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congrats i'm not the needle in the haystack IG: strudelboots (featuring my one-eyed cat from the hood plus me cleaning urinals)

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dance like nobody's horrified
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RT @fuzzlime: just cleaned all my glass-topped tables & it just hit me apparently I was on a glass-topped table roll in the late 90s
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RT @fuzzlime: I pride myself at being so far off the trail end of the standard deviation it defies explanation
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@RealGabbyHayes we love you exactly how you are, GH
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RT @SunshineJarboly: june cleaver: so, the beaver killed a drifter today. ward: {spits out his martini all over the evening paper} another…
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RT @AnneHatfieldVO: Is this the kind of quest where you gain wisdom, or is it the kind where you get rich? Because I have a preference.
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I'm on the "i better not outlive this debt" payment plan
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RT @fuzzlime: not sure why i always thought grown-ups never ate dinner off paper plates
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@DinahHoltzman @DamonHunzeker not if they have nets, let's be honest dinah
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RT @fuzzlime: my plan to live forever is progressing verrry nicely
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RT @DamonHunzeker: I hate when you let your hostages outside to play on the trampoline, and then they just sit there and don't even jump or…
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@AnneHatfieldVO (moves a lock and hairsprays) ITS GORGEOUS how's mine
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RT @AnneHatfieldVO: My friend has a sense of smell that rivals a bloodhound, and she was born two months premature.
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RT @fuzzlime: did john malkovich play john lithgow in a movie or was it john cleese or did i dream that
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@briansworld67 @Bob_Janke nopes
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RT @AnneHatfieldVO: Morning Checklist: 1. Interesting monster. ✔️ 2. Interesting hairdo. ✔️
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RT @AnneHatfieldVO: It's all a mystery, like the back of my hair.
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RT @AnneHatfieldVO: This is what I look for in a state and low sales tax.
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RT @AnneHatfieldVO: I've got two, maybe three, quests left in me, but only if someone carries my horse.
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