RudeBwoy ™ ☠️ 🏴☠️
@RudeBwoy_ke
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Freelancer//Dm for promos https://t.co/J3gCm9AeD7
Nairobi
Joined November 2021
Ukijua kuchagua mitumba watu wataishi kudhani ukona pesa 😂.
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The Equatorial Guinea man is a menace. He has chopped them all. Video in the comment ⤵️
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Serikali inashangaa hii ni generation gani imemea pembe hivi wamesahau tulisoma vitabu za longhorn publishers 😅.
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Kuingia Quiver kuskiza tu mziki na kuangalia wasichana warembo after kupiga vikombe huko locals huwa underrated skill 😂😂.
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UoN hukuwa na vituko mingi; unaenda kuulizia result unaambiwa " tell your class rep to get in touch with me" unauliza whereabouts za class rep unapata msee ako cell huko industrial station now we have to help him raise bail atoke ndio waongee na lec tupewe results.
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"Tukiwa huko Embu kwa Concencration ya Bishop Peter Kimani nimeongea na Archbishop Antony Muheria na kuanzia next month vijana 1000 watakuwa bishops na fathers wa catholic "
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Unaogopa kwenda ushago usirogwe kumbe walikuroga usiwai rudi kwenu💀 😭😂.
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Hapa unajaribu kuuliza hiyo yellow card ya Casemiro imetoka wapi unaambiwa imetoka kwa mfuko 😂
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Unasikia "depa depa" unatoka mbio kumbe wewe ni mwalimu.
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Ukijua kuchagua mitumba watu wataishi kudhani ukona pesa 😂.
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Hii nikama wataitumia kama dormitory juu kama ingekuwa ya kutumika kama ndege it could fly to its destination .
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What Uhuru Kenyatta could see while drunk, 8 million Kenyans couldn't see while in church.
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Huwa inafika point unaacha kufuatilia new music unafocus na the old songs that kept you sane over the years.
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"Memes za maandamano thread". Drop meme noma ya maandamano umepatana nayo leo 😂 😂
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Siku hizi adi unaogopa kusatisfy mtu asikukwamilie 😂.
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Tokea vyenye uko ata sisi hatujapiga luku is one hell of a scam.
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Kuna day morio wangu amenilipia uber juu nilikuwa nimelewa sana kudropiwa nikarudi club kumshukuru.
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Mzee Jomo Kenyatta was arrested in 1952 and realised 11th October 1961,yet Uhuru was born in 26th of October 1961. Kugongewa haijaanza juzi 😂.
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Huyu gathee ni kama alikuwa anatoa lyrics kwa setbooks bana.
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Ushago bora ukona panga na unafuatwa nyuma na mbwa lazima utakunywa madem 😂.
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Wamama wa 3rd year wameanza kuvaa crocks kama freshers ndo watuconfuse lakini dayameta itawaset 💔😂.
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Utapata huyu ni inspector Mutiso wakidhani ako leave 😂 💀
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Hio kitu nayo hukua centrally positioned, unaeza igonga na nyuma,mbele ama kando. Eeiy mungu fundi 😁.
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Leave alone prison, Kalenjin circumcision culture lazima udinywe nyuma, ask those who went through it.
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Ukiamua kutembea na mimi either comeback zikuwe kwa finger tips ama ununue pistol.
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Ushawahi kula dem type C? Yaani hata uweke vibaya inaingia. 😂 😂.
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Hapa unajaribu kuuliza hiyo yellow card ya Casemiro imetoka wapi unaambiwa imetoka kwa mfuko 😂
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Dem ameunga unaeza dhani alinyonyeshwa na babake 😅
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Christina shusho anashangaa kwani wakenya ni wazuri aje,kumbe mnataka kumdinya😂.
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Niwafunze hii form ya kukula pesa ya watu walikufa kwa vita ya Russia na Ukraine?.
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Dad typing. Dad typing. Dad typing. "hebu tuguze game ya mwisho hapo Efootball before mamako aanze kelele".
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Sometimes, those who want to bring you down, don't know you're the reason they're standing
Nawaonea huruma vile siku nitaomoka nitawasahau nyote 😂😹😹.
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Mnifunze hii form ya kukula pesa ya watu walikufa Russia.
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Nobody ever thought of making powder alcohol? Like add 2litres of water 😂.
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Unaokolea msee keja alafu dem yake anakufulia nguo akidhani ni zake 😁😂.
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Leave alone prison, Kalenjin circumcision culture lazima udinywe nyuma, ask those who went through it.
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Unaokolea msee keja alafu dem yake anakufulia nguo akidhani ni zake 😁😂.
