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Believes | Doctor | π΅ | Baba @KenyansNoContxt & @MemeGalleryKE | Deadbeat to @Maneno_KE
Joined May 2011
On this beautiful afternoon, it's my honour to present. the Medical Internship Starter Pack 2024. Stories from doctors & other healthcare professionals about medical internship & lessons from it. Enjoy! β₯οΈβ¨. FREE DOWNLOAD:.
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hiyo farasi it's whole life is about to change, itapewa cabbage na ifichwe kwa bedsitter. ππ.
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The reason Mara Moja works so well is cause it has something most other pain relievers don't. Here's a ka-short (unpaid π) thread real quick! ππ
Seriously though, what do they put in Mara Moja?.
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Makosa ni kudhani dissolving cabinet will make the protests stop. we gooooooo we go! ππ.
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TL ya huyu jamaa is like the Phineas & Ferb theme; playing bano with estate kids, abducted by the government for organizing a revolt, buying new flowers for his house, visiting a crime scene with beautiful women, buying a cat when drunk. .
Nimepeleka warembo Kware bwana people think Iβm a god how do you have such beautiful women π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
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Hanifa hapo Archives akisoma attendees kabla tuanze:
Interior CS nominee Prof. Kithure Kindiki proposes new rules for protesters to declare the exact number of attendees for better security planning, if he is approved.
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if I send you this it means I'm rising up from whatever was putting me down.
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See, this the shit I was talking about. this guy always on some random sidequests. ππ.
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Being called to the kitchen by your partner kupewa carrot ya kuonja is a love language, idc. πππβ€οΈ.
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saa hii Khaligraph yuko kwa booth akipractice "hamfai kuiba kondoo hata kama alitu con-dough"
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Medicolegal. ππ½β€οΈ
bro, she looks even more stunning in person. Iβm so proud of her! π₯Ή.
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I can't believe people go to Mwendas to drink alcohol at 5pm on a WEDNESDAY (nimekosa kiti).
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Nganga angepewa chance na IEBC hata yeye atuburudishe. look at the crowd control! π .
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imagine working a 9-5 to provide your child the best education possible halafu unaomba leave ya 1 day from HR to attend their sports day then upatane na ombachi kwa 400m relay ya parents ππππππππ.
I have enrolled in every competition available and I am not losing any. Itβs coming home.
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what if Ford Foundation take that personally & start funding the protests sasa cha ukweli? π
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Until it meets a stone in high school ndengu. ππππ.
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I wish Uhuru could start doing random things in his retirement like narrating documentaries & hosting podcasts like Obama deos. His storytelling is top-notch, btw ππ .
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Lol, Meg Whitman must be losing her mind. the guy she's been propping as Africa's head boy is facing a revolution at home, USA public just found out they hosted a war criminal in the White House, & she watched her boss fumble the Presidential debate LIVE. ππππ.
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is anyone else in Nairobi currently having the worst sore throat of their life?? π₯΄π₯΄π₯΄π.
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mpaka parady mwenzake hapo ameamwambia hapo amekuja sana. ππ.
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I am trending in Kenya and it isn't because of a scandal. isn't God great!! π π π π.
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called it! π
Another tragedy is that 150 billion itatengwa to fix the Parliament gate alone. #RejectFinanceBill2024 #RejectFinanceBill.
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Shaolin Temple is one thing but guys, Forehead Muhoozi is very wrong. Mnataka twitter ya Kenya ifungwe???
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My life has been in ruins ever since I failed to listen to my wife. πππ.
my girl is planning to vote for Azimio and me UDA so Monday napanga sherehe serious apate hangie, hiyo kura lazima itazimia! πππππ
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waaaaaaah, nimeona third years wa UoN med school walioccupy ofisi ya Academic Dean wengine wakimgombanisha wengine wamekaa wanakunywa chai. Omdsssss??? ππππππ
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yesterday she found out another one of my exes is getting married and sent me this. ππππ
Letβs see a picture of you and your dating partner |πΈ.
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infections, yes. HIV, no.
Btw, kukojoa after sex saves you from alot of infections. Including HIV.
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(search 'Dr Kahura Mundia' on Google & check his LinkedIn profile for a nice surprise. π ).
Dr. Kahura Mundia: Daktari amenyanyasika sana kwa miaka nyingi. Serikali inakosea sana wakenya na madaktari. Tunangojea President akuje kama atakuja next month, kama atakuja next year kokote akishamaliza safari zake tuko tayari kuskizana. Wajumbe ametuma hawaelewi kazi ametuwekea
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dude never misses! ππππ .
15 seconds into a YouTube video of an Indian teaching is when you discover that what you're hearing isn't an accent, but the video is actually in Hindi. ππ.
