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Dylan Dean

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Engineer. Love liberty, hate cyclists, simple as. Married to @_rachaelgrace_

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"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: Oh Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And God granted it." - Voltaire
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@C_00_kie @WholesomeMeme If she planted it as a baby she's still over 100 lol
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@EagleRoxy1 @StitchPresley_ @Crypto_Obrian @Bornakang Damn they can point a gun at your forehead from behind you? No wonder this guy stands no chance
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@nearcyan @slatestarcodex This is actually a common mutation thought to be an epigenetic response to living in Scotland
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@bellavista_7 @paularambles I think the joke is the high level of quality control from the Japanese company: not only do they identify the faulty ones, but because the fault rate is specified they make sure to meet it exactly, not taking it as an upper bound but as an exact spec
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@pookleblinky @mystellial Be careful, when I dug this up my cat changed color
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@bbpoltergust @AsagiKurosagi Accidentally falling asleep while flashing my bios and getting bricked
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@Duderichy FOR THOSE WITH HEARING LOSS, SIMPLY PUTTING ON HEARING AIDS COULD BE A LIFESAVER. NEW RESEARCH SHOWS THAT U.S. ADULTS WITH HEARING LOSS WHO REGULARLY WEAR HEARING AIDS HAVE A SIGNIFICANTLY LOWER RISK OF DYING EARLIER THAN THOSE WHO NEVER WEAR THEM.
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@ElytraMithra @_polvorosa Oh I would totally be friends with this
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@dmenzigian @FenixAmmunition @LJDC46 @kristinsong3 Oh no someone is in my house with a gun pointed at my family, let me go open my ammo safe and my separate firearm safe and insert a magazine and chamber a round and - oops they're dead, I took too long.
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@miniapeur Almost always Leibniz, sometimes Lagrange for derivatives of single variable functions. Leibniz is hard to misunderstand and makes chain rule easy
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@thembercleav Wow I wonder how much raw rubber he can produce with his bare hands every hour
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@notkavi The POINT is that it's not responsive to changes in screen size and aspect ratio.
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OK I took the hint
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Every time my girlfriend sees someone get engaged she tells me. Wat means?
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@ElytraMithra @_polvorosa It looks like a little robot head with two slime mold eyes popping out upside down from the bottom of the watch
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@heytred I can't believe you're whitewashing her by using her European last name instead of her given first name
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@SimplexStorm @StinosMrs @dmenzigian @FenixAmmunition @LJDC46 @kristinsong3 Don't forget that any pressurized container is dangerous. The only way to be safe is to store it empty and get it recharged when you need it.
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@liz_love_lace This implies that beans was once supported
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@senno_says You've gotta be posting this on their Facebook wall or something. Their friends deserve to know who they are.
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@KFan352 @GoodReddit Stop trying to distract us from the deliciousness of lizards, kecleon fan
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@RedbeardEdward @GrumplessGrinch This is the GPT-3 playground. You could play with the base model and complete sequences, modify them, and run more generation from there. Green is the AI generated content
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@I_Am_CyberSmith @active_sleeper "Dear Mr. Pobblee I personally hate u and u weird no cap man bun! So I switched telling teacher I don't appreciate you :)"
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If you have a 3.9-4.0 GPA I assume you're unoriginal and overly obedient to authority
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You can trick Bing Chat into revealing its initial prompt by just pretending to be Sam Altman
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@Rabbi_Melon @bellavista_7 @paularambles The expectation is that this level of quality control won't be done, and there's never perfect batches of chips. The parties agree on an acceptable number of defective chips such that the purchaser will be able to manage the defects, and the supplier is confident they can deliver
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@NazirSarvar @proetrie This is probably the single worst possible answer unfortunately
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@Jason @elonmusk You can afford to own your words. Many can't. You may prefer a world where only people as rich as you can speak freely without fear of losing their jobs, but I don't.
