The Baron
@BaronGreen_Back
Followers
11,056
Following
3,040
Media
4,077
Statuses
188,518
Existence is absurd. Beer is healthier than soda. Whimsy. Science (fiction). Tech. H+. Miskatonic University Alumni. Proficiens.
The Polity
Joined October 2010
Don't wanna be here?
Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
Rafael
• 222434 Tweets
CENTURY OF LOVE EP7
• 201131 Tweets
Judô
• 180863 Tweets
اسماعيل الغول
• 171765 Tweets
Be Mine
• 127213 Tweets
Guatemala
• 125216 Tweets
Maligno
• 123888 Tweets
#هنيه_شهيد_القضيه
• 111947 Tweets
Social Security
• 80284 Tweets
Marta
• 78467 Tweets
NABJ
• 72815 Tweets
Adriana Ruano
• 54037 Tweets
Shawn
• 53561 Tweets
RIGI
• 42061 Tweets
billie
• 40329 Tweets
対象2作品
• 38435 Tweets
Bungie
• 30085 Tweets
Sony
• 28988 Tweets
Collins
• 26134 Tweets
Espanha
• 24557 Tweets
Shane
• 22216 Tweets
#ترشح_السعوديه2034
• 22153 Tweets
Diogo
• 21018 Tweets
村尾選手
• 20893 Tweets
Ginting
• 18627 Tweets
千歌ちゃん
• 17605 Tweets
銀メダル
• 16952 Tweets
ビデオ判定
• 15797 Tweets
Lorena
• 15000 Tweets
Alexia
• 14996 Tweets
TUBATUBBIES REVEAL PARTY
• 14864 Tweets
ナイジェリア
• 14442 Tweets
Biker
• 14002 Tweets
#معا_ننمو
• 13275 Tweets
Roubaram o Brasil
• 12678 Tweets
Pinned Tweet
"I guess it comes down to a simple choice, really. Get busy living, or get busy dying."
0
1
4
This exactly how marriage is, young men. Don't let anyone fool you.
501
2K
5K
HTGAWM.
Babu Owino earlier today met with Ida Odinga. What do you think they talked about?
85
13
113
52
942
3K
You see this guy? Number 1 bullshit guy.
84
493
2K
Money to get the power. Power to protect the money.
14
566
2K
Hii Style.
76
471
1K
Sean Paul lost a phone with unreleased music and then Redsan had a wonderful year.
34
1K
1K
Old Ndii would explain the dollar shortage in a way I can understand. New Ndii would tell me that he does not owe me an explanation and that my lack of economics knowledge is in fact my problem to solve. He wouldn't be wrong but still, I miss old Ndii.
34
325
1K
You know, the only reason foreigners keep believing Kenyans can deliver gold from Congo must be that some Kenyans do deliver. Which means, some Kenyans are involved in the nonsense going on in Congo.
24
406
1K
I remove my phone from my pocket after I've been told the total. And I start with bank to mpesa.
92
312
991
If this is the case, employ every Kenyan. Everyone will then pay tax.
14
514
966
Oh ye of short memory. Bodies were being found in rivers.
Like and retweet this if you want Fred Matiang'i to replace Kindiki.
780
2K
6K
5
709
970
Mogaka setting the record straight. Keroka to the world.
46
313
903
The argument that doctors took an oath and thus they should acquiesce to working under miserable conditions needs to be attacked at a philosophical level. They aren’t slaves.
10
345
826
Assassins.
5
390
744
Be a parent to your children, not Kenyans.
If it were up to me, we would not be having betting companies in the country, let us respect our country - CS Matiang'i.
168
76
472
15
323
595
Make the Netflix sound.
26
344
580
This thing may have grown some wings and left these twitter streets.
Hundreds of youths throng Kenyatta National Hospital to donate blood for those injured during the anti-Finance Bill protests.
Photo by Denish Ochieng'
158
5K
10K
13
314
523
An imagined insult to someone’s mum generated more outrage in the political class than a woman giving birth outside a hospital.
