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Konohagakure
Joined August 2021
Shawrry with glasses akikujamia, anatoa specs anakushw, "i don't even wanna see you right now."😂 such dramatic babes.
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Huyu amenipata nmetulia nikiwatch Anime akasema," ew you watch those cartoons." Kidogo nivunje msichana wa wenyewe shingo.
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Kuitisha change ya 20/- kwa mat pia ni kuinvite poverty into your life.
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Niggas not only are they coming out faceless buh outta the closet too😂.
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Sikuhizi ukitoa wired earphones watu wanakuangalia ni kama unataka kujinyonga bana.
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Siku moja ntafungua space ya kufreestyle. Naduga beats mnakuja na mistari. Who says No?.
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Yeah, hao ndio watakudrive into depression.
you ever looked at a woman and she just looks like peace?.
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Lakini kuita dem malaya na hujaii mkula au kumwona ndetni huwa nasty business ngl.
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Wee focus na game za Chelsea!
Mnawatch anime willingly?.
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Sharingans are red, rasengan is blue, give me your number or I'll chidori you.
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Emotions will always hold you back, especially positive ones. Stay negative , stay dangerous. Big Brrr!.
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Obsession 😁.
Nmekaa hivi nikakumbuka some anime merch i bought and got an instant boner. Sensational.
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I mean🤷🏾♂️
Only good thing na hii jua ni ety inafanya ndevu zinashine.
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"Na kwani umenyolewa aje?". hapa confidence inashukanga kutoka 100 to 0 very fast ajab😂.
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Nmeona tweet yangu kwa status ya crush pale green app na wamecrop kila kitu😭🫴.
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I can't imagine we used to call rizz 'ngeli' back then. Dark days😅.
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Strokes??.
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And what in the name of Black Zeus is this new green app update?!.
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Stori kidogo kwa mat, already unadai nkulipie fare. Relax shawrry, we jus met.
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Btw sherehe sio sheria, kama huna pesa baki tu home wacha kusumbua watu wakutumie doh bana ety umekwama mahali.
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Manchester utd ain't going back to the glory days. Well not in this life time.
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I swear, no one loves you harder than someone who's miles away from you and you've never met each other with 0 to Nothin possibilities of ever meeting😂. Such a cruel world.
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Niggas out hear taking tweets seriously. Smh😂🫴. Me natafuta engagements wewe unataka vita vya mdomo? Wapi na wapi sasa?.
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Shawrry amenipata nikiskiza ngoma za Megan Thee Stallion pale YouTube akajam! Bado sijui mbn alijam.
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Whenever I sleep facing up, that's an automatic ticket straight to nightmare land.
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Every time I seat next to a gorgeous lady in a matatu, the journey usually becomes shorter.
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Najua unajiona mature sana juu haupost status WhatsApp, sindio?.
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I knew Yuta was a bitch! But dragging Gojo into his bitchness is foul play man.
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Stop thinking that you are ugly all the time. Ok you are but don't think about it.
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Mtu anawaambia 'Keep me in your prayers' na labda anaenda kuibia mtu😂.
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Not a single soul recognized this stance in the comment section!😭.
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As a taita wallae sijui hawa madem wataita mnaongelelea, wako wapi na sijaii pata any. .
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Today, we honour my buoy, Itadori Yuji. The left, right, uppercut merchant.
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"liked a message you sent". Translation, "please stop texting me".
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Where do y'all get the courage to stuff your meat into a fully grown female's mouth, with a set of 32 teeth. What if. ?.
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No one flirts better, than a woman who has no intentions to link up with you.
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Babes amenijamia, man utd imedinywoo, beer inaonja chumvi. jamenii😂. Uzuri pochi nene. mashallah🙌🏼.
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I was jus watching bleach and the next thing I know I'm waking up from a nap🥱.
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Kuachia dem kiti kwa mat alafu uende kubembea kwa mlango.
Signs of illiteracy ni kama gani😂 ?.
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Did you know? If the feelings you have towards a certain girl are mutual, talking stage is automatically ruled out.
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Maturity is realising that having sex is just a waste of energy and time.
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You guys do realize it ain't forceful for you to date or marry right?.
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