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crazed (irish) FREAK - bocchi the rock fan - priv: @captaindoot2 - discord: captaindoot - bsky: @captaindoot .bsky.social

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@real_hotaru real men put their hands in their pockets and separate them like moses separated the red sea
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@ranmasaotome96 deadcells is a roguelike, so they're sticking to what they do best. i don't see what the stigma is about roguelikes. especially "2d pixel indie roguelikes"
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@cuptoast useful image
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@theobromic_ @fluffscrown it's way more funnier to think he gets drunk off of cherry cola
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@Huddled_Up people who say boowomp
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@drsylve @chg4224blahblah @Sam_ONella I'll send him this via carrier pidgeon
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@beefkiss @cuteseycookie "the fregly is a monolith of autism" is one of the hardest sentences I've ever heard
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@WigglesDTuff someone plug her in she's about to die
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@depetede_ become the op
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@kettakujo anal's one is pretty accurate
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@mrgiullare scientists are still trying to find what movie he was talking about
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why is he drinking from a test tube
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because the devs have ignored TF2 for so long... jerma has been forced to drink the mysterious mad scientist liquid. YOU are doing this, TF2 DEVS. YOU! #FixTF2 and save lives.
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@Spirit_posting @Vietnamgiverice this is who you're arguing with btw
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@TheWeezling the.... the goon card.....
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@namesoun billions must realize
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@mrgiullare shitting on the toilet like this
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@_360Genius_ implies Steve bends the metal every time he takes a step
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@thiccwaluigi can confirm this is not what it's like
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@realMax0r idk why you look like one of the 12 disciples in that pic
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@Fifinator_real @TheCyberBunnie bonnie, probably just a blob in the nightguard's vision bc of the tears
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@Thewhat89 thewhat you crammed 300,000 people into a cardboard box please let us out
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@centipedegrrrl butch is a name 😭 next gender gonna be called john
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@PentaOwO hey pal, you're poking the Bear!
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@Amygdalatraxxx why would they print the rest of the title backwards on the side the camera can't see
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@tulpapilled GRAAHJ I CANT DO IT NO MORE
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i want to hug him so bad I want to cheer him up i love him
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@ShitpostRock I haven't played any of these games
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@amenialyptra please leave that shit to be lost
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@Goth_GF_Fan @db_witch they don't die they get put into one of these
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@NoodleVEVO did steam come out of your ears and nose
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@conaghercorp no it should cry when you take damage and only stop when you're at full health
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@Wegothim2 we're going to war
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@ChimeraEnvy it all keeps tumbling down tumbling down tumbling dooowwnnn
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@BlighttownNIMBY @greedofreewifi is this like from left to right
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@r1bitt he lost his swagger like there's so many subtle changes like his pose being less pronounced that make it SO much worse
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@ranmasaotome96 i mean the studio's claim to fame is a roguelike. i can understand that its the same game every time, but usually roguelikes mix it up by having randomly generated levels or getting random items to make builds and stuff
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@ConRayArt mewhinffsgg...
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@lem0ncore it's just unexpected, and that's why people think it's funny. if you just said "im going to piss on your cat" it's obviously not going to be as funny as the f13 because it's relatively clever and unexpected
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@ConRayArt that should be the entire streams awards
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@CamTheCan no way they got the killer bean to do this live action
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@JoeyCheerio biden's tf2
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@typical88397 it's actually his first week on earth
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@SzarekhOfficial @YeWiseWizard "fukushima disaster tho!!!!!!!!" no way its not a good idea to build nuclear plants in a highly volcanic area where a shit ton of earthquakes and tsunamis occur
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@HIDEO_KOJIMA_AU yeah control points were always flawed
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@BUNDEADLY snake is in irquis pliskin outfit so it implies they did this on the fucking big shell
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@drakerectiongif me fr in the back of the class
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@DanFessler yellow nerds just yearning to be orange
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@kettakujo holy shit biology??? could be even... art style????!!
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@LordSpiral1 @lowgradef didn't he just waste like the studios money with this movie
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@Goth_GF_Fan @db_witch then how do they make THESE
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@greenstain58 "I can't wait to enjoy my new phone case today" "HI SQUIDWARD"
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@equine__dentist she wasn't the love of my life
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@OsakaBestGirl she's rescuing osaka from hell
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@kzzrttt dude finally a real reason to pay taxes
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@MarscelinioFNAF abby, get in the robot
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@g_norm_us he has no rules, no boundaries. he doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking or genocide.
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@hazy2k he would definitely pull this at like the wedding photos
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@ShitpostRock as a Catholic im excited to see this insane reveal
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@centipedegrrrl wtf is butch and xenogender 😭
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@stapleremoved CALVIN AND HOBBES MENTIONED
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@Basementter whyd u pull this on us
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@slihtly_akursed this just in, dogman contains gay sex scene?‽??
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@skinnysharkz the names get worse and worse as you scroll down
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@Hellsinger1987 y are you so mad
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@Sawisi_soo please don't tear him limb by limb be nice
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@steveeeee755 the nations that didn't coexist together:
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@LunaReaper78 @Ikol_Tweets idk it just reminded me of this
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@_lizharvey chiitan gets everything free bc everyone just goes "holy shit it's chiitan" and let's her loose
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@PlasticKatLove he has a lot of experience
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@cabby mf said:
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@Heelp27 the family business, a craft if you will
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@ChiseHatoriFan anon should read books and gain the only thing money can't buy: knowledge
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@Glabsterii @Gazoogaloo i forgot fear was a emotion so I thought this was like really ominous sex
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@UnitGraph the apprenticeship
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@Murace4 wait did you make them like not coloured bc they're being completely transparent or am i stupid
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@auminiii dark chocolate tasted like ass until in like 2020 my taste just changed for some reason and dark chocolate was the only chocolate that tasted good
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@guroworm honeymaxxing rn
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@Amanseeks making the mother of all omlettes
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@NEVERLOGGINGOUT wise wizard causes learning in Walmart
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