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I see people supporting Trump’s move to stop supply of lifesaving drugs for HIV, TB and Malaria, saying things like “African countries should be self-reliant,” . Here is my take. Thread.
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Githurai kuna watoto wanangoja mama yao akuje na unga awapikie supper kumbe amepigwa risasi akitoka soko. SURELY mama soko amekosea nani?
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This man is needed tomorrow by the people of Nyeri🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻 #OccupyNyeri #RejectFinanceBill2024
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Naisula Lesuuda of Samburu West votes No. TWEET FOR MY HOMETOWN MP!! @Lesuuda #RejectFinanceBill2024
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Ladies and gentlemen, our CS 6 days ago😂😂
US charges Indian billionaire with fraud
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Itaivana. In sha Allah
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Ruto akiongea inaecho kwa mic ya Osama if they're both unmuted. Hawa Wako same location and here is a proof
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Getting your life in back in order hukuwa a very underrated skill. And when you do, usiwahi kubali kurudi kwa trenches.
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Unajaribu kuhurumia Rigathi Gachagua after his impeachment and sickness then unakutana na tweets kama hizi.
No more roads for areas whose MPs oppose Finance Bill - Gachagua
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Baba ukianguka AU najua utarudi na hasira utujoin. Naomba sana uanguke.
I’m a very proud father today! .Hongera sana to the young lady and all those who bravely stood up for their rights!.
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We should also do a kiswahili test on the Cuban doctors i want to see something.
HEALTH CS Kagwe says only 10 out of 300 health workers who did an English test for UK jobs passed.
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Mnasalimiwa mnakataa?.
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He passed by near a hospital with patients with huge bills, damaged roads, School with no enough equipment for learner's just to donate it there.
“Nimetumwa na rais na Ksh.5M… I hope haitarudishwa,” President Ruto donates Ksh.5m to ACK St. Crispins Church Bungoma
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Elisha Ongoya is cooking!😂😂😂
You're answering your own questions - Elisha Ongoya.
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Manze kama during this time you can afford even 2 meals a day, shelter na warm clothing shukuru Mungu sana.
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What’s a sign of very low intelligence?.
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Sasa toa S kwa Kasongo.
President Ruto: Kasongo ni wimbo nzuri sana kwa hivyo wacha tuendelee nayo iko sawa, na pia Zakayo sio mbaya
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Pale Campo my guy aliniomba keja akasema by 4 jioni atakuwa amemalizana. Mimi kurudi nika knock dem akafungua, akaniuliza nataka nini, mimi nikamshow mimi ni mtu wa Zuku tunawekea watu Internet😂😂.
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He's lying!. You know he's lying!. He knows he's lying!. You know that he knows he's lying!. He knows that you know he's lying!. But he'll keep on lying!.
Dozens were killed during protests in Kenya earlier this summer, with the Kenya National Commission on Human Rights accusing police of using excessive force and live rounds on mostly peaceful protesters. I asked Kenya’s President @WilliamsRuto about this – see his response.
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Manze kama during this time you can afford 3 meals a day, shukuru Mungu sana.
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Ukipata answer tushow
Hii Serikali nani aliwapigia kura jameni ? 😭.
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Good morning guys. Those in Nairobi, pitieni Java Kimathi Street for your breakfast, later on drop by Kilimanjaro Jamia Banda street for your lunch.
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Goons wameanza kupigana wenyewe kwa wenyewe, mkubwa amehepa na pesa akaacha wengine hanging 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Naisha mimi.
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Kwani hio change ya 20 doesn't Matatu you?.
Kuitisha change ya 20/- kwa mat pia ni kuinvite poverty into your life.
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Madem hushoot some very weak shots inabidi tu umeingia box tu because as a man you understand what rejection feels like. Otherwise, hizo shots can't even trap a pigeon dying of syphillis.
When a girl shoots her shot, it never misses.
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@ESPNFC For them the burden is reduced. For spurs they are looking to win first trophy in many years😂.
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A moment of silence kwa wale walikuwa wanangoja salary kesho. Imagine inaingia Monday 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.
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@ESPNFC It’s time the football world start giving Vinicius the respect he deserves. Tell me a better player in Europe I’ll wait.
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the point of highest elevation in Kenya is Mt Kenya (5,199m). what's the lowest point?.
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Rigathi Gachagua is whistling. Hatishwi kabisa😂😂😂😂
Rigathi Gachagua was whistling ama nimesika zangu?🤔.
