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Stede Bonnet leaving the Revenge
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Ryan Gosling for Gucci
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Deeply obsessed with Will Arnett’s seemingly complete amnesia regarding his role in OFMD. Sexiest thing he could’ve done.
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“never made it as a wise man and I like white bitches with a tan”
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Megan Thee Stallion once said..
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Let’s remember what we’re all here for
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Mental illness runs in my found family
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I love Rhys stans bc y’all will be like “I would let him puncture my large intestine” with a photo that looks like this
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I’m just noticing… did Nathan and Rhys share a trailer?
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I’m sick of nice autistic representation. Some of us kill people
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@abronxbaybee @diablita2hard approximately 4 business days if I had to guess
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Why y’all stanning Rita and Taika when Samba and Aria are right there
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Me too Patton
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Rosie every day on this app
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Play a chaotic character that dysfunctional gays will latch onto and then never mention it again
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“He may be dead” “He maybe did what?”
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SKJCJRVA I FUCKING TOLD YALL
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Huh???
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If Rita Ora is in season 2 I’m going to prison
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Cringe-fail stoner Ed, how I adore you
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When people ask who my fav OFMD character is
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Palms sweaty, knees weak, arms basghetti
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David Jenkins the man that you are
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Did y’all hear David Jenkins when he said the Swede was non-binary?
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THE 9 GUNS ON BLACKBEARD IS A EUPHEMISM FOR THE 8 TENTICLES AND HIS DICK
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@mannyzdad @NotJustOla First comment I’ve seen where this was said. Thank you! People don’t seem to grasp this concept.
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Spanish Jackie
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If you’re a transphobe get the fuck off ofmd twitter
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Gay ppl remain calm for one day challenge
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Nathan Foad:
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In case you were unsure how Taika feels about the Queen
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Gender is a liquid we can manipulate to fit any vessel
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Sorry I can’t be her 😔
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So happy for everyone going to ECCC
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She’s gonna get her back blown out next week if you even care
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ROACHSWEDE TRUTHERS RISE
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David my tiny king <3
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Omg even Ted Cruz likes ofmd wtf
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Contrary to popular belief nothing devastating will happen in season two and we will get 7 sex scenes
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Can I just say the art and writing and analysis and humor all based around this one source material that’s no more than 5 hours of a show is truly fucking amazing, like there’s so much wonderful beautiful content from a show that’s been out for only a year. You’re all amazing.
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Who has the best eyes in movies?
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snailforkery | there's always an escape
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Who has the best eyes in movies? For your consideration:
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If you told me a year ago that the dividing point in this fandom would be a little man that canonically has a sandwich thrown at his head I would not have believed you
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@Ilcapitano94 He was doing a rifle walk
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Goodnight everyone ilysm 😘
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Me just now realizing there’s a pin that says “it’s MISTER faggot to you” 💀
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close-ups on face + pins + various details
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behind every gay person is a gayer, more evil gay person
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My thoughts regarding the rpf shit and attacking Rosie: you wouldn’t find her tweet so personally attacking if you weren’t already aware that you were crossing boundaries
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I will post my entire asshole before I go on a public tirade against an author that didn’t do anything to me
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I hope Taika directs 5000 marvel films so that Marvel bros can continue being mad over nothing forever
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My wife said she would leave me for Taika and didn’t hesitate to tell me that
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Mental illness runs in my found family
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I want izzy in situations. I wanna see him in circumstances. Predicaments even
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2014 Viago has sex but 2005 Viago fucks
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THAT HOLE IS BEING U S E D
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y’all will write a 10 page paper on why taika isn’t a zionist instead of thinking critically and seeing what he chose to publicly sign for the world to see. he’s not some fucking child he’s an almost 50 year old man that had plenty of time to research prior to signing it.
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Idc I would do ANYTHING to get Eiffel towered by the chaotic frat bros
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Piña readers will be openly sobbing over a drawing of flapjacks
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Viago would own the coffin couch
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Can we all just say one positive thing that you have in your life because of the gay pirates?
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Taika mini 🥹
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Everyone should relax until we get s2
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quote with an our flag means death opinion that would get you like this
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I don’t even like dick in my ass but if Taika asked id spread my cheeks from new jersey to alaska
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Parallels between Taika’s Instagram and OFMD 🧵
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What song will play when Stede gets fucked in the ass in s2e1?
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I need everyone to see this post Rhys Darby liked
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@archivedilfs …….Anyways
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Reminder of why we’re all here
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I mourn the days when people didn’t dickride for a blackfisher just bc she gets backshots from your fav /:
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Old Navy Employees:
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ass tonight, ass forever
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STEDE: Still on with the oranges? Really?
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the attempt to separate sex from queer stories is so weird bro. straight people have full porn on the big screen but if we get a sex scene it’s “fetishizing”
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They call Stede legally blonde the way he’ll bend and snap your neck if you fuck with Ed
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EDWARD TEACH IS GAY
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I’ve decided to fuck myself in front of the mirror while wearing a cowboy hat and screaming obscenities. I hope you all support me in my journey
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OFMD fans watching any non-OFMD content: AU when
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Screaming
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Are you really bros if you don’t swallow their loads?
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“go suck a dick” ok point me in the direction of Taika Waititi then
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New crackship just dropped: Vizzy
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how to climb onto a boat quietly
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Reply to this tweet like you’re Lucius Spriggs’ search history
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Calico Jack
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Rosie tweets like an AI learning to be a mom
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Pssstt… artists: maybe use this as a mustache ref for Ed. I would like to see it👀
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every girl has had or has a sinister homosexual trying to ruin her life
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Fun fact these masks were made of 100% precum straight from the source, no additives or preservatives!
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when that twink u work with won’t stop asking u what it was like being alive during the 70s
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Y’all won’t believe—
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anyway calico jack wears a strap on facing backwards so he can fuck two people at once
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Nice lil pillows
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I HATE TALKING ABOUT DRAMA HOWEVER: the fact a person can bully their friends, all of Twitter, and still think they’re a good person baffles me. you call people out in a 20+ part thread over minor things, then you ask for money for your emotional labor that YOU chose to do?
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Finding a OFMD fan that listens to Megan thee Stallion is like finding a buttplug in a dildostack
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Stiddies this, Izzy’s tits that. what about the Bitties?
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Someone write porn where Ed sucks dick and his bell keeps ringing
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I want to use Calico Jacks bone marrow as lube
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The words “I love you” are never said in OFMD
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Pussy > Pussy > Pussy > Marijuana > I wanna > Smoke weed everyday > and I’m gonna > eat that pussy > period comma > pause > hold the applause
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