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disaster artist, chingada/chingona, enthusiastically mediocre doer of people, places & things, manatee Dad.

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Donde estas Cortizone? Ayer te busqué Entre el suelo, y el cielo, mi cielo Y no te encontré Puedo pensar Quechuyes de mí Ven, regresa por mí Que la vida se me vuelve un ocho Si no estás aquí
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@whotfisjovana It’s a tiny wolf in lamb’s clothing, it will turn on you like Mantacore turned on Roy and drag you around by your ankles.
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@highsieze6 I’m wicked insightful though I’m down to 20/40 used to be 20/15. Aging is a motherfucker.
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@highsieze6 Let me do my vocal exercises and I’ll be right over. I’m thinking conclusion of “Citizen Kane.” I just stagger around, wreck all the tchtokes while whimpering “Rosebud”
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@highsieze6 Noooooooooooooooooooo
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Why does it feel like Super Bowling for Columbine?
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RT @whotfisjovana: This is my team for the Super Bowl
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RT @sosaneitsinsane: a night gardener? 🤨🧐 #severance
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@blonde_opinion Owen Meany in “A Prayer for Owen Meany” did. He knew some details but not all, spent his life practicing for it but it didn’t happen the way he assumed. I wouldn’t want to know because then you’re constantly living with an eye toward your death.
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@stephenRB4 Ménage a trois involving Worcestershire sauce & cold foam coffee creamer
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@ADHDForReal Dumpling sauce, rice seasoning nori Komi furikake
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RT @IrenaBuzarewicz: "Modern Fairytales" by Francisco "Pancho" Graells
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@whotfisjovana And that’s why I can’t hear human speech without putting my good ear inside of people’s mouths
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@impishcuntress Pretty fucking derelict and I’m here for it 🤗🤗
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@impishcuntress Yes but it required going to two different Walgreens and flirting with hot pharmacy techs to get my …gine on. Not the va- kind though 😭😭
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