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Ahh the AI again: "Pay that Last Statement!" Me: "I think I already did." AI: "If it shows it means you didn't! Pay it NOOOW!". Me: "Fine. Oh, look, now it shows me I overpaid $500." AI: "Haha, oh yeah, that happens all the time. You've overpaid."

A good week start

I just had a dream I was an astronaut who went through some weird time/space black hole and reappeared in another reality as a little girl. The panicked thought "I only have a couple of mins to go back or my brain will rewrite itself" was so real. I didn't make it in time though

I read some of the blogs of my friends from 2009-2017. It was sooo good back then. And we were sooo "deep." Listen to this: "I'm the embodiment of worldly sorrow, for I realize that soon I will once again gaze into the bottomless eyes of loneliness."

I just opened a cookbook for the first time in my life. Even cooking by it. So proud of myself, where is my pearl necklace

Meta is really insisting I need to see all the Introvert and Depression jokes/support groups, despite me marking it as irrelevant for the last 15 years. I swear, if not for my work...

I think cutting off sugar from my diet completely was a mistake. I added some to my coffee this morning, and I'm feeling so much better

I know why I don't like driving a car. It somewhat feels like I'm participating in some group activity against my will

Kicked an acorn with my shoe when nobody was watching. So satisfying, 10/10

For the first time traffic acquisition from TikTok beats Meta. The engagement is abysmal though. I suspect bots/accidental clicks

A shop clerk just randomly asked me if I've been to England. I asked why, he shrugged: "Just curious." I said, Your coworker, the English guy, asked me the same question two weeks ago. I thought it's connected. He was shocked. "My coworker is from England??" So bizarre haha

When I was I kid my war nightmares were usually about UFO attack. After another war dream today, I suddenly realized they are about drones now. Or were they always about drones?

Excuse me

Bean bags are the greatest invention. I think all chairs need to be bean bags. And all beds need to be bean bags too.

Y'all have no idea how much this stuff means to me

Are we ready to talk about garmonbozia?

God how much I love assembling things. I start to suspect I am buying new furniture just to have a new project to look forward to. I probably was a beaver in my past life

Apparently we can't even just listen to people anymore: we need a second person, a narrator to the narrator, who would say things like: "Pay attention to this👆" and describe the feelings we should feel while we listen to the other guy. I hate these trends.

Took a couple of days off to play RollerCoaster Tycoon.

I had a dream I'm living in a forest with Jason Momoa who is a lumberjack. Again, fascinating how quickly my brain accepted the new reality and didn't question it at all