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I like to make wood and metal chips. Baseball, New Orleans, Saints, food, nerd stuff, science, technology, weather, dick jokes. I live tweet sports. He/him/dude
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Charging the car while I eat a sandwich.
These little AC charging stations aren't fast, but they're cheap to install (probably not as an Entergy and City of NO collaboration), and IMO they need to go into parking lots everywhere.
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@cheembeam
The lady helped instead of just pulling her car out and letting her have space because the driver was going to take up both spots and probably some sidewalk too otherwise.
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Complaints from people renting upscale vacation homes in poor neighborhoods is my new favorite genre
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Anyone outside of south Louisiana trying to say "it's hot here too" is invited to kiss my swampy ass
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There is no New Iberia Parish.
Nutria are not native to Louisiana.
Groundhog Day started in Pennsylvania.
You voted to block witnesses in an impeachment trial.
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There is a tropical storm coming and our weather lady is RTing examples of police violence I love this town
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My brother in Christ we do not need the National Guard to come crack down on people spinning their wheels while driving slowly in a circle
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@AuraJustAura
@cheembeam
My fav is the lady who picks up her dog to get tf to safety away from this mess
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Lake Charles will be uninhabitable for weeks, and the mayor of Lafayette doesn't want anyone in town to shelter anyone, because he's worried about busloads of antifa, what an absolute ass pimple.
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Sitting on the front porch, watching the Krewe of Heading Home
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How I'd deal with SHS at restaurant:
- Tell kitchen to ignore order
- Every few minutes, tell her their food is almost ready
- After an hour, come back and ask how the food was
- Insist that you did actually bring what they ordered
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The proper thing to do with the
#KailasCollapse
/ former Woolworth's site is to clear it and make it a public park / monument to civil rights and workers rights.
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Here's another house project...I took a silver dollar, minted in New Orleans in the year this house was built, and inlaid it into one of the fireplace mantles.
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I was losing grip on my phone, and in the other hand was a piece of king cake, and, friends, I let that phone hit the ground
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This dipshit is gonna put a sticker of Calvin peeing on COVID on the presidential limo
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@mollycrabapple
They said the same kind of stuff and worse after Katrina, that we were all Godless sinners and animals being punished.
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Carpet should not be available for purchase in South Louisiana.
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It's too hot here and we eat too much seafood for once a week garbage collection
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What if we compromised and built a wall between Louisiana and the Gulf of Mexico?
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She's about to:
A. Boycott Mardi Gras
B. Call City Hall
C. Call Morris Bart
D. Move to Metairie
E. All of the above
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Finally got my FEMA account unfucked. They gave me a direct line, so I'm passing it along so you don't have to spent 2 hours on hold.
FEMA - direct IT account lockout 24/7 1-800-745-0243
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Look at it this way, Saints don't have to go to the White House this year
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New Orleans is built to handle 6 months of summer and 6 hours of winter
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Models are now factoring in the Wrath of LaToya / Payton Stare / Vodou / whatever else we got protecting New Orleans
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Project Why Am I Still Paying $48/mo For Weekly Trash Pickup And No Recycling
We want to hear from you⬇️⬇️
The City of New Orleans has a new initiative called Project Why, where we're working with residents to deliver better City services.
We want to know more about how you feel about the City.
Here's the survey:
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It would be cool if they could come up with a way for Jazz Fest food vendors to make their regular stuff and do a pickup/delivery service
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We survived the hurricane
We survived the pandemic
We survived the combination hurricane and pandemic
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@BCAppelbaum
You're an economist and you referred to unpaid student athletes as professional?
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Tired: Boycotting Rouses
Inspired: Getting 86ed from Rouses
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Saved by *checks notes* the Mile 69 Deep Hole.
The updated timeline is based on higher water flows in the Mississippi River than expected, as well as the saltwater moving slower than expected. The saltwater has been filling in a deep hole in the river around mile marker 69.4
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Just wait until all of those people who bought properties on Napoleon to BNB them sue the city for moving the parades.
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I understand not wanting to vote for JBE over his abortion stance.
But if Rispone is governor, someone could say 'let's put a camera in every woman's uterus', and he'd probably go for that.
