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@eris_nerung

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tropical nietzschean ; sun, salt, and sand enthusiast - "body I am entirely, and mind is only a word for something about the body"

outside of Brazil. not Brazil.
Joined January 2023
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@eris_nerung
secret eris
3 months
Medidation Is Terrible For You Actually is my favorite and actually true 'conspiracy theory'.
@nabeelqu
Nabeel S. Qureshi
3 months
Met a longtime meditator today who told me his inner monologue vanished and he missed it and regretted losing it. Also that he missed having some anxiety/neuroticism because it’s a useful source of fuel/drive. Meditation is great, but should come with a warning label.
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@eris_nerung
secret eris
1 month
i only just noticed t his guy said 1970. NINETEEN SEVENTY. just a little over fifty years ago. if you can't read a novel written in a year starting with "19", you can't read. you are illiterate. you possibly can't even speak. you are fully outside the symbolic order.
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secret eris
3 months
this hit a lot harder when i thought all these european landmarks were from like 1700, not 1300.
@NapoleonBonabot
Napoleon Bonaparte Appreciator
3 months
Friendly reminder that Notre-Dame de Paris is older than the Maori presence on New Zealand.
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@eris_nerung
secret eris
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@webdevMason it's almost as if there was human creativity in the training data.
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@eris_nerung
secret eris
1 year
@joaobebemorar @nuitsamedi "a piroca inteira ensopada não é real e não pode te machucar".
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secret eris
11 months
one of the most off-putting things leftists constantly do is to characterize as HUMILIATING, INHUMANE, DEGRADING (and uniquely created by ~capitalism~) certain practices that have been common since time immemorial because they provide practical solutions to persistent problems.
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secret eris
1 month
@altryne i never liked toys that talked for any reason . it's really weird and pushy that you're treating this as some huge mystery that NEEDS to be solved as if you can't imagine a kid simply not being that interested in talking to a robot.
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secret eris
1 year
one of the saddest things about you and your friends approaching/hitting 30 is how many of them start to notice things that were easy for them becoming harder and adopting a defeatist mindset, deciding there's nothing they can do about it and that's just how it is now.
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@eris_nerung
secret eris
3 months
sleep studies showed that medidators have much shitter sleep than non-medidators. medidators saw this & decided not to publish bc it was bad press, but apparently 'it is an open secret among instructors that if you medidate good and hard for long enough you stop sleeping".
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secret eris
1 year
if you get total black-out drunk and people tell you you didn't do anything bad beyond being visibly incapable of forming new memories, that means your mental health is in tip top shape despite other proof to the contrary.
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secret eris
1 year
everyone surprised at the overreactions to this must have forgotten that for a good 10 years this kind of thing was commented on in hostile accusatory articles titled "why white politeness is colonial violence" and "white eagerness to approach strangers violates black bodies".
@bannedyoangel
Ever Bless
1 year
I’m wheezing laughing
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@eris_nerung
secret eris
2 months
what exactly do you want argentina to do, import black people into their fucked economy?.
@LarryMadowo
Larry Madowo
2 months
I’ve been in Argentina for a week. I haven’t seen a single black person
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@eris_nerung
secret eris
8 months
call me crazy but i think smart girls who grew up neglecting their looks deserve better ways to conceptualize caring about their looks than just "very online ironic bimbo ultra acid mean girl (ironically!)".
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@eris_nerung
secret eris
1 month
tea without smell is just hot water.
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katie kadue
1 month
he TASTES the tea the madeleine was soaked in. stay in your lane smell lady.
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@eris_nerung
secret eris
4 months
seeing every single one of the marriages in my sister's friends circle collapse as they all approach/reach 40.
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@eris_nerung
secret eris
1 year
saw beautiful girl, glanced slightly so she wouldn't notice, accidentally made eye contact anyway. waited for her to walk past plus a few steps, turned around . she had turned around too.
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@eris_nerung
secret eris
2 years
having a gf sounds good until you realize you have to tell her she looks pretty every time you see her, you can't just think it, you have to say it out loud.
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secret eris
1 year
the most annoying thing about supposed deep untranslatable words from peoples who think much differently than ourselves is anyone who has ever translated anything knows that the truly "untranslatable" words tend to be the dumb everyday stuff like "fold".
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secret eris
3 months
the hidden deep secrets they are hiding behind 7 buddha proxies is just 'your life will be much worse but at least you'll get to teabag the normies from a moral high horse'. Just Say No.
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secret eris
6 months
there is one thing about female anatomy that you can never mention and it is the most vanilla thing ever but both sexes will get extremely mad if you bring it up-.
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secret eris
2 years
drunk teens are extremely based and lindy, strong sign of a vibrant thriving nation, japan is finally back.
@ManoVejta
Mano-San ⛩
2 years
meu amigo.
