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dinahmightnot
@DinahHoltzman
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disaster artist, chingada/chingona, enthusiastically mediocre doer of people, places & things, manatee Dad.
The Upside Down
Joined January 2019
@whotfisjovana It’s a tiny wolf in lamb’s clothing, it will turn on you like Mantacore turned on Roy and drag you around by your ankles.
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@highsieze6 I’m wicked insightful though I’m down to 20/40 used to be 20/15. Aging is a motherfucker.
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@highsieze6 Let me do my vocal exercises and I’ll be right over. I’m thinking conclusion of “Citizen Kane.” I just stagger around, wreck all the tchtokes while whimpering “Rosebud”
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@blonde_opinion Owen Meany in “A Prayer for Owen Meany” did. He knew some details but not all, spent his life practicing for it but it didn’t happen the way he assumed. I wouldn’t want to know because then you’re constantly living with an eye toward your death.
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@whotfisjovana And that’s why I can’t hear human speech without putting my good ear inside of people’s mouths
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@impishcuntress Yes but it required going to two different Walgreens and flirting with hot pharmacy techs to get my …gine on. Not the va- kind though 😭😭
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