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@kemonokaki
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@TBifford
The way we were taught is to follow a 180 degree arch *outside* of the door while scanning the whole area. If he would’ve kept going all of the way and ended in the position I have sketched in (still on the outside) he could’ve seen enough of the guy inside to identify the threat
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@monocrop_
This is just like when the ol’ TV set was bugging and you smacked it to get it working again
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@jeffreyt1981
@TBifford
YES! I forgot what the fuck we called it. Thanks bro, it’s been like 18 years for me 🥴
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@buckadeath
Absolutely insane. I’m going to thank god every day that I fail to become that desperate. The amount of alcohol it would require would kill me first (good!)
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@tulpapilled
He saw the future of Star Wars through a force vision and tried to do what was right.
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@lporiginalg
Pictured: what the vast majority of women have done since they were “liberated”
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@lporiginalg
We could have this if we stopped letting the entire 3rd world walk into the country via Mexico.
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@HTTP_Lovecraft
@thiccontologist
Not penetration, but it’s definitely someone’s flaccid dick being pulled like a rubberband between a woman’s tightly squeezed together thighs
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@SCShipyards
Some of my fondest gaming memories involve stumbling into places I’m not supposed to be stepping into yet and fleeing with my life.
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@JUSTcatmeme
“You know what would fix all of my problems? Getting rid of my greatest asset!”
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@Sarhanism
@TBifford
Veteran Marine…also artist. Haven’t done much “tactical” art but here’s a fun animatic I did way back in school. 🖖👽
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@msmuffin83
I mean…yea, but i guess a girl dad would be the most blind to female hypoagency.
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@Casagrandezz
will literally end things with her best friend over a dude that sleeps on a couch
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@ClickingSeason
There’s a rap song on why and how to rob Asians but yea, let’s pretend it was white people going around and attacking Asian grannies
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@paleonormie
Knowing that the literature females are *very* into reading is actually porn requires no broadening of the definition.
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@MKatorin
“Um, ackshually, this is making fun of you by comparing you to McCarthyists who misidentified fellow Americans as communists. Yes, I openly identify as communist but they never existed before me.”
“I need to find a way to get as big as that robot so I can one-shot communists.”
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@MainstreamViews
Sorry for those losers, but I’m one of the best things that happened to my mom.
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@toriel1one1
I don’t see it as skill but intent. Like, this isn’t a furry to me. Furries are cartoons, this is like a literal cat.
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7 years later and it still hurts.
RIP Harambe. Gone too soon. 😔
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@Navier_Tokes
@lillybilly299
Good question. No clue.
This gif was first saved to one of my phones in 2017. It’s been laying dormant, just waiting for an opportunity to be used this entire time.
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@PersonthePerso2
This is like the reviewers saying the music in DMC5 sucked but knowing the music gets better if you don’t absolutely suck. 😂
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@sotirissays
@TBifford
Did you know it’s ok to be unfamiliar with something and not act like you know better?
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@GrumpyCatterman
“Inclusivity” the foot in door these vampires use to excuse EVERYTHING that comes after.
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@QuetzalThoughts
Our own bodies are a microcosm of this concept.
If you don’t control what gets to go inside, you’re gonna have a bad time.
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@contrerasforca
Can’t wait to be wit a shorty who’s so into astrology that she murders us all. 🥰
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@neosborin
@TBifford
Lol, sending one in would definitely be safer.
That’s likely the way things will go as the tech gets cheaper and more accessible. Better a lil toy smashed than a man down.
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@saddymayo
My garbage men will only accept trash that is placed in trash bags. Any loose items get left in my bin, or worse, right on the ground where it fell as the large bags were being pulled out.
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@SpookySodaz
Expert pet surgeon with 20 years of experience here: This cat is actually in excruciating pain. Blues music hurts his soul.
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@thereall_yannaa
There are girls in middle school right now already planning their debut on OF…and many aren’t waiting until their 18th birthday.
We’re in hell.
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@DelysidOfficial
Different population. Import enough 3rd worlders and watch that all go *poof*
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@wisepissmage
Just a friend this meme and instead of laughing they told me a story about how their mom hit them so hard they flew back out of their chair and busted their head open.
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@PetreRaleigh
So, yes. He created the word, but then what happened was that 4chan mods made it so any post containing the word
“wapanese” (the original term) would have it automatically changed to weeaboo to fuck with them, and it eventually took on the meaning of wapanese.
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@redactedrain
Kinda based smoking somebody with a gun you ain’t finished paying off, ngl
God Bless America!
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It’s so funny that autogynephiles will ejaculate in their panties if some half blind person mistakes them for a woman irl, meanwhile the women who’ve transitioned due to succumbing to mass hysteria go “what the fuck this sucks” when they get a taste of the male experience
Female to Male trans person is upset society isn’t coddling them like when they presented as female.
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@joshy_squashy20
You could easily guess that’s 100% wrong if you know what the murder rate is per race. Someone brought receipts for you
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@ItIsHoeMath
Male/female friendship doesn’t work anyhow. Not only is one-sided attraction usually an issue, the way we do friendship differs, in ways that matter.
This becomes an issue for the men mostly because receiving female friendship does almost nothing for men, while receiving male
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@stone_toss
Reminds of that Asian voice actor that’s upset that after pushing for hiring VA’s who match the character’s background, he’s now bitching he’s only getting hired for azn roles. 🤭
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@GrandBlueCosmic
@SleepyRagna
Her head is in the exact angle, just a little further from the screen, what are you talking about 😭
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