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secret eris
1 year
@_knucklebone @biocompound where are the GAMES.
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@eris_nerung
secret eris
3 months
so uh remember when people were prophesizing that women would come with pitchforks for AI girlfriends. um
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secret eris
3 months
a woman decided to plant a clover lawn instead of regular grass (?) and everyone got super mad and i couldn't figure out why. until today. when i found little clovers growing in every single pot in the house.
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secret eris
11 months
not having any sense of how DIRT POOR most of the human population has been through the entirety of history gives people a bizarre sense of entitlement to comforts and conveniences that were previously reserved for the absolute topmost.
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secret eris
4 months
easy: yudowski is not a philosopher by any real standard
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secret eris
2 months
when you really need to live up to your username
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secret eris
3 months
sorry for all the "glowing up isn't gonna fix your issues" girlies but losing fat, building muscle, and dressing better has in fact fixed many of my issues. or rather, it lifted a massive psychological burden off my back.
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secret eris
1 year
autists showing the neurotypicals around
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secret eris
1 month
@suhaib_zaino "cope harder" after begging people to come to your country and then spending the entire day fighting online. bro, you cope harder
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secret eris
11 months
i never tire of coming across examples of how poor people are "more similar" to rich people than either are to the middle class, once you see it you start noticing it everywhere.
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secret eris
3 months
@Xilo_K 10000% of the supposed benefits they report i acquired from Walking Outside Everyday. the other 0.00000001% were problems i never had in the first place because i preventatively never got into my head the idea that i "should medidate".
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secret eris
1 year
can't believe no one has disrupted the "going into the sea but having to leave your shit unattended" industry yet.
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secret eris
2 months
i'm a very Elevated, Classy, High Status whore actually. i only did drugs for Elevated spiritual reasons. i'm very marriable btw
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secret eris
3 months
1300 is like indisputable native status. yes this also applies to whatever "white" "settler" populations you might wish to bring up.
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secret eris
1 year
im so whitepilled on People Are Generally Good Actually i voted blue without even entertaining the possibility my life might be at risk.
@lisatomic5
lisatomic
1 year
if *everyone* chooses red, everyone lives.if *most* people choose blue, everyone lives. which do you hope most people will choose?.
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secret eris
3 months
i used to hear this about 'jhana' only. i honestly don't care to differentiate between different brands of the same detrimental umbrella - it's bad for you, all of it.
@onforgetting
NewUser (sebastian)
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@eris_nerung I few people have taken their lives after acquiring serious mental illness from meditation induced insomnia well at vipassana meditation retreats. There is a podcast about it.
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secret eris
3 months
i can't begin to tell you how brazil-coded it is to ban abortion, implement import tariffs, put crooks in political positions, and have zero sense of decorum
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@NickJFuentes
Nicholas J. Fuentes
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Your body, my choice. Forever.
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secret eris
8 months
i sit around in sexy lingerie all day
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@memescentrai
memes
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As a girl I can confirm
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secret eris
11 months
idk man it just feels disrespectful towards life itself to consider a lot of this stuff *demeaning*.
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secret eris
9 months
wait do normal people who get angry at weirdos get angry at weirdos because. they think they're "doing it on purpose"? that weirdos are just normal people deliberately putting on an act?.
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secret eris
10 months
well, i imagine they ate potatoes/rice and other calorie-dense simple-textured foods that are relatively consistent in taste, appearance, etc. it's not rare to find records of people with weird repetitive eating habits (iirc napoleon himself required his food always be the same).
@CitizenNill
Tribune of the Plebs
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This is so retardes. What did people do before McDonalds existed? Died? I can't believe people take this seriously.
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secret eris
4 months
ppl be making fun of this being a purse as if that wasn't the most important human invention that marked the moment when we finally stopped being stuck in the present moment and developed a sense of "future".
@BrianRoemmele
Brian Roemmele
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The 3D Gell Printer.
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secret eris
11 months
walking up to all the people dying of malaria and malnutrition, doomed to a life of drinking contaminated water and shitting in a hole on the ground and telling them "just medidate bro"
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secret eris
5 months
for the record, i do not live in brazil. any posts depicting brazilian landscapes were taken before the ban. i am now a digital nomad, away from terras tupiniquins, and definitely not using a VPN
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ever since i started eating meat *a lot* more frequently (6-7 times a week as opposed to 1-3) i noticed the scary arrhythmia i used to get super often* is almost completely gone. so i'm guessing. it wasn't anxiety*, it was some actual nutritional deficiency?.
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secret eris
1 year
i am going to kill myself.
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secret eris
2 years
i can't believe masturbating to people you know was so vilified as some kind of violation, i can't think of anything more natural and normal than that.
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secret eris
8 months
no fault divorce ban would be huge for the husband poisoning industry though. all roads lead back to big pharma.
