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"I have a medical student with me today, is that alright" The medical student:
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No one: Medical students on instagram:
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Dads reaction to me driving to aldi vs me getting covid
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quote this with a conversation with your parent
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Uni is so weird because you have people whose parents paid thousands for the finest education and in the same course you have people who had science lessons from the PE teacher
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Me, a girl who can’t handle stress, choosing a high stress career
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Med student dilemma of “do I like this specialty or is everyone just really nice”
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You’re in his dms I’m in his 5th intercostal space, midclavicular line
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"Hi we're the medical students, could we join your ward round?"
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Osces are so wild bc you’re doing improv acting with complete strangers for an hour but it determines your future
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When I write pancreatits instead of pancreatitis
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I find type A med students so funny. Acting like we’re not both graduating with the same degree
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@fatima_medic
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“Well go get a job that pays more”. Thanks so much for vandalising the sign, will take you up on your advice!!
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@fatima_medic
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They call me 007. 0 publications 0 posters 7 unauthorised absences
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@fatima_medic
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!!!LADIES!!! He will fall for you if he has - cerebellar ataxia - BPPV - postural hypotension
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“Be a doctor! You’ll always have a job and get secure income and be well respected!!!” Me 1 year into the job
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@fatima_medic
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Obsessed with this quote in the doctors office
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@fatima_medic
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Med school is so weird. How am I doing homework in my mid 20s
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I am an FY1 NHS doctor. There is a high chance that in 1.5 years I will be unemployed. If I am able to get a job it will be in a location I do not get to choose, exhausting hours, and getting paid 35% less than someone in my position 10 years ago. Tell me why I shouldn’t leave?
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6 am: “Doctor please do this cannula” “Have you attempted” “No I am busy” Girl I’m busy too, do u think I am frolicking around the hospital ?? 😭😭
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@fatima_medic
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I hate the way bullying in medical culture is so normalised that it’s literally part of a national exam
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@fatima_medic
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This doctor stayed 10 mins after her shift to show the med students memes on her phone and that’s the type of doctor I aspire to be🙌🏽🙌🏽
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@fatima_medic
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Consultants on the ward round
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Someone asked me if medical school is like greys anatomy. Yes - the part where it feels like it’s been going on 20 years.
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Time flies fast, feels like ages ago I was a first year student who could even label the brachial plexus and now I’m a final year student who can’t even label the brachial plexus.
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Barbie and Ken two are med students with similar abilities. Ken comes from a working class family. He has to work part time along with studying, sometimes difficult to balance. Barbie comes from a well off family. She does not have to work and has a good uni/life balance
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I find it ridiculous that you’re only allowed 20 sick days on a job where you’re exposed to illnesses every day. 5 days isolation for covid and that’s 1/4 of your sick leave gone. I’ve been ill so many times and I’ve only been a doctor for 4 months.
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I remember my first day at work the nurse was looking for the doctor and I was gonna help her look then realised I was the doctor 😭
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Are you a NEWS score? Because you’re a 10 with red flags.
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Med students when it’s 1pm and they’re still on the ward
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My plans 2020
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The voice notes were him telling everyone to congratulate me 😭😂
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I’ve only been a doctor for 3 days am I am so tired all the time😭😭 how do u balance cooking/ exercising/ socialising with this🥲
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Dr who doesn’t want med student there 🤝 student who doesn’t want to be there
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Just moved from geris to gen surg. It is literally this picture
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I asked my patient if I could test CN XI but he just shook his head and shrugged
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Everyone quote tweeting with their pics is SERVING LOOKS but pls hide your id badge, there are weirdos all over the internet!
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Today the junior doctor signed the med students off in the middle of managing a literal flood on the ward and I think that’s the most nhs thing I’ve ever seen
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@fatima_medic
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Illustrated here
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🟥🟥🟥🟩🟥 🟩🟥🟥🟩🟥 🟥🟥🟩🟥🟩 🟩🟥🟩🟥🟥 not wordle, just a passmed session
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Whys he dressed like a med reg
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I don’t understand doctors like this. Why do you treat colleagues with such contempt
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Awww I found this in my old papers 😭 The consultant roasted me really badly on ward round so afterwards the junior doctor checked up on me and spent time patiently teaching me what I didn’t understand. And you know what, that’s the type of doctor I want to be :)
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Nurse started having a go at me telling me it was ‘disgraceful’ that a patient was waiting 6 hours for her TTOs. I’d been on a ward round for 5 of those hours and in the last hour I was dealing with an urgent patient, what else do you want me to do 😭
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This is embarrassing but when I started F1 I thought fondaparinux was a French word so for a whole month I was pronouncing it ‘fondaparin-NOO’
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Gen surg ward round
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Pls how do you work a 9-5 and also walk 10,000 steps a day?😭😭
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My little brother is considering doing medicine and my mum went “be careful, look what happened to your sister” ??? miss girl ??? what happened to me😭😭
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Proudest achievement
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what is y’all most liked tweet?
