Of_Uncertain_Age 🍉(she/they)
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Poet, writer, working class antiheroine, K-pop ahjumma fan. A cultured prole in my third act. Cheers.
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@kennedytcooper
If I had seen a drag show as a small child, I would have thought, "Oh, dress-up! Pretty!"
And I think, for kids, it's dress-up, make-believe: a colorful, fun, over the top experience where everything's fab and nobody hurts. Kiddie beauty pageants, however... 🤬🤬🤬
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@fridahalo
I've said it before, but can't say it enough: If you're a doctor and a patient talks about suicidal ideation, DON'T CALL THE COPS. EVER. Police only make matters worse.
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@uncagedrat
At this point, six of the "Justices" have forfeited their right to privacy. So no, I'm not sorry if they're discomfited.
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@SpiritofLenin
The more I learn about American history, the less I respect the sanitized version I received between kindergarten and 12th grade.
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@midnight_pals
(In the distance, Matt Walsh cackles maniacally.)
Matt Walsh: They've taken the bait, the fools. Soon they'll be drones in my tradwife army!
(Michael Knowles, kneeling, gazes up at Matt.)
Knowles: I love you, Daddy.
Walsh: Change my diaper, Mikey. Daddy went boom boom.
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@ScholarlySpoon
"Democracy," Leonard Cohen.
"I Ain't Marching Anymore," Phil Ochs
"Fight the Power," Public Enemy
"Killing in the Name," Rage Against the Machine
"A Gospel, " The Style Council
" Take Off Your Swastika," Phranc
"Mercy Mercy Me (The Ecology)," Marvin Gaye
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@zei_squirrel
You forgot Matt Walsh, failed stand-up comic turned tradcath scold. His "children's" book and "documentary" can only flourish because he's in the Daily Wire hothouse.
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@Talwynsilverha1
@Femboi_Canis
An allusion to the "blood libel" trope, i.e., using the blood of murdered Christian children to prepare matzo for Passover.
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@TrayBridgewater
I can't afford to live in an efficiency, never mind a one bedroom apartment. I have to decide whether to care for my mental health or my physical health. My landlady has, more than once, threatened to throw me out. She has also threatened to destroy my belongings if I die.
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@JoshuaPotash
Tired: ratting out people for not paying fares
Wired: making public transit affordable
Inspired: making public transit free, with upgraded vehicles and service
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The comments on this tweet are beyond belief. Seems the SEC is a hotbed of Christian Zionist frat bullies.
Then again, they're just carrying on as their ancestors did, just without the hoods and burning crosses.
We have LSU students chanting at Hamas Glampers that they have zero SEC championships
No matter how long I live, I won’t top this
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@LilySimpson1312
And then there's Ouagadougou, the school for the African continent, where wandless magic is treated as primitive and backwards.
Funny, with all the ways that one can tamper with wands, I should think it a good thing to know how to cast spells without them.
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@spyturtle96
"Domestic supply of infants": is it me, or is Alito hinting at great replacement theory?
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@I_amMukhtar
Just when you think she's reached the depths of depravity, she sinks to a deeper depth.
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@shaun_vids
I don't know why anyone buys into the whole Tony Stark/prodigy/wunderkind hype. Elon Musk is more like The Batman Who Laughs.
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@keffals
Shame on the cops. Shame on the school district. Shame on every last Tennessee politician who said yes to trans elimination.
And everlasting shame on her parents for not protecting her
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Timely reminder:
Kids are still in concentration camps.
#AbolishICE
Y’ALL
A south Texas child concentration camp is now at 729% of its legal capacity!
“Some of the boys said conditions were so overcrowded that they had to take turns sleeping on the floor”
Children are going hungry and are only able to shower once every seven days!
ABOLISH ICE
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@peterdaou
I am reminded of
@JimHightower
and his wonderful book There's Nothing in the Middle of the Road but Yellow Stripes and Dead Armadillos.
(Note to self: time to reread.)
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@JordanUhl
@cmclymer
The side without the cops and fascists fanboys looks like a jolly party. If I were in DC, I would be there
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@Hanine09
When I worked at a local supermarket, and saw felafel, bourek, and za'atar in the kosher sections, it just boggled my mind.
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@elonmusk
If by "socialist," you mean "oligarch hellbent on acquiring money," then congratulations.
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@notCursedE
Talking about Magdalen Berns, whose transphobia also had a massive mix of antisemitism for bad measure?
