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@prettyplusmore
Carly
8 years
Get to know me.
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5 years
Woman in my town just bought a home from my realtor friend. Here is the “Welcome to the Neighborhood” letter she just received. 😂 #designerFence
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3 years
When I see someone has rescued a dog on FB, I always offer to buy the owner food, leashes, bowls, etc- Whatever the need to get started (in case you were wondering why I’m always broke😆). Today, I got to meet Millie when her new owner came by the house to get her things. ❤️
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@prettyplusmore
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4 years
Results are in. This is what we know so far: 🤣
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3 years
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8 months
@3nvykhi @willnotclap Don’t you know men are weird? This little girl is so happy. It’s cute.
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3 years
If you are a #hurricane evacuee staying in a #lakeCharles motel, please DM me. Tell me what you need. Food is expensive here (we have an 11% sales tax) and the wait times are long. Let me know if you have pets, I can bring food from the rescue. DMs are open.
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@prettyplusmore
Carly
5 years
They never fail to disappoint. @Snowden
@evan_greer
Evan Greer is on Mastodon and Bluesky
5 years
Wow. House Democrats are ignoring civil liberties & including a three month straight re-authorization of the PATRIOT Act (with zero reform) in the Continuing Resolution. Very cool way to resist Trump by ensuring he continues to have terrifying authoritarian surveillance powers.
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5 years
While I’m often braless when picking up hot dogs for the pets down at the neighborhood Wal-Mart, I’m pretty sure I would throw one on for a state dinner. WHY does she do this? No hate-I really want to know. It’s weird.
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7 years
Wow. Just wow. @McDonalds kicked my friend off their property today when he brought an elderly homeless man in to eat with him. The homeless man was humiliated and started to cry. Good job. 🙄
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Carly
4 years
It’s not bad enough that people in #louisiana are living in tents, now their disaster #foodstamps have been cut off? Just like their unemployment stimulus promised by @realDonaldTrump was stolen by the politicians. This is a new low for the armpit of America.
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Carly
5 years
Show O.J. that you stand with the victims. Welcome him to twitter by downloading @KimEGoldman ’s new podcast from @WonderyMedia .
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4 years
Sitting alone on my swing tonight like-
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5 years
When they cut off your paws but you still love humans. 💔
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3 years
@GeraldoRivera I live in a mostly unvaccinated state, but if the vaccine works, what do I care what others do? Are you saying it doesn’t work? Oh shit.
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Carly
3 years
Waiting outside for an ambulance to take my father to the hospital. Please don’t let this be the end.
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5 years
Y’all. 😂
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4 years
Recommended my friend & her husband for a big job since they found themselves unemployed. I’m here at the job site and they’ll be “about 30 minutes late or so.” Grown ass people. Everyone staring at me. Now I really don’t fucking care what they lose.
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Carly
6 years
Thinking of @adamcurry today...
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4 years
Can we all just never vote GOP again and not destroy everything women have worked so hard for at the same time? Maybe? Too much to ask?
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5 years
I live among rocket scientists.
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3 years
@DrRobertCollins @KristinaRevay @bajabug From what I read about the US economy, most people can’t afford a $400 emergency. The last time I evacuated BRIEFLY, I spent $1200. Never judge people.
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6 years
@RealAJBenza @Alyssa_Milano Her tweet makes no sense.
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7 years
@skippybkroo @TruthsMinister @Akinnj @jack It helped you put that unnecessary space in there.
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2 years
@901Lulu Never go meet a “photographer “ alone. I feel sick
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1 year
Seriously, just move your boat.
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5 years
Go as a witch, whore.
@nypost
New York Post
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'Sexy Mr. Rogers' costume drops just in time for Halloween 2019
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4 years
I can hear them checking on people here. Part of the building must be damaged. I hear a tornado. Absolutely nothing I can do. Wish me luck. #HurricaneDelta
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Carly
5 years
Thank you @GavinNewsom . I think I’m going to cry.
@IDAUSA
In Defense Of Animals
5 years
HUGE NEWS! Governor Newsom signed the Circus Cruelty Prevention Act SB 313 which bans the use of exotic animals in circuses throughout the state. Thank you for all you did to get this very important bill passed!
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@prettyplusmore
Carly
11 months
I’ve kinda liked #mattrife in interviews and y’all all love him, so…. I just (tried) to watch his special. Y’ALL ALL OWE ME MONEY FOR LOSS OF TIME AND ENJOYMENT. What in the Davey Blackburn was that? Just awful.