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This is literally my dp
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Jokes aside, please don't be scared to say no! We would never want you to feel uncomfortable and there are always other learning opportunities. Patients come first😊
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No I don't want a job in cyber thanks.
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Women !! In !! STEM !!
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The other F1 on my ward keeps saying “fantastic” to himself each time he thinks he’s done a good job
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@drew1wavy You can just retweet bro no need to type it word for word
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Uni is so weird because you have people whose parents paid thousands for the finest education and in the same course you have people who had science lessons from the PE teacher
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Medical students when they find the one doctor who’s good with sign offs
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Being a med student in the ward
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Small talk outside the lecture hall
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The thing is doctors *can* get higher paid jobs. Just not in the NHS.
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Me (student): i was crying in my car the other day because I felt incompetent Registrar: don’t worry I do that too
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some people have this weird obsession with ‘humbling’ young doctors and medical students and it’s very weird to see
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Can’t believe i burst into tears infront of the whole ward on my first day as an f1 😭
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Me halfway through my intercalation degree finding out it won't count through TWITTER
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My friends hospital hires locums to cover night shifts/on call shifts in changeover week so that rotating doctors can get a proper induction and feel orientated Hospitals like that show that they care about trainees. This is how you retain doctors
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Mum is excited for my first day as a doctor ❤️😭
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Me: “mum what did your doctors letter say” Mum: “it said I was a pleasant lady” Me: “ok what else” Mum: “I don’t know I was too happy to read past that”
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Don’t really understand how I’m gonna be a doctor next year when I can’t even make it halfway through ward rounds without getting dizzy😭
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I don’t understand this tweet views feature. If I wanted to count how many people ignore me I would just go to placement
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My grandma 🤝🏼 the government Calling me a doctor before I've graduated
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We're immensely proud of our health & care staff who work round the clock to keep us safe. It's fantastic there are over 13,700 more nurses & 7,800 more doctors working in our NHS - we're on track to deliver on our commitment of 50,000 more nurses.
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Should be policy that someone on the ward has attempted bloods before the on call doctor is bleeped. If you have multiple nurses on the ward trained to do phlebotomy, it makes sense to ask them first rather than the 2 doctors who are covering 7 wards on their own.
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AAA JUST GRADUATED!!! IM A DOCTOR NOW
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Med school is crazy, yesterday I literally got to see the miracle of birth then got home and ate a potato and slept for 12 hours
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4 costa coffees cost more than I am paid per hour 😢😂
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It’s so frustrating working on wards which are unsafely staffed knowing that there are doctors who are struggling to find work. There is no shortage of doctors, just an artificial shortage of jobs.
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2 types of passmed comments
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Being eldest daughter in an immigrant household has you reviewing legal documents and being a personal therapist from the tender age of 9
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Me and the other fy1 spent 3 hours trying to manage rapidly deteriorating patients on our own yesterday Only for a patient to come up and scream at me for delaying his discharge paperwork.
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So after having the most horrific first 2 days as a doctor and wanting to quit medicine last night, I had a really good day. felt competent (somewhat lol) and actually felt like a doctor. Let’s hope this lasts 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
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@georgecxde And all the emojis 💊💉🏥
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US match day: find out your career path & location for the rest of your career UK ‘match day’: find out which vague location you’ll be based at for 2 years, rotating every 4 months in a different department, no training number or continuity of a job after that
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As an FY1 on call this doc has been a life saver. Sharing bc we do not gatekeep
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Being made to feel guilty for taking too long with discharge summaries and pt not going home in time while ur trying ur best at a new job :/ Completely ignoring the fact we’re on our second week as doctors, and we have urgent jobs too.
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DGHs with med students vs tertiary centres with med students
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cholaycystectomy
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Me 🤝 hospital bed 🤝 NHS
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When they are building their portfolios, Barbie has many experiences she can write about. She gets her mentor to check them. Ken does not have much that he could write about. Both would have been skilled surgeons, but only Barbie has a good chance of getting in
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Picture this: all of us anxiously waiting for the ambulance after my mum had a stroke meanwhile she’s tidying the house so the paramedics don’t think it’s messy
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Passmed comments strike again
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Trying to build rapport with the consultant while you’re waiting for the ward round to start
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Tell me you work in medicine without telling me you work in medicine
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Since its relevant
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Barbie and Ken two are med students with similar abilities. Ken comes from a working class family. He has to work part time along with studying, sometimes difficult to balance. Barbie comes from a well off family. She does not have to work and has a good uni/life balance
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Osce examiner looking at you knowing you failed the station
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Med students at 12.01pm
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Is it normal for ward staff to ask for your personal number? They asked all the docs to put it on the board but I refused (gave my bleep), everyone else just gave their number. Not sure if I was being difficult
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The census feels like a 2nd year medical student taking a history
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My mum after I reset the wifi
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Bruh I asked the patient if he was having any pain and he went “yeah, you”😭😭😭
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Who’s Lewy and why’s their body on your mind 😡😡
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