@CartoonsHateHer
Cartoons Hate Her!
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People cheering on a “no-fault divorce ban” are failing to consider that such a ban would make it nearly impossible for a man to leave his wife if she ages or gains weight.
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secret eris
3 months
@FeralPHunter the enemy has always been a few old men. hoarding bitches and resources, demanding deference, actually being on top of the hierarchy, throwing their entire sex under the bus.
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secret eris
8 months
fashion is fun. fitness is fun. make-up is fun. beauty is fun! *and* it's also a huge industry, a massive part of the economy, it's art, and it's a craft that a lot of people study, practice and take very seriously.
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secret eris
1 month
pouring one out for the guy I matched on tinder in february, talked to all night, and then ghosted, who's been sending me "hey" "hi" two times a week ever since. sent me happy new years today. i am so sorry.
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secret eris
1 year
i've been going through the tabs i left open "to read later" and actually reading them so that i can close them, but this is actually increasing the overall number of tabs.
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secret eris
1 year
it becomes REALLY DIFFICULT to talk about a topic once you've understood it deeply and mastered the material.
@eshear
Emmett Shear
1 year
I was told recently that I should stop posting on a topic until I've understood it more deeply and mastered the material. That seems to me to be backwards. It is exactly the material with which you are thinking the hardest and evolving your thoughts on which you should write.
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secret eris
8 months
you don't have to hide your interest in it behind seven hundred fifty four layers of irony, call yourself a "dumb bitch", or post ironic misogynistic memes to make sure everyone knows although you look put together now you're still Smart.
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secret eris
8 months
every single one of these things already came straight from established science, philosophy, policymaking, engineering. etc, over 50 years ago
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secret eris
2 years
went to psychiatrist.he has autistic wife.he clocked the 'tism in less than 20 minutes.
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secret eris
6 months
guys it was just cervix no big revelation so sorry. Big Girl won't let u say anything other than "hurts like hell" and Big Guy won't let u say anything bc they think u need 30 cm to reach there.
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1 year
especially when it comes to physical fitness, mobility, and health. you see them start to complain about back pain as if it was their inescapable fate to be on muscle relaxants for their rest of their lives now.
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secret eris
2 years
men will be like "this is my favorite song" and put on the ambient noise from an oil rig.
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secret eris
3 months
"tpot" median IQ has really taken a hit if we're getting atheist redditors walzing in here instructing people to expose themselves to the ideas of. richard dawkins.
@LordSedicious
Randall Barnes
3 months
@eris_nerung @tenobrus Understanding that "Darwinian malware" applies perfectly well is the absolute bare minimum to being taken seriously on the subject of biology. You're sorely lacking knowledge here. Watch Dawkins' Christmas lectures.
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secret eris
6 months
i was horny for one split second then i remembered this and now i'm just going to sleep vaguely annoyed now.
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secret eris
1 year
this is what motivated the "hiding likes and rts count" decision btw
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secret eris
4 months
@uncle_deluge you can just do things.
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secret eris
1 year
you can fold clothing.you can fold egg whites.you can fold your arms.you can fold a hand of cards.you can -fold numbers.you can even BELONG to a fold. you cannot do all of these things in, say, portuguese.
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secret eris
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i'm getting "come to NYC" rather than "come to san francisco" dms now, starting to believe there's a real vibe shift.
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secret eris
9 months
having a strong sense of "no, i am better than this" is so underrated.
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secret eris
7 months
i would like to thank our lord and jupiterian savior emmanuel macron for providing us with so much delicious RW cope
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secret eris
2 years
if you go out with someone who Works Out and Is Clearly Fit what exactly is the etiquette, are you supposed to whip yourself into shape too.
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secret eris
6 months
daily reminder to take a moment to appreciate it if you're pain free and all your electronics are working.
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secret eris
9 months
eris x mechanical bull 01
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secret eris
4 months
what the fuck is a "dating doc" just find a guy you like and start interacting.
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secret eris
1 year
idk if knowing it's AI generated makes a huge difference but there's a certain frictionlessness to everything generated, be it text, image, or video, that makes it very difficult for me to *pay attention*.
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Charlie Holtz
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even the sora mistakes are mesmerizing
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secret eris
5 months
this was my final day in Brazil btw. i have since taken a plane out west to Argentina. i've been using a VPN to post from my home IP
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secret eris
1 year
"but the noun saudade means-" do you have any idea how flexible, handy, and UTTERLY UNTRANSLATABLE *ALL* of your phrasal verbs are.
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secret eris
8 months
don't demean or belittle the shit you like. show it the respect it deserves.
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secret eris
10 months
another thing i'm noticing is that these women are all very. attached to being a very specific "kind of person", and are extremely quick to cringe and wince at any outing, location, etc that does not fit their very specific pigeon hole. do normies just. live like this?.