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I think one reason people want us to move out of Louisiana is so someone finally teaches them how to cook
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What's the most Louisiana name you can give to the most Louisiana infrastructure
#HappeningNow
🚧 The Bubba Dove Floodgate is now closed. This gate structure is a critical component of the Morganza to the Gulf protection system.
#Marco
#Laura
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Are you ready for 134 floats, Neeeeeew Oooooorleeeeeans
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My streak of consecutive Fat Tuesdays in which I've been offered hallucinogens in a bathroom line ends at 3
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Just found out a cousin my age died last night, COVID positive, cardiac arrest.
Get the fucking vaccine, family.
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Al Michaels: we thought this was going to be a great game
Everyone in New Orleans, simultaneously: this is a great game!
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Hello. The pandemic doesn't end when you personally are vaccinated.
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And y'all wanted to get rid of the governor
JUST IN: Gov. Edwards office announces Hubig's Pies will return, with new $1.37 million bakery in Jefferson Parish. Plan to start selling pies in 2020.
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"Then we parachuted onto St Charles Avenue, went into the Columns and I punched (some Comus member) in the face" - Blaine Kern
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Like using your standing as a doctor to get people to wear a mask during a raging pandemic?
Had a great visit to the Mandeville city hall today. It’s crucial that we work to solve the real issues facing Louisiana families.
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People announcing on twitter that they're done with LSU, where y'all going, Parler?
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If you see anyone yelling at or fucking with a lineman, slap their face. These guys are mostly out of towners working 12 or 16 hour shifts. It's dangerous work and it only pays well with a ton of overtime.
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I could walk straight through the front door of any house in the greater New Orleans area right now
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I see y'all pulling the downtown parades into just the FQ and I don't like it.
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@AubryKWDSU
@wdsu
The homeless get their stuff taken and thrown in a garbage truck, Karen, you get to keep yours and bring it back to your house.
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Tarps and roofing nails are in the Seasonal aisle at Lowe's
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Bush is planning to visit New Orleans for a Katrina remembrance on 8/28, but will actually get here on 9/5
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Gonna be awesome when everyone's water pipes burst on Mardi Gras Day
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We should contribute $70k to The Lens
Hard Rock developers have contributed nearly $70,000 to Mayor Cantrell and her political action committee.
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So we lost like 6 hours of hurricane prep time overnight, like it's hurricane savings time or some shit
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Peace and good luck to everyone leaving "first thing in the morning" which seems to be just about everyone.
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You can get better food at an average Louisiana gas station than the NCAAF Champs are getting from the White House
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This here weather is what summer is like up north, if you've ever wondered why people say they like summer.
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We're on our 5th kicker, our head coach is out, and I learned 3 new Saints names tonight.
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Shout out to all of the closed caption workers who have to translate Louisiana Parish President accents.
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*taps mic*
We are not in post-pandemic times. This is post-peak pandemic. There is still a pandemic going on.
Thank you.
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I wanna open the rattiest coffeeshop in a gutted St Claude basement and call it Lower Garden District
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Thanks to everyone involved in Boheme, and particularly these gentrification monopoly cards
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@mayorcantrell
Close bars and indoor dining then please. Eating and drinking inside makes no sense during this pandemic.
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Hear me out...move when the car in front of you moves. The way y'all lollygag in traffic is why this interchange is like this. And why we can't get more than 6 cars through a green light.
Also people are petrified of the double whammy of curve and hill.
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Yeaaaah boy. My gift for taking care of a fridge has arrived.
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Someone should try to sell these without the proper permits so the city will do something about it
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Interesting how people are saying open schools in the fall when schools start up in August
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@jacqpfrancois
NOPD knows damn well where these cars wind up and how to shut that market down.
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At some point you need to realize that the thing making all the noise is way more important than you are.
This is the last thing people want to hear, but it's the truth.
The new location is seconds away from the ICU. Seconds.
The previous location was hundreds of feet and stories away from the ICU.
I know this bc I’ve walked that route with my kid who was flown in.
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I am begging you people, please, for the love of any and all deities, don't come to a near complete stop when driving over the RR tracks on St. Claude.
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Happy Friday! Congratulations to everyone who made it through the week.
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