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"The worst thing is when you get comfortable...That's why success is the enemy"
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Planes have safe landings every day but we only get to hear of the ones that crash. Log out and live beyond the Twitter lens.
Are there any happily married men ?
All I ever see is talk now unhappy they are and how much they hate their wives
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I asked my nephew why he was position 10 and he told me wako wengi class 😂
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Your boyfriend is on his 5th roll of bhang in the name of 420 while convincing himself that it'll help him meditate and come up with greater ideas. He is turning 30.
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Ruto asijaribu kudeady bwana. What in the world of fucks is that spare part for the next 5 years? Damn it!!!
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Nunua tu nduthi upige hustle na uwachane na bankers I don’t think wamecomplain
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I still don’t understand how girls our age expect us to have more money, own a house and a car while they are also just trying to put it together like us. Come on Helena, we were in the same class and started careers at the same time, what changed?
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This brother fell off so bad but I respect the dedication to cleaning the masters rectum.
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This week was very fucked up but my win is that mummy moved into the house that I built for her. I am grateful and I’ll never take it for granted. I love you Nyar Ukwala. ♥️
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Mnapigwa pressure ya kuhama nyumbani ndio mkuje hapa kuambia online vendors "how many RTs for free fish" like they are not trying to earn a living from the business. Kaa home ukule hiyo food ya mzazi ukiweza
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Did 7kms today but I have to quit due to open defecation in this village. I can’t be inhaling shit in the morning in the name of staying fit. Damn it!!
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The five influencers who have made it so clear that if you get a gig you should only eat with your friends are complaining about the five actors in Kenya. Crack is one hell of a drug!
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A woman slapped me at BND on 7th January 2022 for no reason at all and confirmed to the boyfriend that she just felt like slapping me. That shit annoys me to date but I knew better to not retaliate.
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Sophisticated begging in the name of baby girling is extreme on this timeline.
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Niggas who’ve never been around women in their bag believe that all women get their luxury paid up for by a man somewhere and it’s really disappointing.
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33+ year old men are in some random overcrowded bar in this Nairobi cold with girls under 25 shouting shottoz. Mag piny bura oloyo!
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Sister yako akikuomba pesa kama huna mtafutie hata kwa rafiki yako utalipa hiyo deni baadaye. Mko na maneno sana nyinyi vijana wa cocktails
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In 2018, I pulled up to Osama in person and the only reason he gave me was Twitter is for harassing and trolling people. He immediately logged in here to seek sympathy after I left and said we showed up like 40 people. IDIOTS
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If you're reading this, you need to spend more money on your girlfriend for no reason. Thank you
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By any chance pia Wewe umeandika Will ati hakuna catering kwa matanga yako? Please clarify
@RailaOdinga
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Nimetuma 3k to a wrong number, bank to Mpesa nikapigia huyo mans akasema nisimsumbue anakunywa pombe na kitu hajui kufanya ni sending the money back. Awuoro!
Let him keep the same energy tomorrow. Guok!
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Anyway, tomorrow we start December, stay at home if you will be surrounding people's tables at the bar and your only contribution is tweeting enjoyment. Ni tabia mbaya sana
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I miss the days when all I had to worry about was to sing “head shoda nisantos nisantos nisantos”
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You want to cough out the poison you consume from your food to a billionaire behind a keyboard? Young man can you please be objective.
Uhuru should come back to twitter we get a few things off our chests
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Niggas come with their girls to your house and them hunnies think they’ll play Peru Para and Vibrations like we are on some Instagram stories session. I mean, look at the audience Waithera. Smh
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A colleague posted on the work WhatsApp group that his cows have been raided at around 4am and he is mobilizing his people so they can hit the road by 6am to counter the raiding clan so he won’t show up at work. I still don’t know whether I should feel sorry or laugh.
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Timeline full of girls who log in to tweet about how men act around rich men after replying to the said “rich men’s” 300 bob Mpesa message for fish with this emoji 🥰. This is a weird place.
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48 year old me and my friends having the time of our lives
I get surprised kuona wamama na wababa wa 25 years and above wakienda concerts ...juu kwani mlikua mnafanya nini at age 19-24? Mlikua mnadoo?
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You got to love how your 28+ year old girlfriends talk about green circle content like it’s some gateway to wealth on here. Y’all need to log out and get hugged.
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I’m willing to pay the next 12 months
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Imagine logging in then you find your girlfriend begging for uncle nenes 😂
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Y’all going hard on a homeboy who is expecting all that from a woman as he is working very hard begging for RTs online? I know a serious lot and this ain’t it 😂
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Building my mother a house and building my own house (lion) is my greatest achievement in this life! That’s my 2020 highlight
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It’s unethical to eat a pack of sausages within two days kwa nyumba sio yako especially if you can’t do the same at your place. Mbona mnakasirikia huyo msichana ama ni juu amecomplain? 😂
Mmeona bei za catering pack supermarket kweli ama budgeting is a foreign concept? 😂
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It’s very okay to have a preferred candidate just don’t show hate towards a community because of all this nonsense. Some of you are disgusting
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Your mother deserves everything nice. Let that be part of your motivation in this life.