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dere wa mat amenipea the funniest story. alikuwa driver wa Jubilee during 2017 campaigns. 4am walikuwa wanaamshwa waende wachukue MPs, wapige show Kawangware halafu by 9am wakuwe Narok. ati he's hitting 200kph huko Mai-Mahiu but bado anawashiwa mataa na gari nyuma to speed up π
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telling a former Chief Justice to "soma katiba before you comment" is the most audacious example of audacity any man has ever audaced ππππππππ.
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International community walidrop βthis is concerningβ and homegirl was released instantly. π.
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the NHIF to SHIF shift/t has emptied out the ward. kijana wenu amekamata usingizi nono from 3pm to 6pm not even one call from Labour Ward. πππ.
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when you're calling a cab for your drunk friend na zake zimeshika hataki kuenda home πππππ.
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Riggy G just gave us the most iconic facepalm in Kenya meme history ππ.
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"I can't believe it, I got 9 P-"."guys, I'm going to be an Advoca-"."God is great, I'm going to be admitted to the ba-" . me, all day today:
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si Sakaja na Jeff wapatiwe nafasi pale Tems wapige curtain raiser dakika kiasi?? π₯π₯πΆππ½π .
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Mum just called to tell me she's traveling for work. imebidi nimemuuliza alllll those questions amekuwa akiniuliza for years "who are you going with? to do what? utalala wapi? do their parents know they are going? will there be partying? mtarudi lini? who is driving?" ππ
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recently I did a CS on a Mum who had had a series of miscarriages and the baby came out crying and then the Mum started crying and saying βmy baby, my babyβ, it was the most beautiful thing Iβve ever seen. π₯Ή.
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DP Rigathi Gachagua with Senators John Methu and Karungo Thangwa praying facing Mt Kenya
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for every 3 medics you see, 2 are already working on paperwork to leave Kenya. brain drain.
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Waiting for the day Apple Pay, Venmo & CashApp come to the Kenyan market & challenge MPESA's status quo. that would be nice.
Apple was like βyeah letβs do Venmo but make it absolutely sickβ
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my girl is planning to vote for Azimio and me UDA so Monday napanga sherehe serious apate hangie, hiyo kura lazima itazimia! πππππ
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every single face on this photo is a meme template on its own. π.
Nyamari Ongegu alias Nyashinski at Sakaja's swearing-in ceremony in KICC
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btw I'm working on the paper detailing how Hanifa demonstrated the key tenets of a functional national health insurance, and can tell you for a fact that NOTHING can make me hate her. ππ½.
Government machineries kina Mutai have been paid to tarnish Hanifa's name and create mistrust among us. We shall not buy that.
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I occasionally have to tweet something smart & medical so that the people who followed cause of the Mara Moja thread don't feel cheated. πππ
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Man, corruption is ruining the very fabric of this nation! ππππππ.
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The government spent at least 1.5 million to train EACH of these doctors and now has them sleeping outside the Health Ministry because they refuse to honour legally binding agreements by posting them on time on correct terms. #RutoMustGo @Nakhumicha_S @WilliamsRuto
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Reminder that no doctor wants a pay-rise. We just don't want the paycut they're offering. #ImplementCBA2017 #DoctorsStrikeKE
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how it started, vs how it ended. Google Weather Forecast, I trusted you. !!!! ππππ
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Yes, Madam CS. I agree 100%. All the best in your new journey at MoH.
Ukoloni mamboleo is not paying postgraduate students a coin when they dedicate their time and energy to a hospital.tutakula nini jamaneni?.
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nimemaliza, thanks for your patience. β₯π₯³
Once again just a kind reminder that I am not to be asked kama nimemaliza shule; ile siku nitamaliza nitawaambia. Thank you. π.
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Just seen a GK car written Water Police Unit, what the hell is water police unit?.
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ok. so there's a 66 year old shosho in the ward with a t-shirt written "I can't be tied down but tonight you can tie me up" yoooooooooo! πππππππππππ.
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This video isn't in English. It's in a language called 'Rejection,Hope&Love', that's why we can watch it and get it completely! π― π― π― Cc @Trabzonspor.
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"People who hate cats are just bad vibes"
People who hate cats are just bad vibes.
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8.57am on Sunday morning and she's watching true crime documentaries at full volume. you women must choose if you want to be girlfriends or detectives. πππππ
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I just be chilling and then my brain goes "KINGORIIIIIII!! KINGORIIIIIIII!".
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Heniweiii, it's March!. Have a great month ahead! πππ₯οΈ
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unakaa hivi unakumbuka that the ICC did independent investigations about '07 π°πͺ post-election violence & murders, & from 40 million Kenyans, came up with a list of 6 suspects, & rn one of them has been President for 8 years & another just might be President next year.
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Look at these dimwits pointing the finish line at him & slowing down. did they think they'd get away with it?? πππππ.
The organizers of the Beijing Half Marathon have launched investigations after 2 Kenyans deliberately let a Chinese athlete win a race.
