The worst part of being nonbinary is not getting to shout anything during Hey Ya

Well.

Going around a party asking “are you an Elphaba or a Glinda?” and meaning “are you brave enough to stand against fascism?”

I love when I Shazam a song and it’s by a band I already like. Like damn, me and I have so much in common

RT @JoePalana: Took some time away from Thanksgiving to make this

RT @radiotopia: Tis the season for hometown crushes! Carson Olshansky (@carsonolshansky) joins host Kelsey McKinney (@mckinneykelsey) on @N…

I’ve been responding with 🫡 a lot. I’m such a good soldier.

RT @ElyKreimendahl: returning to the news after running to the bathroom

Excited to get to figure out a socially acceptable way to answer “how are you” that strikes the balance between not sounding inappropriately chipper and also not sobbing

I’d like to be reillusioned please

Got into an Uber playing “LGBTQ Radio,” begging the question - was he playing that before he saw me walking up?

Halloween is an amazing time for learning which of your hot friends love being hot and which feel just so-so about it

Keep forgetting that after figuring out how to solve a problem, you then have to solve the problem

A book can be like “I never felt any connection to my body, and my gender was all wrong,” and reviews will call it subtly trans

Nothing more gender-affirming than having a girl explain to me an Instagram feature that I had no idea about

I want medical care almost as much as I want to not make a phone call

RT @Feldfrog: Carson comes right back on da mf pod for a part 2 @carsonolshansky & I explore what anxious notes we have for ourselves from…

The hottest thing a person can do is know a few people I know

Using ladies as a term to address any group of people containing even one woman

Sometimes I’ll run into an old acquaintance, and they’ll try to fall back into our old rhythm, but it’s like “sorry, I don’t remember which version of me I pretended to be with you”

They apologized.