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@dumashni
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It takes so much effort to produce a smile these days
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Britain: Respect the Queen Commonwealth Colonies:
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"Blue Economy"
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Enough is enough
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Me and my boo when they let us into Karen Country Club
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Ndio Nick Mutuma aende kuiba bank yenye Hassan ndio teller?
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kim jong cods
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how come we have never made these books a movie
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Fast and affordable rides at the touch of a button...
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Rule of thumb, never trust anyone who dresses like a wrestler
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Y'all are Believing Joy MURRAYA? Because what? Hahahahahahaha hamjui huyo mdem
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Kenyans right now
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@spectatorindex
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BREAKING: Bangladesh's prime minister has resigned
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Rigathi anasoma haraka ndio apige simu juu ameambiwa lorry ya kokoto imeshikwa na polisi
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Butcher of Sugoi akiona hii na leo anenda kulaunch pit latrine Lodwar
@RoyalFMRwanda
Royal FM 94.3 Kigali
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President Kagame and First Lady Jeannette Kagame were welcomed by the President of France, Emmanuel Macron, at a reception for dignitaries attending the opening of the 2024 Olympic Games.
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Matiti ni vitu zinafaa kuexcite watoto tu
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Tithe itaanza kutolewa kwa payslip kama PAYE
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Kenyan wristband haiwezi kosa mahali kuna sherehe. Ata ikuwe set ya drum and bass
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I don't know how to explain it but this is how condom sex feels like
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The choir harmonizing that "kwaheri" when the casket is being lowered, will have us bawling
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No fr bc if we’re the next adults what will we sing during funerals omg we’re so doomed like
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Kienyeji wakianza hivi nikama nitarudi ocha
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Me in a hired chopper in Dubai watching y'all in yachtes with your asses in thongs
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Boeing I know you got one more in you
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@disclosetv
Disclose.tv
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JUST IN - One dead, others injured due to severe turbulence on board a Boeing aircraft from London to Singapore.
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Yule ni mtu wa mayai?
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2 years
Almost thought Nazizi amefungua onlyfans
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idk. idc.
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Current fave?
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Leaving Muze at 6 a.m in my Uber Meli
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Nairobi County to purchase motor boats in preparation for El Nino
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Ni kama watu walikuwa na mukonyo za inje walikufa wote
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Any problems I encounter this month, I'll deal with them on January 3rd. Happy Drinksemba 🥂
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After making out with a random at Alchemist and she tells me she has to go because her boyfriend is waiting for her upstairs
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Me trying to blend in with the Asians at work and get a Monday Diwali off day
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4 years
Every 19 - 22 year old in Nairobi dresses like this nowadays
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My watch has ended
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@BaronGreen_Back
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to spot a pregnant mkorino.
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3 years
Biggest entertainer in the 254 tbh. None of your faves comes close
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Mans went to barbers and asked for the Kibaki PNU haircut
@KTNNewsKE
KTN News
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William Kabogo: You cannot ignore Raila, the difference in votes was two hundred thousand #Newshour
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3 years
Never skip the intro on a Drake album
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This December is magical. Yesterday I saw an elf squirting on the stairs and now I've seen a thiccc elf. All hail Santa
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Idk why they are bullying her on tik tok, but if this woman shook her ass in front of me like that and told me the earth is flat, I'd say she's right!
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Car twitter in shambles since an actual makanika started doing car content. Sasa ni physics lessons by force
@alexmwanzo
TurboDiesel
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Hey guys . Find the physics behind automotive workings of the most basic of things and principe of operations This weekend we start with how brakes work. Let’s discuss. #SpaceYaMagari #ChangeYourOilDNA
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Chiromo hospital when they see someone with dyed hair walk into the reception
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Top 2 and not 2
@Sanjistars
Sarz 🔥
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What’s a funny ass anime moment that had you cracking up?🤣
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@Nyamburah_ Unaona hiyo mkono? Huyo anakupikia mukimo unalala siku tatu
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There is also American Wagyu & Australian Wagyu but Naivasha Wagyu is where y'all draw the line?
@miss__lucas254
Marlene Lucas
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All these wagyu beef (locally sourced) in restaurants in Nairobi are imitations. Wagyu only comes from Japan.
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It's Friday but my Mpesa balance is on Monday
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Lawyers kwa TL wamefurahi unaweza dhani semifinals za Champions league zinachezwa supreme court
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@CapitalFMKenya
Capital FM Kenya
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Kenyans want Kindiki, Duale, Chirchir, 4 others re-appointed to Cabinet – Politrack Africa
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@Dee_Bebegirl
Miss Dee ✨💫 D Jewelry Plug
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eloquent men with very good command of english >>>>>>
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Can't forget they gave us this goated ad.
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What Form were you in 2004?
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@CNN
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An entire herd of elephants from a British zoo will be released into the wild in Kenya in what conservationists have hailed as a world first.
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Now I get the Kirinyaga slander because there is no way we claim this is Kikuyu 😂😂
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Wasn't this just like last year
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@MissWanyeri
Miss M💕
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The way Makena loves Mitchelle 💘 ❤ Kenyan men should take notes 📝 😃
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I need seed funding so that I can develop a four corner samosa. Looking to raise $50,000 first phase. DM me for more details.
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Team Betika drivers waiting to race umoinner ma3s on jogoo road since they didn't get a slot in Vasha
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Alchemist? Gotta make the safe choice
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@MsMacharia
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Tunavaa nini kwenda Octo Benga kesho?
