με λένε Λαβένζα: dr. they, phd 🔆🍉🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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beyond the beaten path lies the absolute end. it matters not who you are... || hi im lake || audhd || uni student & musician (album wip) ΘΔ || en/tok || 🇵🇸
18 ~ they/them
Joined July 2021
the nameless girl is now out everywhere. thank you for listening. links below <3
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after I told my mum my pronouns are they/them she has taken to calling everyone "they". and I mean everyone. this includes my dad, who has explicitly said he doesn't like being called that, and my 85-year-old grandmother.
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friend just did the bdsm test
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guys please do not turn the volume all the way up especially on headphones . you will lose your hearing very quickly.
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I feel so bad for the people that don't know this is not a one-off screenshot and these two regularly have interactions like this.
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multiple people got very, very angry at me for this because they thought hearing loss from high volume wasn't real and I just personally hated them (?)
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it is now genuinely hard for her to remember to call anyone by their actual pronouns because she's used to they/them-ing everyone. which, I have to be honest, is really funny.
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I got mad that it wasnt what he actually said so I "fixed" it
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I love how every time balatro is mentioned all the comments are just this image
Balatro's mobile release has managed the almost impossible task of knocking Minecraft from its long-maintained top spot on the charts.
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hit tweet uhhhh follow me I make music.
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this is what the word "oomf" feels like to me
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that tweet got 107,000 likes and those guys still somehow thought I was personally telling THEM to stop doing it. one guy kept trying to say that he'd listened to music at full volume for 15 years. like bro I don't know how to tell you this.
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. when I explained hearing loss to him he accused me of lying because I told him it's bad to listen at high volume and *then* I explained how it's worse if you listen for long periods. and he said "wow you just changed your story huh??? which is it??? you're so obviously lying".
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me: hey babe I got you a really pretty 24 karat gold ring :) happy anniversary :). rabbit girlfriend: [drooling] 24 what.
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God (6,000NB) struck my (17F) house with a bolt of lightning and cursed me (16F) to rapidly de-age for my (15F) sins, since I (14F) killed a man (43M) in cold blood a while ago. I (13F) think it was justified, I (12F) think God (6,000NB) is taking this too far. AITA?.
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@GuyChihuehue @evenmoredan @I35682932 @chapsticklezboy no because I imagine there will be people with those names. flood it with names that are obviously fake like "Zampeo G. Loilaosmithh" or something but are still close enough to actual names to be believable (and of course check if the person exists first).
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like. okay dude sure go deaf I don't mind.
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@SayoriSign that is, in fact, the human pet guy . it's a shame he's known for that specifically because he's said way more baffling things.
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I love how the f slur in the toby fox halloween hack resurfaced recently and every single queer on the internet has collectively decided its funny and hes allowed to say it. this is a level of solidarity never before seen online.
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@oomfiesgood not all ai is bad. the reason generative ai is generally bad is because it steals content to make terrible facsimiles of said content. infinite craft is very clearly not doing that.
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@jmoriboy technically its like 80db but who knows what that is. basically put it just below where its hurting your ears and then turn it down an extra 20%.
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@lesbohhhs also the funniest part of that is that we are australian and live in australia and do not intend to go to america.
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to me. this is just a normal open world game concept.
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@eveboing I kinda like "yoki". works in japanese and english. one Japanese word for "nonbinary" is "Xジェンダー" (X gender) so the K is like the X (there's no X in Japanese it's the closest you can get).
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@fyridk this has 33 upvotes and 108 comments but 7 awards you can tell the transphobes went FERAL over this one.
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@luciascarlet that's so unbelievably real. people on here hate good advice for some reason. it's always "oh well you said [extremely pedantic thing in which it is obvious what you meant]. how dare you suggest that".
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@AnudderWiseguy @uxiedust no, some people even in the LGBTQIA+ will attack bi people because being bi isn't "real gay" or something.
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one of these words is the name of the protagonist of a game I've been working on for years. see if you can guess which one it is no I will not be telling you.
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free palestine btw 🍉 @CareForGaza / donate to as many campaigns as you can & call for a ceasefire now.
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oh this is blowing up already Listen To My Cool Song
the nameless girl is now out everywhere. thank you for listening. links below <3
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Hello! Thank you for your tweet. Unfortunately, we are no longer accepting this topic as viable discourse in 2024. Thank you for your interest!.
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@brightlightroad ok no this one I can actually kinda see. my phone autocorrects words into things that are wildly different sometimes (even changing to german words for some reason????) so this is tame compared to what my phone does. that "bondage" one from a while ago was dumb though.
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I am not a kpop stan, nor have I ever listened to BTS in my life. However,.
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just watched parkour civilisation
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@goatedtranny can someone post that dril tweet that's like "apologising for my comments regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, 'gotta hand it to them' ".
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@wildtiktokss I am not the brightest tool in the shed I thought this meant she threw his phone in a ditch and literally blew it up. like exploded it.
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ALSO this doesn't apply to concerts because those are typically very loud anyway, but in that case BRING EARPLUGS!!!!!!!!!! especially if it's a loud band like swans or something.
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@awawawhoami "we didnt do it !!!! if you found a vulnerability that's your fault for looking too hard" that's my guess,.
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@daddyKrugman exactly!!!! it's crazy. I think most people that do that don't realise just how bad that is for you though.
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@BT7_Tank sitting in a silent conference room and very faintly hearing Shape of You playing from the other side of the room and getting so mad I pass out.
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STOP LIKING THIS IT'S NOT EVEN A GOOD TWEET????????????.
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omg hit tweet follow me 🔥🔥🔥🔥 can we get 395 followers right now. no reason.
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I know there's probably a joke to this but without context this is the funniest thing I've ever seen.
Saw this at the local park and nearly hit it with my car out of fear and adrenaline
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new safari update is awesome . loving the ability to Obliterate things
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@simulacrimosa best of the entire decade? no probably not. but that artwork is extremely good and I think you are underselling it with this image. there is a reason it's so popular.
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oh my god my first dose of hrt is on 9/11.
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this is the funniest image ever made
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the official balatro account was the first person to like this tweet. I've made it.
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@stellenity @qukiyyo @felixakranken its not in greek LMAO it's in english but spelt with the letters in the greek alphabet (which are NOT pronounced the same way as in english).
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@VoiceQuills "why isn't it spelled how it's pronounced?" it is spelled how it's pronounced in gaelic! that's how languages work!. funnily enough, half the words in english are pronounced totally differently to how they're written.
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@kirnixis sorry I am a 40 year old white man and heard the word "prog" and shredded a 30 minute guitar solo. what aere those other words .
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repost because I forgot to make the text red . also I know what he says off by heart I didn't even have to look it up LMAO.
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@andyflemming @jasminericegirl he implied in a tweet once that they did reach out to him and he said no.
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hey I made an image . what do fwe thgijnk
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@deerfailure @fyridk one time I saw someone post an edited version of the xkcd about the 3 pigs building a house out of uranium to stop the big bad wolf, and all the text was rewritten with an entirely different font just to change "dude" to the n word. and someone questioned it and got attacked.
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@mountbellyache say what you will about apple music but the fact that you can just change metadata and album covers is objectively very funny and awesome.
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