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Unafikiria umeoa bibi kumbe ni prosecutor umeleta kwa nyumba...
Kila siku kesi😂😂😂
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Forget khaligraph or Kristoff or Naiboi even... Heck even sauti sol, these ethic boys are just changing the scene.
And pardon me if I'm wrong, they pull a crowd that will go to the edge to support them. And that will define them 🔥
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Y'all ladies are still dating niggas who are fascinated by alcohol???😂😂😂😂
"You guy, jana we drank 3 bottiz. I was mad wasted"
"Pombe ya jana ilikua mob bana. Ungekua ungejionea"
Nitawaombea.
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Deleting your girls photos and videos because they are your work, and you didn't get paid 😂😂😂
Rnaze 😂😂😂😂
A king.... We stan...
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The guy in yellow can odi properly but he's holding himself back so much 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Your parents sang praises to Moi and prayed for him to live forever and you're wondering why the old man is still hanging on 😂😂😂😂😂....
Si uchawi, ni maombi
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From this TL you can always tell who did two sciences and CRE 😂😂😂😂
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Unsolicited advice: Have sex for your physical needs. Fall in love to satisfy your curiosity and underlying psychological issues. BUT when it comes to child bearing please remember to Breed properly. Choose your mates wisely. You get to choose what will become of your offsprings.
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Why would someone buy a phone just because it has a good camera???💁🏾♂️
Ooooo sijui iPhones takes good looking pictures, the real question is are you good looking???? 😂😂😂
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Do not engage with anyone who eats Matumbo.....
They won't respect you if they cannot even respect themselves
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Kama chakula na tuvitu hapa na pale wanashida "God when" Vacation watalipa kweli????
This question is only asked to women because men don’t believe women can afford their own luxury 😭😭😭😭
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When I say I don't vibe with sauti sol don't come telling me they are the best. Anga sijui they have good music.
You are also convinced your girlfriend is beautiful and you don't see me coming to correct you, do you???
Chieth.
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Usikue creative angaa influencer ukifikiria utaomoka hii Kenya....
Work hard....
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If you didn't think INEOS 1:59 is serious hear this.
Kipchoge has 41 pacemakers(champion athletes btw) who'll run in a streamlined pattern to break wind for the man.
6 managers including a physio, nutritionist, physician etc.
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If your uncles, aunts or parents own houses to rent/lease in Kilimani, Kileleshwa, lavington, Westlands or the likes, waambie tumewapea mpaka late 2021 wapunguze bei ama waanze kufuga kuku ndani...
Regards,
Mbogi.
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Iko siku Oduor amekaa kwa mkahawa na kuagiza sima kwa nyama na maboga.
Sasa katika pilka pilka ya kula mlo huo, unga ikazidi kitoweo.
Kando yako kuna mwanadada alikua ameagiza sima pia.
Ndugu Oduor aliweza kuangalia kule mezani na kuchuna sima kwa sahani la wenyewe bila idhini.
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Mimi mwanamke aniite poor ata siwes skia vibaya...
Shauri yake kupenda masikini😂😂😂😂😂
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You want IMF out???
Push for a Njuguna Ndung'u ouster.....
He is their inside man.
Just check his CV
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You won't go to the restaurant but you'll still go to work and invite people to your houses??? 😂😂😂😂😂
Maajabu
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I know this isn't the time to bring this up, but just a polite reminder that at no given time or day should you ever be tempted or hoodwinked to think that you can drop your hoes.Kindly kindly, never drop your hoes. You can add accordingly but don't subtract.
Kind regards
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All I'm saying is if you gotta be a pick me nigga, atleast get picked by the top echelon hoes...
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If you're looking for a serious relationship, hang around friends who have serious things going for them.....
Otherwise you'll just be another statistic.
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If your girl goes on a trip without notifying you or briefing you on the said trip, just let her know that her services are no longer needed and she can pick her letter of recommendation together with other belongings at anytime.
Gents, demand full accountability.
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It's my conclusion that After seeing those medium ugly niggas contributions from your girlfriends, it seems like medium ugly pairs with medium ugly to ugly....
Don't argue with me, stats ain't never lied 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@kiarie_kangonga
I've never rated them as highly as you'd want to but fact is, they struggled to build sth in a decade and the sensational Ethic are effortlessly getting it done
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Did anyone doubt me??? 🤷🏿♂️🤷🏿♂️
It's just a matter of time before we're in kileleshwa hanging clothes on the balcony and paying nothing North of $250 😂😂😂😂😂
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If there's anything life has taught me is, share whatever you have. Particularly food and drink.... Just share....
I promise you you won't be hungrier or less intoxicated.
Happy Sabbath 💪🏾
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Y'all's women have skin care routine but still have terrible skin 🤷🏾♂️.....
I'm not pointing fingers.
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Y'all ladies need to realise the difference between "felt cute" and actually being cute.....