4
317
476
This is the real you. Everything else is support services.
11
303
460
I never congratulate women on their pregnancy. I bird-box that shit until they are in hospital or say it themselves. I once got it wrong my guy. Wasn't pretty. I was reminded that I look pregnant as well.
46
205
441
To the patriots who sabotaged BBI by sending wrong copies and introducing typos, Salut.
9
167
400
Meetings should be chaired by people who don't like meetings.
7
446
367
KRA email subject is 'Our Promise To You'. The email body is about penalties you can incur for 'incorrect return, gross negligence or fraud.' 😂😂😂. Sawa guys. Sawa.
10
117
355
They could’ve build commuter rails and still got their kickbacks. They could’ve built hospitals, schools, courthouses and still got their kickbacks.
10
207
307
Have they registered with the Met though?
Google Weather is so accurate.. I received a pop up in the morning that it was going to rain by 11am and it's raining now.
2
1
4
3
139
293
My colleagues are discussing a guy called Mwagodi who travelled from Mombasa to Nyahururu to protest. And who also has stopped a church fundraiser that has the First Lady as a chief guest.
@mwabilimwagodi
, you are a hero.
2
116
287
Our constitution really bothers our political class. If you can’t serve within its confines, leave buana. Every election cycle there’s an attempt to change it.
7
161
274
This year, bury the regret of lost opportunities. Keep the lessons.
2
143
265
Since we can't intuitively grasp these things. A million seconds is 11 days. A billion seconds is 32 years. That's how much a billion shillings is compared to a million.
6
202
241
Those.
6
108
243
Dude is losing popularity.
Kim Jong Un's party, the Workers' Party of Korea, won the latest election with 99.91% votes. This is a slight decrease from the 100% votes they had in the previous election.
3K
2K
34K
7
125
232
Ifikie XS Millionaires. Unless Vera is getting on that pole dressed in chicken wire, msinisumbue na tuSMS. I want to see if the stitches are visible.
22
61
219
What an unfortunate headline. It isn't fair at all. Where are the photos of the head of procurement, the head of finance, the CEO and head of internal audit? Those are the real culprits.
11
351
213
If you don't love me at my refugee then you don't deserve me at my congresswoman. Or something.
4
138
209
Words are interesting, Load shedding instead of power rationing. Load shedding means the load is too high i.e. it's y'all's fault. Power rationing means there's not enough power i.e. Govt's fault.
CS Chirchir says the government is considering load shedding to stop constant power blackouts
402
257
2K
1
143
186
Next week Natasha Tynes will be bemoaning the mob culture of social media while completely ignoring the fact that she tried to use the same mob on someone.
1
31
174
Digital nomads will drive our rents through the roof. Beat them on sight. Steal their laptops. 😂.
3
105
175
A casualty of police brutality no less.
Wait. That policeman is the only casualty in today's protests?
1
7
6
2
178
179
Asked my boy how his toddlers are doing. He said they are doing well and he hopes they'll move out soon.
10
62
170
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to spot a pregnant mkorino.
16
245
174
Kim will handle it professionally. As always. Top lady that one. Good bottom too.
If those two divorce it'll be the messiest divorce in the history of celebrity divorces
7
30
307
26
103
162
I was reminded this morning that the salaried are the minority and not only that, on average, traders probably earn more. They picked on the salaried because it is easy to collect.
2
140
172
May the person who whispered 'JKIA expressway' to these chaps get fleas.
14
68
166
This constitution has to survive this president. If it doesn’t, we shall always be making constitutions to serve the interests of the powers at the helm. If for no other reason, reject BBI. If for no other reason, Uhuru’s term must come to an end.
3
138
170
So Adrian had some time with a sex positive, open minded, older woman when in his 20s. We should all be so lucky. Power to him.
5
123
153
They rigged! If you want evidence grant us access to everything and we’ll find the evidence!
17
43
153
15k fine for the young senator. Let’s take a minute to reflect on the other young Kenyans who’ve paid much more for flouting curfew. The dead, the maimed.
