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me: (reading dostoyevsky in prison)
warden: NO what are you doing he cant read that hes going to peacefully resign himself to his suffering and reach a newfound love for life and humanity
warden: (goes to grab the book)
me: (looks up silently and reverently)
warden: FUCK NO F
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@peta
remember when you guys killed over 70% of the animals you rescue when they show any violent tendencies yet steve irwin literally let animals bite him and forgave them for it. don’t ever disrespect steve he did more for animals than your entire organization did or will do ever
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@mannyfidel
i think we’ve reached a point where sports are no longer trad conservative coded and are just cool-epic coded
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@bodieisyoucrazi
@perezidentes
@panphobias
he literally is just doing the holier than though routine. they come after the dem candidate saying “oh theyre not so great guys they might even be bad” and then offer nothing on top of that. okay? they always conveniently refuse to mention the ONLY alternative (trump)
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@Will_Herren2400
@thoughtfulbae
jordan peele and ari aster are carrying the genre on their backs rn
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@afraidofwasps
let this one cook for 3-4 hours on medium then let rest for an hour and it should be a banger
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@UMO
they were really listening to the music. theyd hear these old jazz and soul records and fall in love with an 8 second snippet, loop it, rap over it, and make a classic. the world is yours by nas is a perfect example
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@tyler02020202
bro i got my license and a car and all i did was drive around w friends at night for 12 months
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@FaithAriahAnn
@Uosipaw
you after seeing this tweet: “this is just like that 1940s comic about smoking i just saw”
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@ArpinGarre66002
@owenbroadcast
van gogh was deemed terrible by the dominant artistic hegemony and now he is regarded as a savant
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@_itsalwayscraig
@crackcobain__
the cut to the guys for a solid 2 seconds after an uninterrupted minute and a half of the girls arguing was pure cinema
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@mreasycredit1
@wowitsnicholas
the bear who ate him didnt know him, was super old, and starving to death
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@securethebug
@darth_erogenous
@veryfinanceguy
anyone who is 5’11 says 6’0 so if they say 5’11 they’re probably 5’9
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@JUANS0T0FAN
this is one of those images everyone has been talking about that is never not funny no matter how long. its literally just the “Sunni Muslim” that hits me like a truck everytime
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@poisonjr
she say do you love me i tell her only partly i only love my bed and my momma im sorry
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@TheBumNation
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@kindadopebro
@offtharemy
@lovethraxxx
@tize4PF
not if you have a youtube account
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@RickLaw101
@jack
our parents told us to not believe everything we read on the internet and then fell for everything they ever read on the internet
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@raptalksk
when t-pain comes in at the end bro and hes like “NOW MY GRANDMOMMA AINT THE ONLY GIRL CALLIN ME BABYYYYYYY” i start floating and crying and streaming graduation
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@GreenTextRepost
these guys when their ancient shaman ancestors fucking drag them to the underworld for disrespecting this gorgeous planet
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@iGot_Sole23
@_essence_alexis
this is whats slowly hooking me. seeing myself get bigger and stronger. the compliments from friends and family saying i look more muscular keep me going
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@doetunes
@DUSKdev
probably by far the best part of the game for me. while i love banging my head against a hard boss for 4 hours until i get that incredibly tense butthole-clenching battle to victory, always being able to just turn around and go fuck with the huge ass open world is just so nice
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@ahumblecabbage
@poisonjr
(groomer voice): i bet leftists are sooo uglyyy compared to when they were young teens
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@MikeyZoldyck
@BRGhollywood
if you wanna be ready for college do lots of extra-curriculars to pad your resumé. also don’t stress about having to decide what you wanna do. i know college students who dont know. now in high school is the time to take different classes to see what you enjoy
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@jules_su
@DorseyFilm
at times its as much a movie as it is a dramatic documentary/biography. i think its well worth making it through at least once, even if it is long
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@gentille101
@ShawtyNamedZANA
@lindsayisenor
@cozymother
ah yes so dead people are better than depressed people. another incredible take on twitter
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@ReagansTweets
@chunkyfila
its like going to a new school all the time so u can just say whatever when youre there
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@itsmariannnna
this is so facts tho like im just so aware that what im watching is a production. my suspension of disbelief like evaporates. unless im playing a game then im invested
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@Vimmy
seinfeld is the best sitcom ever imo. the whole “show about nothing” thing is so clever because the show really is just about everyday life in a pretty real way with a good bit of exaggeration.
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@TheCinesthetic
he was so right when he said that. school of rock is one of those movies where everything came together. masterpiece
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@imniceandsmart
@oliviamhowell
in terms of protein bars they are about as good as it gets, and theyre still just OK
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@D2X__
I BEEN LOOKIN FOR YOU MY WHOLE LIFE, AN APPETITE, FOR A FEELING I CAN BARELY DESCRIBE. WHERE YOU RESIDE? IS IT IN WOMEN MONEY OR MANKIND, TELL ME SOMETHING GOT ME LOSIN MY MIND. YOU MAKE ME WANNA JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP
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@HumptyDump11850
@sighswoon
what xanax taught me:
i fuckingnlovve stelaingn from wlamert
what percocet taught me:
uhhhhhhhooohhohohmmygguckujggod
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@bad2sentence
2 sentence horror that relies on incredibly specific or niche knowledge of a very particular subject in order to be understood are usually unavoidably corny
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@MongarRyan
@GoodReddit
my absolute worst worst fear. so terrifying that it can just HAPPEN whenever
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@hallelalaluwah1
@mannyfidel
gambling is awesome and should be even more commonplace in society. we should be able to make parlays on everything. the guys betting on elections and political developments have the right idea
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