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Carly
2 years
@EternallyRaQuEl @emmasfrosts @TheStagmania Yet Shiloh is out with her mom at concerts all the time. They are all over twitter.
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Carly
8 years
LISTEN TO "Louisiana Summers." So good. Holla #louisiana . #deRidder #chancetherapper #garyvee Check out @BigShane337
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@ProgressWestAZ @keithboykin @NavoSchmavo Nintendo has ruined lives for less.
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2 years
@AnnaFitz00 @SarahWatson42 Boomers still acting like no one else pays taxes. That’s rich. Have a seat in the corner, please.
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5 years
Y’all. 😂
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7 years
We don't deserve dogs.
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3 years
I told him it was from Milan. He adores it.
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6 years
@MrChuckD @kanyewest CHUCK D is a man of the people and always has been.
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4 years
Okay. Enough is afucking nuff! We could bail out every bank BUT NOT OUR LIFELINE TO THE WORLD??? What is your problem, @realDonaldTrump ?
@sfpelosi
Christine Pelosi
4 years
Trump may think the Post Office is a “joke” but receiving lifesaving medicines in the mail is no laughing matter to America’s patients. #SaveTheUSPS #VoteHimAway
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7 years
Look at this sad, sweet face. Now that she’s old, her owners said she smells funny and surrendered her to the vet saying, “Just kill her.” BUT SHE’S NOT SICK! Anyway, they called me and she’ll live the rest of her days here. People Fucking suck.
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Carly
5 years
With love, Carly
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Carly
5 years
Okay, who out here making goals? You left them at the Dollar Gentral.
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Carly
4 years
And one must remember that people in La. did not get the $300 boost-up all these months like other Americans. AND we are still living in our yards. Most get $70 a month in unemployment. And fucking @SteveScalise , who we all supported when shot, did this to us.
@jeffdcomedy
Jeff D
4 years
NOLA was hit hard by Covid - tourism fueled the job market here and it has been decimated. With low state unemployment and no fed help for months, unemployed citizens like me are behind. And our rep @SteveScaliseGOP @SteveScalise voted AGAINST higher stimulus checks. Shameful.
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Carly
11 months
@OpieRadio No one likes BIll Burr.
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Carly
6 years
This is how you know you’re at my house. @JoshMankiewicz @MyFavMurder
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8 years
@rpjohnson001 @wikileaks It'll be ignored anyway. The ignorant won't even be tuned in...
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5 years
@AndyKindler @mehdirhasan *This is literally THE example of how to do Twitter during trying times.
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Carly
8 years
Today, I celebrate @MiaFarrow . How can you not, it's #WorldAdoptionDay !!! @RonanFarrow
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Carly
5 years
No matter WHAT your industry-don’t steal content. E V E R
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Carly
3 years
The head builder on the houses is an understated genius-a tall, young man that looks like a handsome actor. Do you love these doors he designed for my laundry room? Nothing is finished, but I can’t stop looking at them.
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3 years
Thinking of getting this when my house is finally finished… What cha think? #FreeBritney
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Carly
1 year
Imagine if you owned a bakery and every day I dropped off a million pies for you to sell for free. You got rich. I never charged you. Then one day, while I was dropping off pies, you said… NOW YOU PAY ME. 🤣 No, bruh. Get fucked. #RedditBlackout @Reddit
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Carly
3 years
Art Bell's best friend and famous weather prognosticator has just announced that what is about to happen to #Louisiana will be a major disaster. Get out, #NOLA .
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Carly
6 years
@BlckdByJilZarin @RonanFarrow Isn’t it fascinating that we are here? We have so much to thank @RonanFarrow and his strong mother @MiaFarrow for.
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Carly
3 years
I am a middle-aged woman who just caught her parents fooling around on their new sofa. I’m going to poke my eyes out. HELP ME!!!!!!!
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Carly
4 months
@MediumSizeMeech Why can’t we leave women alone? I mean, except for Lea Dunham, most women look pretty good.
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Carly
5 years
My ❤️ is so big right now.
@Barbi_Twins
Barbi Twins
5 years
Breaking News: California governor signs fur sale, circus animal bans
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@globeandmail @GlobeArts @BlckdByJilZarin found dead weighed down at the bottom of her pool / husband said it was “peaceful” Wtf?
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Carly
6 years
*i have permission to share this pic* We found this sweet man and his wife living in the woods. All he wants is food for his two dogs. Please remember the less fortunate this Christmas. I beg you.