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Teachers - Maandamano Monday. Doctors - Maandamano Tuesday. Still got at least 4 days to go. Professionals, grab a day while it's still early!.
Junior Secondary School (JSS) teachers will hold nationwide demonstrations today Monday April 29th 2024.
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that Asian guy driving through downtown Nairobi with his window-down to bait phone snatchers & tase them is doing more to fight insecurity than police patrols. πππ.
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i'd wanna become KNH CEO at some point hata for 2 yrs. first order of business itakuwa kufunga ALL those shops within the hospital that sell overpriced items!!. how can the sick be such buying yoghurt & milk more expensively than someone outside the hospital??.
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these guys used to singlehandedly kill lions mpaka the govt had to beg them to stop because they were going extinct. now they're on socials "so a lot of you have been asking me about my skincare routine" ππ.
Too many DMs some genuine some gaga! Let me reveal and hopefully it will help some β¦ here is what I use for my legs
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Seems like it will be another night of junior doctors resting their tired, weary souls at Afya House demanding their government does what's right & legally posts them to County hospitals. #OccupyMoH #NakhumichaMustGo
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Kenyan houses that zinafanyiwa review TikTok huwa sijui 70 million but the kitchen is open-plan & is the size of a balcony. no passion. no creativity. just disappointments & a chandelier in the living room!.
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btw hata mimi Mutua amenishangaza aje. sir, there are only 15 ICU beds in your entire county na unaongea na nguvu hivo karibu umalize your 280 Twitter characters?! π€‘π€‘π€‘π€‘π©.
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Juzi usiku nimejikakamua nikaenda hosi, admitted a patient, took proper history, jana kwa round presented, planned managemnt, took samples kosokoso. I've been waiting for the results excitedly, leo nafika ward naskia alitoroka usiku na simu ya mtuπ₯΄π.
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this one living life by the time-lines we had set growing up. πππππ.
21 gave me my undergrad degree.22 gave me baking and crocheting - Covid.23 gave me my Masters .24 gave me marriage. Wonder what 25 has in store. Nipate mtu akisema babiesπ. Anyway Happy Birthday to me
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Okaaaaay ni sawa nimekosea, but how was I to know hii ni ya kusugua miguu and not for grating carrots??? eh? answer the question.
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there's actually a DJ Shiti moment to capture everything that happens in this country. ππππππ.
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Diclofenac is a non-steroidal, anti-inflammatory drug, NSAID for short. it's primary role is to reduce inflammation, ok? to turn down the heat. and let me tell you Maina, it does this role veeeeeeeery well. π
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Okay, so lemme provide some additional context regarding what the government is doing now. Short thread. π§΅.
Status update on the Whole-of-the-Nation Approach Committee tackling longstanding healthcare issues in the country.
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I present. Moses Kuria vs The Truth featuring Beethoven Fifth Symphony. πΆππ .
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yule afande tech bro amekuwa na simu ya Shad amekuwa na usiku mrefu. anapitia M-Pesa akitafuta who is funding printing of materials anapata ni watu 5000 wametuma mia-mia na ma-60 bob π #FreeShad.
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so apparently AI platforms like kina ChatGPT were using twitter for free data & making the app slow, so Elon said afadhali it crashes for everyone until he can find a way to stop them. proper kamikaze businessman! π. thread below covers it vizuri.
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In comes MARA MOJA tablets;. "kicking in the door waving the 44,.all you heard was Mara Moja don't hit me no more!" πΆ πΆ π
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You know what would slap right now? A FRENCH PROTESTOR. ππππππ.
You know what would slap right now? A MUG of coffee β.
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Like for me, I've had issues with acidity so I go for other pain-relievers before going for this one. (haha, I made this gif myself. hope you like it. #BOBBYSHMURDAFREE π
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"Quickmart Airport View"."Quiver LA"."Kilimanjaro Food & Coffee Shop". the race is on! ππππ.
1824 on Langβata Road because the owner, a Nairobi County junior staff was effectively prosecuted by EACC and property found to be a proceed of crime. This is just one of his many properties confiscated by the state. All due to corruption.
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"So you've been arrested during protests? Here's what to do. (2024)" A Case Study, by Dr Micheni Mike. Conclusion: Deny, Deny, Deny. #RutoMustGo
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unaenda dunda unapata MC ameamua kukuwa soloist, get me out of this drama fest ffs ππ.
MC Gogo hapa anakuwanga one of the best at his jobπ the funny comments he makes when live in a club hunimaliza ajab. The #KuzaAwards2023 by @CA_Kenya is here to recognize and fete such excellence in broadcasting. π₯³.1/2
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Dr. M. M. Micheni ,.Bachelor of Medicine & Bachelor of Surgery. π π
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@MsJoNeary @Tusk8rman please show him this. may he never let the world take away his glow! πͺπ
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