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Huyu msichana kumbe ni kienyeji.
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Deal zetu ziivane, afya yetu isitufail, Ruto aende nyumbani, fuck osama kabisa, Medical interns wapostiwe na milango zifunguke hii wiki 🙏.
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My boy ameambiwa I can do without you na mtu wamadate 5 years. Si funny hata😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.
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Payslips zinakaa receipt za Supermarket just because of SHIF and many more to come😭😭😭😭. #RutoMustGo
Aki tunakatwa sana. Watch Citizen TV😭😭😭😭😭😭.
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Kariandusi near Gilgil ilikuwa answer ya nini pale primary school?.
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Konshens was ahead of time✊🏿 #FreeBilly #RejectFinanceBill2024. Video courtesy
#REJECTFINANCEBILL2024 🇰🇪💪🏾 .People talk Gov listen right?.
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Those with images and footages of the killed protestors, let’s all tag THE ICC @IntlCrimCourt.
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Make it to 2022😂😂
Prime TL was 2018-2021>>>.
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Why are the released guys not talking about what went happen during the period of their capture???????????????.
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Ukivaa pull neck utakaa roll on.
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I will never understand how a girl in a 3rd world country like Kenya is out of your league bro.
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@ESPNFC When I die, I would like to be buried in a Real Madrid shirt, because I know that I will come back one day.
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Mnawekewa standards na watu wako 1-0 already. You niggas😂😂😂.
Hi too. Thank you but I find coffee a very low efford date. Bathing ,fuel,expensive marashi,clean clothes,vibes. I also take my son everywhere. It has to be a meal & you really have to be good vibes. I have to carry take out food back home coz i will be too tired to cook😂. WDYT?
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Mama Rachel Ruto’s comment section on facebook vs Twitter. Ogopa hii app😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
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“Enda basi upeane free kick”
Shouldnt have been a penalty.
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@OfficialFPL @afcbournemouth Serious question, how in this world would someone somewhere somehow captain Dango Ouattara? I’m beginning to think we are playing with AI.
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CORRUPTION IS THE ENEMY IN THIS COUNTRY.
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This is Nakhumicha 7 months ago vs Now. Life comes at you fast isn’t it?
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#MasculinitySaturday by @amerix has by far risen self-esteem of men and helped prevent possible suicide of men due to toxic relationship issues. You have helped alot of men, some would not directly acknowledge here, lakini wanasaidika sana manze.
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Hii ambition and pressure niliondokea. Huwa naishi a day at a time kama mtu ako Na terminal illness.
The peer pressure of getting rich at 20s itanimalizia marafiki kwa circle.
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Receiving “Ulipata?” Text after an MPESA text is another way of telling you jifunze kusema asante we mbwa.
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39 year old me and my younger sister entertaining my parents guests before they leave.
Btw,, why is a 25 year old man still living with his parent?.
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Mnaonaje kesho makarao wakikimbiza watu, wengine watokee nyuma yao wawakimbize pia?.
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Incase you wondered why
The number of Kenyan workers earning over Sh100,000 monthly increased by 15,252 to 387,418 last year. Of these, 92% were women (14,268), while men were 1,256.
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Si hapa Elisha Ongoya amekuja sana 😂😂😂 . Where will Mwengi Mutuse hide? 😂.
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Junet Mohamed wants MPs to vote orally on the Finance Bill because they don't trust the electronic system. Iiinnnnjeeecccccttt💉💉💉💉💉💉💉.#RejectFinanceBill2024.
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Tunafaa kurudi na energy x2 ya ile tulikuwa nayo ndio gava ijiulize mbona walilipa hawa. Just to show them we have no leader. Kitawarudia I promise.
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Heartbreaking to witness Mama Lucy Hospital's maternity wing overcrowded, with patients sharing beds and struggling for care. We deserve better.
Tembea Mama Lucy emergency section uelewe nchi unaishi.
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Kwani wali launchia kwake?😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭.
Mdosi wangu Leo ameingia na iphone 16.Aki pesa wewe.
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@Kenyans I've been to many countries and I find that some of them don't have qualified presidents.
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M-SHTUKA.
There has to be a name of the fear of checking your M-PESA balance after a night out.
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Break-up is unhealthy!.I remember when I got dumped, while I was on my way to pick my Nephew at School. I came home with the wrong child.
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