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Carly
5 years
Barely awake, I’ve made a life decision. I’m moving to Maldives. #AaronCarterArtThief
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Carly
5 years
@cmclymer @weirdmedicine @cerothstein Anyone can help me with any bag at any time. Stop being so insane.
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Carly
4 years
I am unharmed, but all houses are destroyed. My parents home will likely collapse with the 80% chance of rain tomorrow. I don’t wish to be ungracious, I feel all the love, but I’m in a race to find my belongings before sundown. More tomorrow and NEVER ride out a Cat 5.
@kodiac33
michele
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@prettyplusmore You OK ????????????????????????????????
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Carly
4 years
@NursepollyRgn @TravisDHughes You’re wasting your breath- you don’t have to tell normal men this.
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Carly
4 years
My parents and daughter just left for Texas. I’m packing the van, will leave this afternoon. I’ll be staying on the East side of Houston in the van overnight, hoping to make a quick return. Anyone in #lakecharles is welcome to hop in the back rather than be stranded here.
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Carly
2 months
@MrsJellySantos SHE had lice.
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Carly
4 years
This can’t be argued. @realDonaldTrump has removed so many protections for land and animals that he has even angered staunch supporter M Savage. This is indefensible.
@RalphNader
Ralph Nader
4 years
See: The Trump administration hates the National Environmental Protection Act
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Carly
6 years
OH LAWD! If I had to depend on my parents to navigate technology to free me, I would die in jail! #dateline @DatelineNBC @DateDateline
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Carly
3 years
I feel like @JoshMankiewicz is an advocate for women. #murderinos @DatelineNBC
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Carly
1 year
@LisaSha67659754 @spunkydebunky @_XDogs It’s an account that reposts dog stories.
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Carly
3 months
@gldivittorio I often think about how my cousin died of cancer knowing her husband was cheating with her best friend (they’re married now) and it makes me sick.
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Carly
4 years
I want to be in charge of @fema . It seems like they should have the authority to •Take over the post office in a disaster zone •Declare a building uninhabitable, so people can be forgiven their leases so they can move •Set up emergency lodging within the disaster radius
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Carly
5 years
I’m at my Mom’s and she just got a call to cook food for the family someone who has passed. She’s gonna make rice dressing and potato salad. When I inquired about the deceased, she said, “I don’t know them. I think it was a wrong number.” Now I’M DEAD😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
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Carly
5 years
Then y’all ain’t getting’ paid, then.
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Carly
2 years
PLEASE tell me all this talk of #Ukraine being one of the biggest with #FTX is some king of crazy lie. Please.
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Carly
6 years
@MamaGanouj @MarriedManTalk @gabby_hauck @jordyntieman @jabaird87 It’s a civil discussion and fair point. It’s 2018 and we still can’t jog alone.
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Carly
3 years
@MantaComics Can I go back to getting ads for cleaning products?
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@kingdbtrev @JoshLekach Because there is NOTHING weird about this kind man. I assume he has a library science degree and is a hard worker.
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4 years
@thekjohnston Another reason to love @thekjohnston .
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@BrotherBeeBop @Dinkeldash He hit you with the Benadryl.
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7 years
@davidmackau Brilliant
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Carly
4 years
Dear Friends, re: #HurricaneDelta Thank you all for your texts and messages. I have rented a gigantic van, will throw a mattress in the back, and will head out with the kids and animals. We’ll sleep in a parking lot somewhere and head back ASAP. Hair is still great. 👍
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@prettyplusmore
Carly
5 years
Listen.... ALL YOU DUMMIES AT THE POST OFFICE. Let me help you, k? •Have your shit ready. Have it boxed, wrapped, stapled, folded, blessed by a priest...WHATEVER! Be ready. •NO TAPE! THERE IS NO TAPE, YOU MORONS. Go to the Dollar General and buy some like everyone else.
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Carly
10 years
Make a deal with #guilianarancic ; We forgive you if we can openly discuss your anorexia. Deal? @VickiGFans @BlckdByJilZarin
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Carly
6 years
Dateline peeps....I AM HOME! Who's watching @DatelineNBC with me?
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Carly
5 years
Beautiful. ❤️
@tancredipalmeri
Tancredi Palmeri
5 years
You maybe already saw this. Tennis player Mahut losing at Roland Garros in front of his family, breaks down in tears. His kid runs on court to hug him. His opponent Mayer getting emotional. Father and son walk away hand in hand. Losing, winning, living.
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2 years
Y’all would not believe how many people we fed today! My friend went with me and it was awesome. Hot, but awesome.
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