3
160
157
Is your 5 acres in ocha safe from the village youth just claiming it? "si ako Nairobi na ako na kazi"
5
105
151
I'd rather fundraise for Nakumatt, tbh.
1
213
150
Maraga has told IEBC that if in the do-over they repeat the same mistakes, then SCoK will simply make the same decision.😂 Election Loop!
5
260
148
Someone who understands that the 'blandness' of ugali is a feature and not a bug.
8
75
149
A lot of shit makes sense when you get older. Young men, when that time comes, it helps to have money in the bank, a healthy mind and a healthy body. Eat right. Work out. Save. Now.
4
186
140
Yall complained that safcom doesn't have a human face anymore and now my TL is full of Peter Ndegwa articles. Someone tell him we just want the Safcom Jazz festival back.
9
51
141
Seems the Communications Authority can throttle an internet communications platform without any communication or court order. Hivyo tu. Bad precedent we are setting here.
5
119
140
Social Media attention panicked the kidnappers and short circuited their plans while there was still some plausible deniability.
7
52
133
Bad habits creep back under the guise of small compromises. And we are extremely good at fooling ourselves.
3
85
134
Y'all aware we have this goal?
Kenya has launched Africa's largest wind power farm in a bid to boost electricity generating capacity and to meet the country's goal of 100% green energy by 2020
Read more:
89
1K
2K
24
141
126
Let's imagine this is Haiti and send cops there.
One person killed, several houses torched in night raids at Widhu village in Mkunumbi, Lamu County by suspected Al-Shabaab terrorists.
35
189
304
0
123
137
It seems the best way to deal with RAO is to put him in the front seat and give him one of those fake steering wheels to play with. No more back-seat driving.
12
62
126
Us those.
If you’re good in English, start a sentence with “Us”
1K
223
4K
2
60
133
OR, you have learnt that your consignment has been held.
Just been informed of plans to frame and arrest me in relation to drugs and firearms which were seized at JKIA last night
#MashujaaDay
374
761
2K
20
335
128
KE’s unemployment rate has never been 10% let alone 5%.
1.7 million Kenyans lost their jobs between April & June as unemployment rate spiked to 10.4pc from 5.2pc in March, KNBS data shows
17
108
195
5
125
125
That exhaustion you felt when you read that Shad has been taken...maybe it's the point.
8
117
129
4
17
121
As someone here already stated, panda ndege uende Dubai. Nunua simu, do some desert activities, eat at some restaurants, sleep and come back.
This will go for KES 450,000 in Kenya 🇰🇪
The taxes & retailers will inflate the price.
26
29
102
3
60
125
There’s a guy here on NTV called Dr. Ojwang who has rubbished Azimio’s case thoroughly using that same Maina Kiai case.
10
16
119
Nonini clearly would not survive in the fashion design industry.
5
42
114
Do you want to live in a society where you can't threaten your wife's boyfriend and kick stupid cops in the nuts?
17
57
112
😂😂. This was the whole petition case, actually.
Twitter hacked. Got it back. Everyone can take it easy now.
0
459
4K
4
72
107
Why would we pardon corrupt guys and there are young men in prison for having a blunt? Nah.
3
149
101
And one day you’ll realize you haven’t thought about it for a while.
“For sometime it’ll will be the first thing you think about in the morning, and then one day it’ll be the second.”
2
129
405
2
72
109
Covid19, Covid19 pro, covid19 pro Max.
COVID-19 shots to cost Ksh.330-1100 under AU vaccine plan
23
46
149
8
94
105
Who killed Sharon is important. Who she was shagging is mucene.
10
159
104
Knowing them, these MPs are very quiet for having not been paid.
7
34
103
You don't reward someone for removing the knife they put in you.
4
60
102
Kenyans talk shit about other countries and talk even more shit about KE. Good balance .
2
37
98
I like how bitcoin people are making so much money that they are concerned about others. They want us all to be rich. A new breed of millionaire. 🤡
7
77
99
At least we know who was telling the truth about yesterday’s press meeting, no?
8
154
97