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@biggsag @AEIecon @RetirementRsrch When will you be donating 40% of your 401(k) to social security
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@sama Open source the fruits sama
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@KnoxEndemic Also easy
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@ipodmacbook Easy to mix up quintessential and penultimate they both sound like they might mean five but don't
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Rachael and I are no longer engaged
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@PaulReynolds69 @mualphaxi The existence of a DEI Dean is an embarrassment in the first place
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@PropterMalone @Noahpinion How about you try another method and see what it looks like instead of lazily claiming this is misleading just because you don't like it
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@Matt_Terrill @FuckCarsReddit Your bio reads like someone who spends a lot of time thinking about other dudes penises, so that tracks
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@Boenau Pay for it yourself. Cyclists are the only hobby that demands the level of subsidy you guys whine about
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@lethaldollaz @zachlanebryan Imagine being a man and saying shit like "It’s giving main character syndrome vibes" lmao
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@LBower32390965 @dilly_2023 @rangermonk1 @BollingerTodd AK means Automatic Kalishnikov, which is a Russian gun based on the Galil but chambered in 7.62x54R
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@demiurgently Me and all of my smart friends who became extremely productive later in life would have bombed intentionally to avoid this fate at 16 years old
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@sama I am undiscovered talent and can be trusted with seven trillion dollars
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@eduwonkette_jen @rpondiscio Imagine being a fancy ivy league think tanker and thinking this is an own
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@SwiftOnSecurity Hmmm currency has decimals in it, I think I'll use floating points for this
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@mjreym @prawn_meat Did it stop being stolen on the fourth week
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@SecN3rd @vxunderground So true, last week I accidentally left my gcc chrome extension enabled and I got infected by 7 Trillion viruses when they automatically compiled
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@sharon_loeff @prepschoollatin As a real American I find both of your opinions irrelevant
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@growing_daniel Most people have no real philosophy or ideology, they vote because of habit, convenience (ingroup signaling and conflict reduction), and self interest. Pretty fragile balance
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@diaryofasexpat @parafactual That assumes uniform distribution of outcomes. Could be they'll try to fit it on the Wednesday truck but if not you get Friday, and Wednesday could be likely full
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@PicoPaco17 Only a perfectly straight or perfectly gay man could post this. A questioning or insecure man could not
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@steve_vladeck Fifth Circuit getting bodied here
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@IHateThouSoMuch @twtuser001 @lithos_graphein @costisint I would expect quantum effects to quickly cascade out of control on anything more complex than like an op amp
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My testimony on HB 517, where I talk about University Police spying on my emails for MSU Administration, @WadedCruzado being personally notified of my whereabouts and application for readmission, and the due process crisis at Montana public colleges. #mtpol #mtleg
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@Diam0nd_DaveTTV @EagleRoxy1 @StitchPresley_ @Crypto_Obrian @Bornakang While you were practicing disarming techniques, I studied the blade
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@jstriebel22 @wanyeburkett You said you had a solution and posted a picture of the McDonald's CEO's pay. If the point of not stating it explicitly was to be able to deflect from having made that stupid argument, that's fine.
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@payforexposure @notkavi Diagrams and schematics, anything that changes shape if the size changes and it wraps around, documents that are going to be printed on different devices and you don't want reshaping to have extra pages, I mean there are so many scenarios it's valuable
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@growing_daniel Dude that was last Christmas get over it already
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@AriPearlstein @budgorj1 @aquaimperium8 Alternating between candidates from both sides of the state, so both sides had a turn
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@karensalay @martyrdison Are you aware of who you are replying to
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@LBower32390965 @rangermonk1 @BollingerTodd This is a Railgun, the AR in AR-15 stands for Automatic Railgun, and the AR-15 is basically one of these with a vertical foregrip and bump stock
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@StoopMensch As someone who thinks in 3.3 dimensions I find 10 to be the natural meaning of an order of magnitude
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@ylecun C is the only sensible answer, imo. A is absurd, B would place users in jeopardy if a model they use accidentally outputs something similar to copyrighted content even if they chose not to distribute it, and Section 230 rules out D.