Sink that in your ashy hides 👍🏾
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Kitur once said that there's a generation that will not be remembered cause they contributed nothing to the nation and there'll just be a blank space cause you can't peg anything on them
They're the same ones growing supporting sauti sol, just because they didn't have any better
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I don't like Strathmore and I've never been to Strathmore but I'd say it's the only school in Nairobi or Kenya that doesn't offer traditional teaching methods.... Honestly.... Sisi wengine wote ni kujikaza Tu.
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Idk about y'all but I'd rather go for it in person
Why wait longer and the phone is already out?
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I have been made aware that two of my hoes have been spotted in Naivasha and that's how they've been ousted from the rotation....
Quality hoes. Not just hoes!!!
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Gents, you see what happens when you gas this average looking ladies...... Ptho.....
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Happy International Women's Day to me....
Point them women to somewhere nice 😎
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Polite reminder:
Do NOT at any given point in time, in your life, drop your hoes. Never. Don't even attempt.
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk
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Ladies and gentlemen lemme tell you something real quick, love is a developed feeling. You can fall out of it as easily as you fell in and it's alright.
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A woman is like a vessel, it needs to be guided.
A Man is the captain, guiding the vessel.
Without guidance the vessel is doomed.
As a man if you're not firm, you cannot guide. Without guidance comes disaster.
Men, avoid disaster. Take charge.
Better together
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My year is just beginning and I'm being a better individual, a better friend and a wholesome being 👌🏾
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@ssbo
@RuthKirathe
When a point needs to be put across, the context doesn't really matter to them 😂😂😂😂😂......
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Looking at the business scene and I weep for Kenya.
You might think that, it doesn't involve you, but I bet you it involves and affects us all
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It's a riddim....
Enhe, next concern???
Go listen to Figa by Ethic. Then listen to coño by Puri. The producer played us. 😭😭😭😭
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Y'all think Ksh.100 is such little money????.
You should see the impact it has on guys in the remote parts of Kenya... It's amazing.
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@kiarie_kangonga
Yes, struggled. Money and numbers. In the end that's what it all sums up to in the industry.
I mean, all their recent hits have had to feature west African acts to gain some traction and plus their hit, short and sweet, copied a page from my odi boys.
See where I'm going???
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All these success stories are not giving the proper depiction 😂😂😂
Don't get into farming without prior knowledge of your market/target market. Because you'll be left with your
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Gents, it seems like we are implementing the previous men's conference to the letter.
For those who were absent, we are not turning down apology vagina but still demanding for apologies.
Revised counter measures to follow in the Doha 2020 men's conference.
Ati giving pussy is not enough as "sorry" 😒 Now what am I supposed to do????
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Wewe unaendaga event kuangalia vile wanaume wa wenyewe wamevaa kwani hauna wako umvalishe vile unataka???
Is it just me or do kenyan girls put in so much effort into their outfits & looking good but kenyan guys just do bare minimum?
It’s evident at almost every event man. So annoying
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Protocol.
1. Call your boys
2. Report to the police station a robbery and children's office/court kama mko na watoto.
3. Take the remaining belongings and look for a place to put up.
4. Take an off from the office. Cry, drink, talk. Anything to grieve kidogo.
5. Disappear.
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Be very grateful 🙏🏾 when you leave your house and get back in one piece
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Hello
@DCI_Kenya
normal people call this month April whereas there's this group of users that refer it to 4/20. They have the intention to abuse marijuana the whole month. Kindly ensure that this doesn't take place under your watch and able officers.
Confiscate it all.
Regards.
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Some of your girls on this app are like a blunt.... Same same blunt being passed round, when it's over light up another spliff 😂😂😂
And because marijuana is illegal, y'all prefer to smoke it in hiding cause of fear of getting caught..
Anyway, love and light 😆
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Big up to Johnito and what he's done to and for
@ethicofficial
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Their performances are now proper proper....
Well done.
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@BoboKibathi
@kiarie_kangonga
@wandatitoni
Just by inspiring a new sound and changing the perception towards the so called "odi" to make it acceptable and mainstream, that alone to me is a huge step
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I just want to remind my good friends that worry not, decent men who can be presented to parents and societies as husbands/partners we are very few.
So don't sweat over these females. Let the 3rd floor bell ring and watch the scramble take place.
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Over 16k new subscribers and quarter of a million views shy of a million in under a week.....
Ooohh, and you can't tell me I'm the only one who spotted that peng
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I've remembered there's a friend of mine who calls hoes - "penalty"
"Boss, kuna ma pena??"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Ladies, not every man you see/meet wants to shag you......
Some of us just have pure friendship intentions 🤷🏾♂️
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Why would anyone say that " kama kuku ni ndege basi samaki ni meli" is a proper lyric????
Whyyyyy???
Unless your comprehension is below par
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WSR must have gone through the revised standing orders and is seriously aligning to them...
The man has a plan. And a good one for sure. And if it's anything like what I am assuming, it's a great plan...
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