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Two weeks capacity building vacancy for my luo brothers. Apply! 😂
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Excitement imeisha Sasa naweza uliza swali.
Mko sure shida ya kufika South Africa ilikuwa hiyo visa? Because the charges are way below $100.
Anyway, God Diid Owada!
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Pride is a beautiful thing, pride will save you the embarrassment of ass kissery. My brother if you are reading this, always remember that your ego comes first.
Forget women, what about men who ass kiss men with money 👀👀 funniest shit ever.. they "mkubwa, boss, gavana, chairman" those men Lol
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What’s funny is this dude is not asking for permission to miss work, he is basically informing the team that first things first, your work can wait. 😂😂😂😂
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Let me do a short thread on this before I sleep coz this nigga done messed up 😂
Iko siku Oduor amekaa kwa mkahawa na kuagiza sima kwa nyama na maboga.
Sasa katika pilka pilka ya kula mlo huo, unga ikazidi kitoweo.
Kando yako kuna mwanadada alikua ameagiza sima pia.
Ndugu Oduor aliweza kuangalia kule mezani na kuchuna sima kwa sahani la wenyewe bila idhini.
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I’d probably be labeled all names and knowing how evil y’all are, some of you would even dig down to my employer and tell them that I beat women when I’m drunk had I raised my hand back. I still maintain that I should never cross paths in the slightest way with those idiots.
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Mzae akikuvisit na gazeti pekee halafu akuwachie pocket money ya 300 na bado anataka akupige picha ni kama mnajuana hivo 😂
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Applying for international positions and being shortlisted should be listed as an achievement somewhere because this space is a horrible jungle.
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Mwili haijarudi 100% na sijaguza pombe tangu Saturday 9pm. It’s time to quit because everything is fake at this point.
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Ababu Namwamba paid Lord Eroll’s son 30k for his luxurious craftsmanship? Damn son! It’s fair enough though for someone who went to the studio to take pictures with Tom Ford Black Orchid. Very wild times! 😂
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Did three interviews last month and it’s like I failed all of them as I got the last regret letter today. On the brighter side, I believe I am doing something right and one will finally give. Those were top of the chain organizations and I am thankful.
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I don't know who needs to hear this but having financial constraints and going through a rough phase in life is not depression.
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Brokies hawajaamka kuuliza what do you gift a man who has everything?
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You folks legit keep that Adrian guy's photos with his ex so you can pop them here at the ready in the name of banter or trolling whenever you get the chance? Again, it's a lot of weird youth out here!
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A friend is selling but the mechanic called him, Awuoro sana. Anyway he deleted.
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3AM in Lumumba Drive; A heartbreak story 😂😂😂
This was after 3 days of leaving my place completely. Hata huna haya kupost the caribbean shit, takataka
@wangechiCaramel
kupost that vid of you.
May he get back to his feet and all but wewe wangechi whatever you did to me will never be forgotten.
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Tickets za blankets ni pressure kupata lakini mnadhani mtaenda Portugal, visa pekee ndio najua itakuwa pressure but mjibambe 😂
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pOrTuGaL tUnaEnDa sherehe lakini hata Deja Vu kujitegemea ni pressure. Mpende kujiambia ukweli
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Monday morning, mid month and the ones who are planning on starting a revolution are talking about oral sex in the middle of a pandemic?
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You have all made it clear that this shit is cartel based but when it’s not in your direction you are so quick to point fingers? Awuoro sana
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I’ve been accepted into the Financial Analysts Programme. That is the highlight of my morning and week. Let’s get the fuck in!
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I love how those boys lied to y’all to fall in love with abandoned scrap metals in the name of car project restorations.
Listen, quit that nonsense because you will always be stressed and broke. It is a very rich hobby.
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Happy Birthday to me, let's see what this new year has in store. I'm claiming blessings and good health 🙏
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Deja Vu pink Gordon’s influencers are silent about the homicide. The enemy is poverty.
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Unapenda mtu juu ako na kifua kubwa kumbe ni bouncer huko Ndhiwa 😂
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I’ve just been reminded this by a friend and everything is pissing me off at the moment. Smh
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Your girlfriends wako kwa mentions za watu wako na pesa ama wenye wanakaa kuwa na pesa wakijipendekeza ndio wakuwe noticed. Life is for living lakini.
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This level of hate and jealousy is harmful to your health and personal growth. Heal
Larry Madowo thinks being in 45 countries as an employee is an achievement. Bro, you're working for your masters and you have no freedom.
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Monthly reminder that you should stay away from broke women gents.
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DMX really said “I think about when a nigga didn’t have, when a nigga told a joke and the bitches didn’t laugh” 😂
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@BarrelzBee
@YouLoveLeona
Ukienda Uganda ama Tanzania as a Kenyan man, your conversion rate goes up by 300% 😂
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