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googling "legal highs" and then turning my car on in the garage with the door closed
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(safe and comfortable at home) everyone is trying to fucking kill me
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HER: what are your favourite novels?
ME: (forgot to tab over to google) cool novels for weird online marxist guy
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same goes for anyone who thinks this guy is funny tbh
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can't wait to be murdered by my tortured son "Selected Ambient Works 85-92" when he comes of age
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there does not exist a single israeli, or supporter of israel who is truly human
BREAKING | Israeli settlers storm the walls of Sde Teman torture facility in the Negev to defend the Israeli soldiers who tortured and sexually assaulted a Palestinian prisoner, leading to his hospitalization.
They broke through to protest any investigation.
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man israelis are hilariously insufferable.... so consistently and uniformly awful too, it's really quite something
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ah the dickriders have arrived. it’s sunday, evaluate your life
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help me find one trillion of my worst enemies
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my dad's in the cardiac care unit right now - blood clots in the lungs. says he's feeling better for the moment
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lol
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apparently he's okay! im just a hyper vigilant cat owner
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a girl hit on me last night by saying "i think you're very pretty" which was honestly refreshing as hell
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@jasondotnews
tell us more about the
#HeartTransplant
in your bio. this is a shameful way to live if you ever planned to become a donor but even worse if you received one only to live your life like this
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even if this guy was clearly the good guy here and everything he says about this girl is legit (ill go on record saying i don't take his word for it for one second) -- posting about your ex like this online makes you a massive fucking loser
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help me find my acquaintances
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got sushis blood work back. pancreas is a little worse, he's anemic (but we will give him a multi vitamin) - he has "an allergy or parasite"??? but the biggest of news: HIS KIDNEYS HAVE IMPROVED!! markedly, since may. so so so thankful for this
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i'm scared
@energy_residual
I can DM you details... It's a 5 bedroom 2 bath house that needs a bit of work
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im in actual tears over this
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i don't think you should drink & drive at any age
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god dammit i fucking hate texting anybody over 45 years old
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buddy i am not responding to this. you are on thin ice
i am enraged at the guy who cuts my hair
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this is the greatest instagram story ive ever seen
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lenin would hang out with me and smoke blunts and listen to actress and enjoy the daiquiris i would make for him
lenin would be a DSA rightist btw. or at the very least he'd utterly despise the DSA "left" for being infantile jackasses
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i never jerked off with those guys, peace and love
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sushi has injured his eye again. burst blood vessel i guess or whatever it was from high blood pressure. that's only one month after the last time. i think he's okay for the moment but i am really stressed
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first i thought this was american psycho then i thought it was jeremy fragrance
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this gentleman was trying to get a job as a male stripper and wound up in the restaurant. turns out "muscle men male revue" is in toronto, alabama instead of toronto, ontario. gave him a drink on me
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sorry about your thing but my home is comfortable
Having a day where you don’t leave the house at all is straight up insane person behavior. Genuinely can’t wrap my head around that
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except she didn't block any of us because she's literally engagement farming. which is why that quote tweet will be my last direct interaction with this account
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i didn't update you all on this and i apologize. my dad's out of the hospital and feeling better - he's on blood thinners
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wish sushi and i good luck at the vet tomorrow morning!
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this girl i know got attacked at a bar last night and created a group chat about it asking for help for some reason and some guy replied "peace and love from sunny california"
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do you have a license for that sitar mr whiteboy?
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drugs and alcohol mostly
how is anyone not filled with fear and anxiety 24/7
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labour camp
I really find this stat hard to believe... just exported my
#DoorDash
data to confirm, and i spent $25K last year just on that... how is anyone living on $40K/yr ?
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felt obvious to me that you can't see someone's likes tab but what's blowing my mind is that you can't click on a post and see the list of people who liked it lmao
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i am having a severely difficult time right now
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i hate the united states of israel so fucking much it's unreal
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BREAKING NEWS: man arrested for calling in bomb threat to "hegelian egirl convention"
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always wondered what compels people to say shit like this
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oh my fucking god. locked for 12 hours because of this?