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Maybe she should try to influence her partner to stop cheating first
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I used to hate on niggas like these but I realized losers like them are needed because they keep scaring the hoes and inadvertently keep the bar low. Game is game
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@NgalulaDonald
Ngalula, RN
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Guys, my last night date was totally chaotic. So, I sneaked in a casual conversation about Saddam Hussein and how his invasion of Kuwait escalated the creation of Osama Bin Laden, crisis with Saudi and USA. This babes was Nill per Oral. Kwani hamna content kabisaa? Anyways..
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Madtraxx waking up to this news in his dad's SQ nahuko Ridgeways
@meghanncuniff
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And here comes the massive federal criminal investigation into Sean "Diddy" Combs. Was really only a matter of time. "Some media reports indicated federal agents were also at a home in Miami associated with Combs."
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Majamaa wa grafik dizainz wanafaa kutengenezaya "One Bill down, one more Bill to go"
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The only way to watch a foreign film is in its original language. You're doing yourself a great disservice by watching anything dubbed.
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@ItsChanzu
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All Quiet On The Western Front with its original German audio >>>>>>
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When y'all cum at the same time it's not an orgasm it's an
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Watching your homeboy dance with his girl after you just had a quickie with her in the car when y'all went out "for a smoke"
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I'll never forget how the some of y'all ladies went rabid during the 2017 elections.
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My grandmother waiting for the release of my grandfather from Tito Concentration Camp in what is now known as Ruiru (1951)
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Joseph after he got released from jail on false sexual assault charges
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gidi
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Imagine if Bible characters were Kenyans?
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This is the problem with smol exposure to only the 2 leading handset brands. Sasa a British brand is labeled Chinese by Koigi wa Mweres son
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So everyone getting Marabou storks now?
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Waithera angekuwa ameshampta na wakamovein pamoja
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Found my immediate next plate😂 If this is you we’re meant to be friends please. 😂
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Reuse, Reduce, Recycle ♻️
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@BrianMutuma_
Mubabaddie. ⁶𓅓
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.Mali safi still available. 😅 ingia DM tuzungumze.
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Heading to westi to get frozen at Skyluxx in 2012
@lilk2you
babydon4L
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They packed af 😂😂😂
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Me: I should sleep early tonight My brain:
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@ItsChanzu
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Kwani who is a baddie?😂😂
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This gonna be opening for Black Coffee in my 40's when my DJ career finally kicks off.
@miss_amazing__
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I get surprised kuona wamama na wababa wa 25 years and above wakienda concerts ...juu kwani mlikua mnafanya nini at age 19-24? Mlikua mnadoo?
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My take is 77+33 should be equal to 100.
@thetommyk_
Small pistol - 生き甲斐🖤
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What is your honest take on LGBTQ and Homosexuality?? Your honest take.
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An IG baddie doing a "closet sale" is the equivalent of a dude selling his PS4.
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Africa not included in the world tour as usual
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⚡️Map of the recorded earthquakes today.
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Missed out on a great new national anthem. Baba the 6th.
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Hapana. Kesho Mimi huyo easy coach
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Okay since y'all have listed all the restaurants in Nairobi, which ones do you actually like?
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Big Nyagz ni mtoto wa Mudavadi?
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Joho leaving the office on Friday
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Sasa nyinyi wote mkitoa replies kwa IG stories mnataka tuombe githambutha aje?
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Demio pia zimepewa facelift. Mazda ain't fucking around
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Growth is finding such headlines disgusting instead of inspirational
@mefeater
MEFeater Magazine
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Beyoncé and Jay- Z have officially been announced as Tiffany and Co’s ambassadors. Beyoncé has become the first Black woman and the 4th person to wear the legendary Tiffany diamond. It has only been worn by 3 other women since it’s discovery in 1877. 💎
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Kaz said not my white people
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Stop inch shaming. Labda ni baridi
@currAm3L
himmy butler
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I bought these thinking I'd find some super long matchsticks, imagine my disappointment after nifungue 😞😞😞
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This is how 97% of Kenyans dance to Amapiano. The remaining 3% spend 2 hours daily practicing in front of a mirror just to show what they rehearsed in the club like we're at a High School Music Festival
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Anakaa physics teacher with a smoking addiction
@Shad_khalif
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Her: I wish I met you earlier Me earlier:
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Stima zimepotea Muze. Love that they give us the whole South African experience, hadi load shedding
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"Raila should move on" but you're still crying about Abu Dhabi 8 months later
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I feel pity for those civil servants who work in this office. Now their working hours have changed from 8-5 to 5-5 with no overtime pay just because of an ego trip
@rigathi
H.E. Rigathi Gachagua, EGH
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Ahead of each one of us, great work to be done. Let us all build our great Nation Kenya. God Bless Kenya
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Only one man is alive in this video and it hasn't been an year since it dropped. Mpura, Killer Kau & Riky Rick 🕊️
@Robot_Boii
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Wait for it…😄😄😄
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Went on her TikTok looking for more jokes but I found milk instead
@beth_kasinga
Beth Kasinga 🌴
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Kenyans are wild 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Vera Ebu kuja 😭
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@flackoohh
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ur a SICK individual if u know pornstars by name.
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Let's swear in Wajackoyah before they come back
@ntvkenya
NTV Kenya
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Raila and Kalonzo suspend campaigns, travel to DRC; at the same time Ruto has cut short his campaigns and is said to be travelling out of the country on short notice. President Uhuru Kenyatta is in Mogadishu for the inauguration of President Hassan Sheikh Mohamud. #NTVAtOne
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My man just decided to power thru the spelling of chandelier
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Today's date
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A suck off?
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Hii joto ni ile sekete inakuwanga imeweza mko sticky mbaya hamjui kama ni jasho, njoti, mate ama squirt
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On a daily
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