Jessi 🤘🏻
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Punk/metal/emo & anarchy 🤘🏻Producer + Audio Nerd @ Emergent Order Foundation🤘🏻Opinions are MY OWN🤘🏻 #CancelJessi 🤘🏻 @DylanMAllman is cute
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i think if i tried really hard i could photosynthesize
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@Playboysparadox
these women look happy as hell and do not care what dudes on twitter want lol sit down
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@sanpellyenjoyer
This is probably how most of these man on the street interviews go. But they don’t often get clicks, so they’re not posted. Only the outrageous ones are.
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“HoW cAn YoU bE pRo-GuN?!”
I’m a 4’8” woman who lives alone. How could I not be?
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to honor John McAfee I propose that we all become 15% more unhinged
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the trump tweets about the fauci emails would’ve been so damn good
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You don’t hate capitalism. You hate the insane amount of student loan debt you racked up for a liberal arts degree you can’t use.
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if ur bf is a libertarian ur single to me. what’s he gonna do, debate me on his podcast?
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what marx failed to consider is that communism fucking sucks
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Haha yeah I’m a SIMP
S - super
I - into
M - making
P - people realize that cronyism is caused by the existence of government, and is not a failure of capitalism
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I just tested positive for COVID. I expect my symptoms to be mild at most.
On the off chance that I die... I will haunt the absolute shit out of anybody who uses me as an example to advocate for tighter COVID restrictions.
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my 11-year-old cat just asked me with tears in her eyes “mommy is democracy over now that Alex Jones can post tweets again?” and i didn’t know what to say 😔
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Being a goth/punk/whatever-looking libertarian is so weird. Leftists just assume you agree with them and then you hit them with “Yeah, Karl Marx was a fucking idiot”.
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Hating on Nickleback is no longer allowed. We now direct all of our band hate at TRAPT.
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@ClownWorld_
How is this clown world?? lol it’s literally just a band playing… and they’re good!
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having a gender is now illegal in argentina thanks to the new far right MAGA president he really is just like Trump 😔
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I’ve been getting a lot of MAGA followers lately. Hi, welcome! 🥰
I don’t like your guy either. 🖤
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if ur bf is a liberal then ur single to me. what’s he gonna do, peacefully protest me out of ur dm’s?
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I think it’s hilarious how the character of Ron Swanson was probably meant to make fun of libertarians and we were all collectively like “Yep. That’s pretty much it.”
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we are the ROCK station and we will FUCK you UP with ROCK music now here’s SUGAR by MAROON 5 😤
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what Marx failed to consider was Olive Garden’s unlimited breadsticks
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ok but a winter of severe illness and death sounds metal as fuck
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me when i drive somewhere without hitting any curbs
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WELL ACTUALLY THE NORDIC MODEL ISN’T SOCIALIST THEY’RE A MOSTLY CAPITALIST ECONOMY WITH A LARGE SOCIAL SAFETY NET AND THAT SAFETY NET ONLY WORKS BECAUSE OF SMALL POPULATIONS AND CULTURAL HOMOGENEITY THEY ACTUALLY SCORE ABOVE THE UNITED STATES ON THE ECONOMIC FREEDOM INDEX BECAU—
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taxation is the price we pay to live in an uncivilized clown world
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somewhere right now a liberal white woman is googling “what rhymes with Fauci?” for a TikTok song and there’s nothing you can do to stop it
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as libertarians we cannot forget the 2014 tragedy when U2 violated our rights by putting their shitty album on our phones
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the elites don’t want you to know this but posting absolute fucking garbage on twitter is free, I’ve posted thousands of terrible fucking takes
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if you say “fuck off” backwards it’s just “fuck off” but with a british accent
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for work for the last two days i’ve been driving this massive truck around. and to get in i had to crawl up the side like an ancient creature emerging from the depths of the earth to signal the apocalypse
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Schools: *tell children that the earth is going to die and make them do shooter drills*
Schools: “wHy aRe KiDs sO AnXiOuS tHeSe DaYs?”