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@gwensnyderPHL
I dunno. DeSantis and his staff are pretty cozy with the fash and fash adjacentm
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@Ellethevillain
Especially infuriating: the sniveling, gutless wonders of the Uvalde PD got a fatter budget for essentially doing fuck all while a dude they could have intercepted murdered 21 people.
Blood is on the hands of every Uvalde cop who stood by. They're accessories to the crime.
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@Esqueer_
And then they'll say: "How dare you accuse us of stoking violence? We only want to protect children!"
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@qarkers
@DuskDaUmbreon
@HolyHeretics
@A9Collective
@newvangelicals
@MattWalshBlog
In his "documentary," Walsh featured a picture of a trans teen, post-top surgery, without consent of the teen or his parents.
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@_beefcakeii_
@UnityNewsNet
@jordanbpeterson
Prolly thinks the man is a valiant warrior against Communism.
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@Jesse_Brenneman
Look back a bit to see how Fauci (and the CDC) responded to the AIDS crisis of the 80s and 90s.
Not much better than the response to Covid, sad to say.
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@REAP_LGBTQ
Shocked but not surprised. Baylor is, after all, a Southern Baptist affiliated university.
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@midnight_pals
(Meanwhile, in an abandoned movie theater, Matt Walsh fumes. Michael Knowles kneels at his feet.)
Matt Walsh: How dare Joanne try to rehabilitate Graham Linehan! She should get me an appearance on BBC!
Michael Knowles: Daddy, do you need a nap?
Walsh: Get me the Sweet Baby!
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@JamiePurser1
@draw_gregory
I think Christofascists read this essay and treat it as a "how to" manual.
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@StephGrisham45
@FLOTUS
Strength? Individuality? Integrity?! 😂😂😂😭😭😭😵😵😵
Tell me another one. I love a good fairytale.
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@infinite_scream
When you view children as property (see: Shapiro, Walsh, et al) the idea that they're human beings with moral agency is outrageous.
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@setoacnna
A poem where a woman is nothing more than the sum of her body parts and her fertility. Lovely.
Vogon poetry is less excruciating.
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@BadSunAK
@StatesUnity
@MeetMckayla
@VoteAshcraft
@RebeccaforWA
@HeidiSloanForTX
@Oseguera2020
@remmons2020
@Maebe_A_Girl
@aishabbwahab
Happily, Debbie Wasserman Schultz is being primaried from the left by
@JENFL23
. Now to find challengers for Representatives Mucarsel Powell, Wilson, and Shalala.
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@charliekirk11
@NFL
Poor baby. Those mean football players refusing to entertain you no matter what...here, let me get you a coloring book and a Pokémon onesie, pumpkin.
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@diannaeanderson
Imagine the uproar if you used "they/them" when speaking of God. Though, technically, one could, if one holds the premise that God is neither male nor female, and is a triune being.
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@MattWalshBlog
Teachers pay for school supplies out of pocket. They organize classrooms before the first day of school. They work on lesson plans, grade assignments, encourage students to do well. And many of them can't buy houses; they take flak from parents and pundits; r
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@MuslimIQ
@jvgraz
Since nobody is willing to prosecute Ms Shelby for murdering Terence Crutcher, then let every *human* being who can heap scorn, shame, and derision on
#BettyTheButcher
. She deserves nothing less.
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@twambammaam
@chimenesuleyman
Oh yes, because what is more bright and bon vivant than a champagne brunch while LGBTQ+ people are fighting conversion therapy and the elimination of trans rights?
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@RuleBrexitannia
Serving at the behest of a patriarchal system does not a feminist make. Fvck the patriarchy, fvck the monarchy, and fvck Maggie Thatcher!
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@travis_robert
Some irrational fear that "third places" might encourage people from different parts of the city might actually stop to talk over coffee, get involved with communities and (horrors!) enjoy a place that's separate from work or home, that feels human.
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@JordanUhl
@BenjaminPDixon
If the young man wants abortion to stop, he has a few options: he can use condoms when having sex; he can get a vasectomy; he can learn to respect his partners; and he can lose the delusion that he is entitled to sex, no matter what.
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@JessicaValenti
Great idea! Whenever the Westboro Death Cult brings the hate, the locals should bring the funk!
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@SergioStalino
I took a Lyft to the ER because an ambulance ride would've been more expensive.
I couldn't pay a $5000 deductible and got sent home after foot surgery.
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I work in a supermarket. I get no paid sick leave. I can't tell you how many of my coworkers come to work while sick.
