@HistoryNewbie
my parrot has been gone a month. when i get dressed i think “ boy, rose is gonna have a fit when she sees this new shirt”. think i think no. no, she’s not. fly free newbie: fly free, rosie
@Ziggys_Duck
he had a thing in the new york times metropolitan section. they spend a sunday with an interesting person. he talked a lot about his marinara sauce.
@curtisp_johnson
@Ziggys_Duck
true story. we took in a stray kitten at work. i named him tyrell. one of my vets adopted him and changed his name to huck.
i turned down her next raise
@AoDespair
my greataunt dora had a big green gross number in her arm. when i was a little kid i was always wtf is that about. but my great uncle simon was bald with a french accent so that was also really fascinating
@HistoryNewbie
i found birdie’s little bell in a drawer and smiled, thinking how she liked it. i put it on a shelf where her perch was and i looked at it a lot yesterday
@HistoryNewbie
barry white came on the radio and my heart broke a little thinking about how birdie loved disco. my husband bought her a village people greatest hits for her birthday
@HistoryNewbie
it’s really weird losing a pet when you’re a veterinarian. people can’t seem to understand that you’re suffering and processing loss like anyone else.
@AoDespair
my dad loved ralph kramden like he loved cronkite, fdr, and ed murrow. that was his pantheon. an atheist lefty jew but a man has to have a faith