Brandon Follick
@follickacid
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comedian & writer @reductress @theonion @newyorkerhumor @mcsweeneys @latestagelive he/him
Brooklyn, NY
Joined January 2009
online stores love to say “your order is on its way!” then when you go to the tracking number they gave you all of a sudden it’s “can you fucking relax?? we just printed the label..”
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RT @schlife: We are getting extremely close to the best day of the year.... tickets are going extremely fast: https…
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I wrote this with a heavy heart
TikTok Influencer Devastated About Having to Get a Soulless Job Like the One You Have:
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RT @joshgondelman: Hi! I'm a little out of touch with the NYC independent standup scene (because of aging), but if you run a show, I'm work…
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Why does every nyc apartment lease look like it was written in ancient times (2004) then photocopied over and over again until it achieved a barely-decipherable quality
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RT @_lanabelle: the chanukahstravaganza is back and as big as ever!!! this year featuring: @follickacid
@HireMeImFunny
@carsonolshansky…
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I am holding space for a company with a photo of me on their website and made a choice of radical love to reject me for 2 jobs
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I think what ultimately cost Dems the election was that Kamala and her staffers did not like anyone's instagram stories
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I wrote this because my life, heart, and account balance are so full with abundance
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I’m thrilled I wrote this before the Department of Justice comes for me
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When the left decides to have its January 6th, please send me the partiful
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The poll workers charged me an extra 5 cents because I forgot to bring my reusable ballot
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I did my best to write this headline:
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That’s amazing! Now all she needs are Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin
Kamala Harris has won Nickelodeon’s ‘Kids Pick The President’ poll with 52% of the vote.
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what is Kamala’s plan to remove me from newsletters I never signed up for
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