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Aki si stima zipotee hiyo 31st Tushike Christina Shusho haga😋.
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Napenda vile madem huconcetrate wakidarwa. Wanakaanga ni kama wako kwa mganga 😂 😂 💔.
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"Nimeongea na Drake afunze vijana wetu kuishi bila waschana" 💀 🤣
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Kugongewa ni lazima, wacha nikuprovie:. K=L/(M+S+P). Where :.K=kugongewa.M=money.S=social status.P=power.L=love (which in this case, doesn't have enough influence by itself).When M, S and P decrease, kugongewa increases, regardless of the value of L (love).
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"Hiyo nyumba jengeni design tunaweza kuibeba matanga ikiisha"
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Mtu anakupangia game huko Efootball mpaka unajua huyu hajaguza matiti hii mwaka 😂.
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Lakini African couples are very weird. Unapata mtu akona bibi wawili na hawafanyi 3some 😂.
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Being born again means reducing your thinking ability to that of a toddler to be able to accept deception without arguments 😂.
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Huyu gathee ni kama alikuwa anatoa lyrics kwa setbooks bana 😅
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Nani amenotes ngozi ya makende ni material moja na ya magoti 😀😀.
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Mkidate hakuna mtu hukumbuka tribe but mkiachana tu hivi, Them to their friends, "nilidate mkamba mwingine hapo,," 💀 😂 😂.
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Me in Vybz Kartel's dm:."wagwaan brudda you haffi send mi fi cabbage" 😂 😂.
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Anyone who connects you to make money is automatically family. That sh!t is rare.
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Kuna time mzae alikam visiting high school na chupa ya one litre ya maji Ya Dasani na gazeti nikajam mbaya sana after amenijenga hio chupa kufika dorm nikafungua nikapata ni Chrome gin buana sijai furahia hivo tena.
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Men from all parts of the world arriving in Equatorial Guinea for the next men's conference.
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Wakuu mtu akimwaga in the process ya kuvaa CD anafaa kujitetea aje 💀🥹.
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Hizi inches nyinyi huongelea ni after imembao ama before😅?.
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Form 4s wa sahii nikama hawako serious. Nawauzia leakage na hawataki, kwani hamtaki kwenda JKUAT 😂.
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@UTDTrey Rooney scoring the same number of goals as Antony in 2024 after coming out of retirement is wild.
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@TrollFootball Gyokeres Acting like a true United forward even before Here we go. Respect.
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My Nairobi people hapa ni wapi acha tujue wenye wanatembeaga 😂😂
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Being alone in the toilet is a reminder that you're always alone when sh!t goes down.
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Niko hapa na smash dem wangu wa ocha namuuliza "Who is your Daddy?" ananijibu Ezekiel Mutiso 😂.
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Transfer window ya Kenya imefunguliwa na Kakamega homeboyz wamebuy midfielder kutoka Bandari 5k 😅.
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"Dear lord, Nimeamka early morning kuelekea CBD to fight for my country, hii maandamano ya Tuesday is Tuesday tusipelekwe sayuni, amen ".#FreeMoraraKebaso
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Kwa nyumba kiberiti ni rhino, sufuria ni simba, unga ni ndovu alafu wewe mwenyewe ni fisi 💔 😂.
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Bishop muheria refused to shake the devil's hand at Embu.
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What's the difference between AWD & 4WD kwa magari?
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When your d!çk is sweet you don't need to tell her to raise up her legs.She will find a place and hang it herself.
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Relatives from your mother's side love you the most because they're sure you're their relative.
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Huyu gathee ni kama alikuwa anatoa lyrics kwa setbooks bana 😅
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Wajaluo na kuforce watu wakule omena in the name of "hujaonja yenye nimepika" 😂 😂 💔.
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Kwa exam ukianza kuandika , although, therefore,, hiyo ni sup direct💔😂 😂.
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Kudinya dem mkonde si kitu rahisi. Unampanua miguu inalia kama mlango.
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Wakuu mtu akimwaga in the process ya kuvaa CD anafaa kujitetea aje 🤣.
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Unasemanga stress ya january unakosea,kuna jamaa wangu ndio container yake ya Christmas trees imefika port saa hizi 💔😂.
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"enda jikoni uambie mamako unataka brother wa kuchezanga na yeye"😂😂
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Never start a business to make money, start a business to make a difference.
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Tulikuwa tumetengeneza savings account na msupa wangu , yeye alikuwa anatoa suruali mimi natoa pesa.
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Tokea vyenye uko ata sisi hatujapiga luku is one hell of a scam.
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Lakini African couples are very weird. Unapata mtu akona bibi wawili na hawafanyi 3some 😂.
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