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5G Obama pizza ivermectin Epstein lizards psyop MKUltra QAnon election fraud Bush inside job Alex Jones Clinton murder hard drive emails ghost guns false flag
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Kaitlyn Bennett / Liberty Hangout is a psyop to make ancap branding & “liberty” look bad, and I will die on this hill.
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The ideological battle of capitalism vs. socialism is as alive today as it has ever been. So, I ask you this:
Which Korea would you rather live in?
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Onlyfans, but it’s just me drunkenly yelling about economics while I’m reading leftist Twitter.
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here’s another angle of the Mitch McConnell press conference, i think it definitely looks like a stroke
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bri ish people be loike “let’s just tax em a bit more innit”
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the first guy to grow celery was like awww yeaaaaah water with hair in it
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the government: “don’t do that”
chances of me doing that: 📈📈📈
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the cdc says that vaccinated people can now collect rainwater in all 50 states
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I really hate when people use legality as moral justification. Like it’s illegal to collect rainwater, dude.
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me explaining to my grandkids how a kid climbing into a gorilla enclosure led to the collapse of the US dollar
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they feed us poison
so we buy their “cures”
while they suppress our medicine
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Individualism over collectivism.
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I was recently at a “girl’s night” where I didn’t know everyone very well, so I asked everyone their favorite species of shark and told them facts about them. I have now been informed by other friends that it was “strange behavior even for me”.
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the government is fr not bussin on god their authority is cap fr fr all their shit is mad stolen from us bro
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rothbard implies the existence of rothbarbarian, rothcleric, rothdruid, rothranger, rothmonk, and rothpaladin
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“you must be fun at parties” first of all i am not fun anywhere. i am strange and offputting.
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getting called both a "far right" and a "far left" extremist depending on who I'm talking to has given me main character syndrome
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Gonna tell my kids that this was the 2020 Presidential Debate
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imagine bring pro-government after the Beastie Boys FOUGHT for your RIGHT to party smh 🙄
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apparently female cops shoot less people than male cops. so like why do they expect to be paid the same ???
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taxation is the price we pay to live in an uncivilized clown world
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stop eating microplastics. eat macroplastics instead. swallow a lego whole.
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“Politics are a serious topic, you have to take elections seriously!”
Liberty zoomers:
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Maybe Kanye won Nevada and they’re just taking some time to figure out the best way to tell us.
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calling it now burger king is gonna get “cancelled” and change their name to burger queen
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No we fucking don’t.
Please stop printing money and locking people in their homes.
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Having friends that don’t share your exact worldview is good, actually
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When they eat the rich do they eat Bernie too, or does he get a pass? 🧐
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My fully vaccinated dad called me saying he thinks he might have covid.
He has given me shit for my anti-vax mandate and anti-lockdown opinions.
I still don’t want him to get sick because I’m not an asshole who lets politics affect how I view my loved ones.
It’s not that hard.
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hi everyone please remember the time change tonight, please set your clocks back to the year 1776 so u can remind the founding fathers to be very specific about the 2nd amendment 🥰
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Capitalism is by and far the best system for women, POC, and all other marginalized groups.
Individualism is the only way.
Send & mute Tweet.
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Only the government is capable of building the roads.
!⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱
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water boarding in guantanamo bay sounds fun if u don’t know what any of that means
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Anybody who cares what boots Kamala is wearing wants to lick them.
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y’all ever think about how if Pokémon were real they’d probably be seized and weaponized by the US military
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Hey guys. I’m new here. Where can I find the liberty-minded people?
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the clear solution is to make competitive pot smoking an Olympic sport
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if karl marx found out about olive garden’s unlimited breadsticks
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lying and telling people i met my boyfriend on tinder because it’s less embarrassing than the truth (at a libertarian conference)
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if white people don’t have culture then who is the mild sauce at taco bell for
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