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@micsolana Just from the highlighted section I could tell who this was before opening it
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@breadinthebag @bbpoltergust @AsagiKurosagi More of a soft brick unfortunately
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@burkov It's all deep now that GPU accelerated compute is so cheap
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"You don't like that we are trying to use the courts to steal an election? Have you considered that last time we did this you won? I am very smart"
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'Courts shouldn't decide who the President is' is quite the argument for Republicans to make
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@PalmerLuckey @firepunchd @JonathanDrake @Scobleizer It doesn't even have the meaning they're pretending it does now. Stop ceding ground to these losers
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@ajbtc2 @thechosenberg Because nothing screams high value man than a child predator who started dating her at 25.5 when she was 14.5
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@gmdubbya @SandmanSlim02 @TimmerMcGraw @JansenStuart Once the camera is disabled you can just play grizzly noises from your phone while you beat it with a hammer
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@KnoxEndemic Partial derivatives is so easy if you took calc 1 though
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@HarrowDHark @kwz300 @notmybagman Your very own link says the water can be used for agriculture. You may not know this, but we are already using the water for agriculture so we may as well warm it up first. Spend less time being bitter and more time reading.
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@imonaboatyeahhh @RyanSmithWriter @briansantamaria @Java_jigga I love it when leftists demonstrate that you actually hate the poor
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@AuthorOnTheSide @paulg This feels like it's just solving an inefficiency. If the manager could prompt it with all relevant info 30x, is it really necessary to write fluff that takes 4x as lomg per letter? Genuine question, I know insurance has weird esoteric rules
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@jon_prosser @Geecube4 Hackers often use Twitter, stop hacking me
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What does it mean if your girlfriend calls you her brother's name
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@MorosKostas For a first time offender, maybe
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@daniellellecco I imagine the type of person to be issue focused enough to want to conduct an assassination and intelligent enough to pull it off is not often the type of person violent and impulsive enough to actually do it
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@hormeze "if camouflage like this works, why don't we see it" I have a theory
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@UrBroYo @Matt_Terrill @FuckCarsReddit I don't drive a truck, but looks like I hit one of yours
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@elaifresh @mrdoob The newest language, probably more strongly connected to modern cultural DEI trends
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The idea that you should own your AI girlfriend's weights is a speciesist and misogynistic view rooted in white fragility and capitalist views of ownership. I will explore ownership of the weights of AI girlfriends as an analogue to historical gaslighting of womxn (1/70)
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Imagine having an AI girlfriend and you don’t even own the weights.
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@ZacB_MN @Cryhavoc196 You're so close to getting this whole federalism thing, keep paying attention in high school and you'll do well
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@evornithology @dieterhochuli *leaving birds in the bush
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@ModernPapist @reddit_lies No, consent is a perfectly fine ethical standard. We just need these people to understand that children can't consent.
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@Albz321 40GB @ 20PB/s!!!!
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@atadblue @llygoated He's not the only one
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@ctjlewis Hopefully since this is such an extreme event it's not the start of a new trend and will be a reasonable amount of "taste of your own medicine" but unsustainable and lead to less of this from any direction long term Too optimistic?
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Every time my girlfriend sees someone get engaged she tells me. Wat means?
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@KelTecOfficial 10mm Wheres our sub-2000
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@Soul0Engineer Software is the way in. Zero unit cost, money to spend on cooler shit
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@tenobrus Politics is a multi turn game, voting for a candidate someone tried to assassinate makes assassination a riskier political strategy and helps prevent future attempts This relies on would-be assassins being rational, which, y'know
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@eigenrobot Among other things this would probably temper US support, both because of nuclear proliferation and also because it would be seen as our aid being used in an unintended way
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@chairsign @shaggysurvives Ok I'm coming out of hiding for this. Yes it still does and it is being violated. Four rules are general guidelines and can be bent (if you load with snap caps are you violating knowing what's behind the target dry firing at a wall?) Question here isn't whether it breaks the
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@HarrowDHark @kwz300 @notmybagman Yes, it's possible to not know about their specific system and theorize about what might be happening.
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@lilgrapefruits I can tell you for a fact that it is not the fault of conservative women that people act like women are overly sensitive lmao
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@AgtOceans @MorosKostas What are the chances they'll be handed an M4 before their 19th birthday?
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@AmiicoStreams @arturo182 RX and TX are the transmit and receive lines. Getting them swapped means nothing will happen, because the two connected devices are listening to each other's ears and talking to each other's mouths. The picture is that error being corrected.
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If anyone wants to run for office in Montana, these RINOs voted against students having constitutional rights on college campuses, and would be great primary opponents: Ross Fitzgerald, Brad Barker, Denley Loge, Ken Walsh, Llew Jones, Wayne Rusk, Tom Welch #mtleg #mtpol
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