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muted at like 200 likes as per usual but just saw this is the fourth post to break 10k likes in like two days. convinced the "algorithm" or whatever has a mind of its own
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when people say "the other first responders are good though"
Medics across the U.S. have been quietly injecting sedatives to subdue people detained by police.
Dozens of deaths reveal the practice carries risks, AP finds.
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my ex texting me "does he still get his meds and stuff?" after i sent her a picture of sushi playing... what the fuck do you mean, yes. they need to be given every day
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having really fucking annoying wisdom tooth pain and tenderness today
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worked a party for a law firm last night and it's so funny how 80% of men who get these jobs make the conscious decision to become scotch enthusiasts. like it's part of the identity
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sushi's mood is stabilized. he seems comfortable and unbothered. but i am getting the feeling he's going to have vision loss soon. that one eye is now way more dilated than the other... he played just fine so it's okay for now but i am concerned.
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the post that got me suspended
I wrote this tweet and I hope we can find the person who wrote such beautiful prose one day
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absolutely fucking murdered
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just passed a girl on the street wearing the whole leather armour set from morrowind
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haha wow that's so low
if a man tells you he makes ‘six figures’ he make $105,000 a year
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called 3 vets they said this is an emergency. so we are going in. he's asleep peacefully so i am finishing my cereal first
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i just got paid 98 grand for calling you gay
Update for my Twitter fan club…
No longer looking for a part-time job because I get paid like this for making TikTok videos (I guess you could say I’m professionally funny now?)
Thanks for watching my pockets, though! Still fat just like me. 😉
Happy Monday!
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i bet that feels good as hell for the sun
JUST IN - Sun ejects the third X class solar flare within 24 hours: X6.37, the most powerful flare of the current cycle.
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marvin demon
coldest names ever:
- bane
- johnny knoxville
- billy butcher
- van helsing
- wolfgang amadeus mozart
- victor von doom
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thinking of tweeting "there should be a holiday where everyone celebrates it on a different day" and hiding the replies of anyone who says "birthday"
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who gives a fuck you stayed mad all day and failed to ratio a guy who has 1/64th of your followers on here because everybody save for a small circle of rabid freaks hates you
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the real tragedy is noisy trouser video being taken down. reposting lol
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the NFTs are feeding jimmy pieces of his own brain like hannibal. never seen somebody so thoroughly double fried
Very soon, girls who use the internet will be viewed exactly the same way as girls who have slept with 100+ men
The only way for a girl to retain purity will be to stay far away — and all self-respecting men will immediately break up with their women if they catch them using the
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not done but im doing it please spare me
if i don't post proof that i have set my music equipment back up in my living room today you all need to come together to hunt me and kill me
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ok look the dj seinfeld burial edit is mid but im still struggling to find out why a dj playing a mid ass edit is news in any way shape or form it happens literally all the time
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my co worker called me last night and got all emotional cause shes worried i might totally lose it if sushi dies cause she perceives how much i love him and it was sweet but it's like.. it's precisely because i know he won't be around forever that i cherish him so
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tweet went viral. time to be off putting
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well past my limit of seeing photos of IDF soldiers posing with or in women's underwear while grinning like a fucking school child. hope every one of them meets a decisive and painful end
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WOMAN: you're hot
ME: hey boys she said im hot do you think she's flirting with me?
BOYS: hard to tell man can't quite be sure
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another night of staying relatively sober at the late night bar gig. pleased with myself but need to keep it up
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just found out my dad's best friend passed away. he was there since i was really young. RIP andrew v v 💖
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lmfao an uber driver who only knows me cause some psycho bitch brought him to my place saw me on the street picking up my food and flagged me down. gonna bring him in for a beer
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people are going to get mad at me again because they don't understand humour
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i am actively wasting my life right now in this very moment and i am not sure how to stop
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after playing the gig the other day i think maybe i don't give a fuck about DJing anymore i just wanna make tender emotional sounds and savage fucked up noise
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