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secret eris
10 months
decided to background noise watch the much maligned "sex and the city" and so far what has scandalized me the most was that the last straw that made one of them drop a guy was him wondering what kind of mushroom was in his mushroom risotto . these women are not human.
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secret eris
2 months
how do i explain to people that i'm broke BROKE for real but i'm also fully confident im gonna own a beachfront duplex at some point in the next 5-8 years.
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secret eris
1 year
@arrombida habitat natural do brasileiro médio é piso de cerâmica branco de rejunte acinzentado, parede branca e mobilia genérica em MDF da casas bahia com as madeiras cada uma de uma cor. coloca uma aesthetics uma cor o brasileiro tem convulsão cai fica se debatendo no chão a garganta fech
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1 year
shocking: the crankiest, most inflexible, most disagreeable person you've ever met demands all around themselves be on their best agreeable behavior at all times.
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6 months
dudes love to say this as some kind of blackpill to terrorize girls, not counting on us chuckling and thinking "yea sure and that was me".
@signulll
signüll
6 months
most men only truly fall in love once (that’s the peak), if that peak doesn’t work out, no other woman will ever reach or beat that peak no matter what but that’s completely okay—they’ll always have those memories.
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secret eris
5 months
the other crabs don't want you to know there is no bucket. you can always adjust your definition of "important".
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Being friends with people in their 20s can be entertaining just for the fact some that some of them still think they’re Important and you can watch it dawn on them in real time.
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secret eris
2 years
no woman looks good in "sundresses" because "sundresses" are, as a rule, ill-fitting polyester monstrosities worn wholly un-ironed by girls who think pandering to the most extreme male tastes will spare them the chore of learning to style themselves.
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secret eris
3 months
like. in pots in entirely different rooms. how are they even making their way there, nature is amazing.
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secret eris
4 months
@AnechoicMedia_ and yet somehow i, female, bad at sports, and from an entirely different country, could easily imagine how i'd feel and even how "i" could become an NBA player, however unlikely the scenario. curious.
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5 months
okay, twitter completely dead on the PC now. still sorta working on the phone, unsure how long. farewell.
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secret eris
1 year
if you wanna have a taste of how cyberpunk reality already is, try using a single credit card for all your subscriptions then having the bank block it for no reason. every normal everyday thing you use, suddenly walled off and/or littered with red warnings.
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secret eris
11 months
beyond the "street smarts" and reliance on personal connections, there's also a lot of opportunities that are either offered only to the poor (by government, charities, etc) or only *taken* by the poor (free shit *aimed* at the poor, which middle class isn't comfortable taking).
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secret eris
9 months
it's insane how much of the economy is not about creating value. the current state of the economy is not what it would look like if we went "hey i wanna create cost-efficient products that serve the public good".
@natural_hazard
Hazard
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good example of the general vibes and tactics used to haze people into fucked up social orders and institutions without ever having to defend them. you just mock people who don't know the scam is a scam
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secret eris
1 year
no culture? no roots? feeling lost? just Make Shit Up!. making shit up: extremely lindy for isolated peoples.
@crimkadid
Uriah
2 years
A useful model would be to compare Dark Age Europeans to 16th century shepherds who in their isolation from village life frequently developed eccentric or downright pagan religious beliefs. "Asked how many gods there were, one said 'a hundred', another 'a thousand'".
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soon delet picspam <3
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secret eris
2 months
most normal death cultist:.
@louisvarge
Louis Arge
2 months
meditation is so crazy bc i legitimately feel 1/5th as many emotions as before, and the change seems utterly permanent. i do nothing to maintain it. all it cost was 400 hours up-front and now life is just better forever.
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secret eris
5 months
8am good morning from the ballet studio (say it back)
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secret eris
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@steelydante my prediction is 2010s style feminism is gonna be fully resuscitated as the "based right-wing radfems" and the "tradwives" start aging, getting divorced without a safety net, getting more blatant attacks with trump in power, etc.
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1 year
like yes it's funny and light hearted but people are pattern-matching & projecting very real takes they have seen before onto it, it's stupid but it's not completely ungrounded. you can probably *still* find stuff like that in relation to this very same video, today.
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2 years
kinda feels like there's a key period while getting attached to someone in which, if they stop responding properly, things just completely drop off to never recover to the same level again.
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secret eris
26 days
i like posting about lingerie because contrary to victorias secret psyopping, straight men hate lingerie actually. it's for the girls, tgirls, gays, and sissies.
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secret eris
26 days
covering up my house lingerie with slightly more skin-covering errands lingerie.
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1 year
this was the first chair they managed to manufacture as a single integral piece through plastic injection molding and this mfer made it out of wood, joining several separate parts together
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@3CC0__
eccö
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Plastic Chair in Wood by Maarten Baas (2008)
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secret eris
8 months
i uhhhhhh got uhh laid off?.
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