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@conservmillen
No, my biggest takeaway from the Josh Duggar case is that he presented himself as an upright, god honoring family man when he quite plainly was not.
So lay off the martyrbation, 'k petal?
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@JustinTHaskins
@jordanbpeterson
Chucky's not returning the wealth plundered from the former colonies. He's not proposing reparations. He's thinking of saying "sorry." A nice gesture, but hollow.
I think you and Doctor Scurvy need to knock back some hard cider and chill out.
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@midnight_pals
Elon Musk is that annoying next door who brings scrapple and anchovy quiche to the neighborhood potluck.
Clive Barker is bae. Great to see him outwit Space Karen.
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@EclecticRadical
@ZeynabDay
@RevBlackNetwork
Millionaires in the service of billionaires. They have no place in a civil society.
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*clears throat*
Seriously, I need your help. I'm due to be served an eviction notice tomorrow. (If it happens later, will let you know.) I need to have my phone on, so I can call people to get my stuff out, and if possible, into storage.
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@LilySimpson1312
Sorry, I should have written Uagadou. She may have looked at a map of Africa and seen the capital of Burkina Faso
Again, apologies for getting the name wrong. I should have Googled.
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I have just received a letter from my landlord regarding eviction. If I don't come up with $2330 by tomorrow, I am out on my rear. I really don't know what to do. 🆘🆘🆘
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@JoshuaPotash
When the pandemic first took hold, I was surprised and delighted that Miami-Dade made public transit free, while adhering to distancing and mask protocols. Free transit allowed me to get around without worry.
When they brought back fares, it broke my heart. Shameful.
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@comradeaux
Children dying in Yemen, Gaza, and the West Bank, to Biden, are "collateral damage," abstract, unlike children in the US. I don't think it occurs to him that these children want peace, want to play and learn and dream of a better world. That they love and are greatly loved.
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@johniadarola
Elon Musk.
Jeff Bezos.
Bill Gates.
Warren Buffett.
Peter Thiel.
Richard Branson.
J. K. Rowling.
Kenneth Copeland.
The Mercer family.
The Walton family.
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@HumanistReport
I think he might just go the ex-gay route, when that happens. Somehow I don't see Christian Walker taking to the streets for his rights, never mind the rights of LGBTQ people he doesn't know.
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@midnight_pals
In an alternate universe, Steven King kidnaps Lou Bega and forces him to compose more mambos.
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@KristalLuna_
@ErinInTheMorn
@Shopify
@TwitterSafety
Chaya Raichik said she was doubling down, as did Matt Walsh. Not exactly surprising.
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@JCalebJones
@roddreher
Peace be to you, sir. And again, may the Lord have mercy on your soul. Bye now.
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@KaelTheGod
@CinemaWinner
@jk_rowling
A world where slavery is the norm, the goblins are written as blatant antisemitic stereotypes, fatphobia is comedy, and Hogwarts students who are not white and English are no better than cardboard cutouts? A magical world that feels all too much like this one. Okay.
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@JoshuaPotash
Two million for a glorified shoe box. One without a proper bathroom. Thank you but no.
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@davidsirota
Both, probably. But it's never too early to hate on Bernie Sanders...who are so fond of reminding us that he's an old white guy, and, of course, "not a Democrat."
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@midnight_pals
So did Mary Shelley bring the shiv? Did she also get hold of Ursula LeGuin and Terry Pratchett?
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@StellarGrips
@kat_blaque
You and me both. His regime in Florida is a dress rehearsal for something far more horrific.
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@JoshuaPHilll
Chaya Raichik is welcome to take the next flight to the sun. I don't have to tolerate her, or any of the people supporting her.
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Hey. Hi.
It's a fucking long shot, I know. But I need to ask. I don't know if the sheriff is coming tomorrow, Friday, or next week. But I need $2380 within the next 12-72 hours, in order to pay the rent.
I also need $200 for a storage unit, groceries, and cell service.
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@DanWritehead
Easier to love the sentimental notion of happy families, where the tables are full, the kids are rosy cheeked, and nothing is out of place.
Caring for the people around you requires leaving your comfort zone and confronting how messy life can be.
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@BarakRavid
@CIJ_ICJ
@AlanDersh
Nothing says "Our nation is beyond reproach" quite like a lawyer who helped OJ beat the murder rap, had Norman Finkelstein blacklisted, defended Jeffrey Epstein and, quite possibly committed SA with underage girls himself.
Wishing you and your law team hell.
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