.
If you ever wondered what the child of an agent / producer and comic actor is like....
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The cat is currently eating the dog food, in front of her, pellet by pellet. The cat knows I won't tell him off, as it is funny, and the dog knows she will get in earful if she goes near the cat food.
This is how I fill my day.
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I have an idea, why don't we give all boys vasectomies when they hit puberty then reverse them when they can prove they are responsible? Or maybe women have free access to sperm banks when they are ready for children. Then no need for abortions!
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Mr 12 and I just scored 24% on a Flight of the Conchords quiz.
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Just here to remind everyone in the US that high gas prices are a global issue, Biden has not single handedly caused it. Sigh. And actually gas prices in some countries are even higher than the US.
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Had a mammogram this morning. Nothing more awesome than a technician trying to turn your Ds into pancakes.
Anyway, it sucks, but I'm totally fine and everyone should have regular mammograms over the age of 40, ok?
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Also, have you met teenagers? They are lazy AF, they are never going to take the hard road if they don't literally have to.
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Found my 2 sons fixing the loo last night. They had worked out that they needed to take the cistern lid off to stop it running constantly. Apples do not fall far from the tree.
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Husband, Mr 12 and I crawl in to bed to watch TV together. Theo is asleep by 830pm, a kid who normally goes to sleep soooo late. We've literally spent the entire evening watching TV and snuggling him like a 2 yo that doesn't sleep. Ugh, I remember that.
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Ah NZ, always with the negativity in the comments. If you don't have anything nice to say, shush.
Also how about these gorgeous pics by Robyn Von Swank and Kate Little?!
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I noticed on Instagram my sister has her husband building a guest house. I feel strangely competitive. Maybe I deserve a small guest house too!
Rhys? Hello?
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Exciting times. The dryer repair guy just finished & Rhys 'Can Fix it' Darby needs to go to Home Depot and replace a vent.
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If you needed any more proof that my husband's brain does not work like typical people's brains. Apparently this was the only time in history this has happened.
Yes, I got ALL THE NO.1 ANSWERS on
@FamilyFeudABC
Yip. That's right.
#CelebrityFamilyFeud
#Darbylicious
xxx
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The cruel undertones in this tweet are crazy. Wishing a happy day to people that might have lost a baby, put them up for adoption, and ignoring those who've adopted or are Mums without giving birth. And don't get me started on the knocking of Mum's of trans kids.
❤️💐Happy Birthing Parent Day to all whose large gametes were fertilised resulting in small humans whose sex was assigned by doctors making mostly lucky guesses ❤️💐
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Funny comedy show alert, that happens to star good looking comedy guy
@rhysiedarby
.
Tune in October 5
@StreamOnMax
(in the USA, no idea about the rest of the world, does anything really exist outside the USA?)
The beautiful ones always smash the picture. Always. Every time.
October 5th just got badass.
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Mr 12 rewrote my press release to "correct the grammar and make it flow better"
I can't wait till he discovers the joy of correcting strangers' grammar on social media.
We are both nerds.
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Broken record tweet. My son's uber driver is not returning his phone, and he is charging it so I know he knows he has it. Horrifies me that this guy is still allowed to drive and that uber does not give a flying fuck that he has stolen the phone
@Uber_Support
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Please don't ask anything of me tomorrow. The 12 year old has decided he must sleep with us. He tends to breakdance in his sleep.
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Look, if states are stopping abortions so people can't kill babies, maybe they should stop guns so people can't kill babies.
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I've started cooking husband and I a hot lunch when kids are at school. We are soooo ready to be elderly.
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@rhysiedarby
Ok I came to say I love you, but staying for the cat pics. Look at these gorgeous cats in the replies! Here is Gizmo.
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Me: can you go to the supermarket and get fresh ginger?
Husband:...
Me: You know what ginger root looks like, right?
Husband:............................
Don't marry a comedian.
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@neilhimself
@david_jenkins__
Btw, my 16 yo went to your show last night and loved it.
@rhysiedarby
spent a lot of time sitting in the car downtown waiting for him.
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Ok, this cat read my tweet and now I'm dining with a cat.
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Say Happy NZ Birthday to the husband
@rhysiedarby
. He has just landed in Tamaki Makaurau for a few days work, starting with his birthday drinks with besties. Miss you babe, have a wonderful few days, but not too much fun, can't have me missing out.
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@jk_rowling
Let me rewrite that for you. Kiwi's were shocked at her anti immigration and anti trans rhetoric and her aligning herself with neo nazi's in Australia...so turned up to make their voices heard and support the trans whanau in Aotearoa.
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Mr 16 leaves Boston tomorrow to start the long journey to Aotearoa. I can feel the umbilical cord dragging him home....
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Kids finish school today. That's a full academic year of masking all day, every day, covid testing and being careful since returning from NZ. Thankfully none of us have had it yet. Fingers crossed!
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I just realised Mr 16 is wearing his dad's old FOTC sweatshirt too.
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