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A lady from Nyeri who can't even harm a fly 😁 | HR Prof 📙 | YOLO✌✌✌ (Views are my own 😎)

Nairobi - Kenya
Joined May 2009
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@MissWanyeri
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4 years
May your application, CV, proposal fall in the right hands before the end of the year 🙏
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@MissWanyeri
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2 years
There are guys who go to sleep at about 10pm on New Years Eve then wake up tomorrow like nothing happened....heeh no anxiety, zero countdown 😆
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@MissWanyeri
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🤣🤣🤭🤭
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@MissWanyeri
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Is this true? 🤭
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@MissWanyeri
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3 years
So tragic 😥 may they all RIP
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@MissWanyeri
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@MissWanyeri
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3 years
If a married man with a family can have time to have an affair...why is a single person so busy for you? 🤭
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@MissWanyeri
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4 years
Microsoft Nairobi Office is hiring software engineers....for those who might be interested check out their website
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@MissWanyeri
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3 years
Cute 🤭😅
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@MissWanyeri
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Some people are very funny,Unaambia mtu usiku, Sina pesa..Then anakutext asubuhi, ulipata?? Kwani mimi ni mwizi...🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@MissWanyeri
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This has cracked me up "Hakuna Statement Madem huandika na machungu kama:: "Bado unatuma ama nijisort?" 😂😁😂😂
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@MissWanyeri
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😅
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@MissWanyeri
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3 years
What is this post? 🤭
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@MissWanyeri
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2 years
This gets me all the time 🤣🤣
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@MissWanyeri
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2 years
🤣🤣🤣 wau
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@MissWanyeri
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3 years
If you want to know you're in a HR office....look at the back 🤭🤭
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@MissWanyeri
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4 years
Waauu 🤣🤣
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@MissWanyeri
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3 years
I've remembered one of my pals had a crazy girlfriend....she used to say she's gone on a "safari" kumbe she's hid chini ya bed to see if the guy/bf will come with a chic at home 🤭🤭
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@MissWanyeri
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3 years
Funniest thing I've read this morning.... "5 minutes into a kiss ushaanza kutafuta cut out" 🤣🤣
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@MissWanyeri
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5 years
Some guys on FB are just crazy 🤣🤣
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@MissWanyeri
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1 year
My land is 🇰🇪 ❤️ 😍
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@MissWanyeri
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2 years
Good memories...kids who grew up in the 90s can relate 🙂
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@MissWanyeri
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EABL introducing 6 months paid maternity leave for ladies has really taken then a notch hire in regards to employer branding 👏 if only other companies could borrow a leaf sigh
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@MissWanyeri
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4 years
The way Makena loves Mitchelle 💘 ❤ Kenyan men should take notes 📝 😃
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@MissWanyeri
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2 years
Tomorrow we are back to "find attached" and "kind regards" 🤭
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@MissWanyeri
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Choose friends who can mention you in a room full of opportunities.....building on each other helps.....👍
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@MissWanyeri
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Okay can we drop some hobbies in our CVs please 🤣 (shared)
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@MissWanyeri
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Facebook though 😂
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@MissWanyeri
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This guy is hilarious 😂
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@MissWanyeri
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3 years
😅😅 what a message 💉💉
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@MissWanyeri
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3 years
🤭🤭🤭
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@MissWanyeri
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9 months
If you earn more than KES. 36,000 p.m. Gross, your NSSF deduction is about to go up from KES. 1,080 p.m to KES. 2,160 on Year 2 which begins this month. The deductions will increase each year till year 5
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@MissWanyeri
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3 years
With this new variant 😬
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@MissWanyeri
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How the first attacker blew himself up..... 😬😬
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@MissWanyeri
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3 years
🤭🤭🤣🤣
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@MissWanyeri
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2 years
Pray for everyone who is job searching for God to open doors 🙏 it's not an easy process
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@MissWanyeri
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2 years
TBT 😅 supplement twitter 🤣
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@MissWanyeri
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4 years
Heh fashion....as a guy, would you wear this?
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@MissWanyeri
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Happy freaking birthday to me 🎂
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@MissWanyeri
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Start up companies in Kenya must be struggling to get top developers if these are the salaries being paid by big tech companies...i.e. Google, Microsoft and Amazo i.e junior developer roles from 300KES p.m to KES 1.3M p.m for senior roles 🙆‍♂️
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@MissWanyeri
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5 years
Did anyone ever receive the large trash cans mentioned? 😬
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Every homestead will receive large trash cans which will be emptied everyday by the county in conjuction with youth groups #FixingNairobi
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@MissWanyeri
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4 years
Why do I attract guys who write like this 😬😬😬
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@MissWanyeri
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3 years
Guys who have gone to Osumo...is there any other "meats" on the menu other than fish?
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@MissWanyeri
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4 years
Btw Shaffie definitely has a case - just by the fact he didn't get a fair hearing - that termination was unfair as per the Employment Act (Labour Laws)
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@MissWanyeri
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Today we are only speaking in English 😅😅 huyu hajachelewa speaking about the CSs
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@MissWanyeri
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I think about this guy sometimes....heeh hata kama ni "raha jipe mwenyewe" 🤭
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@MissWanyeri
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+ 1 today....Happy Birthday to me 🎂 Thank You God for this new life 🙏
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@MissWanyeri
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There is a start up I worked for a while back....unaitwa Manager na salary ya KES. 30K plus commissions heeh
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@MissWanyeri
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5 years
Felt cute might delete later kind of pic 😊😊
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@MissWanyeri
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May your application, CV, proposal fall in the right hands this New Year and may your name be mentioned in a room full of opportunities 🙏
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@MissWanyeri
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If you resigned from your work place then your employer gives you a good counter offer...."more than" what you're going to get in your next job..would you consider to take it?
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I've just remembered...there is a pal of mine who I went to visit for lunch and while he was preparing the meal in the kitchen, guess what he put for me to watch "porn" I felt so offended.......
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@MissWanyeri
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Saw this post on LinkedIn yesterday...it got me 🤭🤭😅😅
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@MissWanyeri
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3 years
NSSF twitter can relate 🤭
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Do you think money can solve all your current problems?
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@MissWanyeri
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4 years
Nairobi 🙆 frauds....Beware!
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@MissWanyeri
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What's your most important thing when you look for a job? 1. Salary + Benefits 2. Culture 3. Career Development 4. Flexi Work Arrangements 5. Others
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I had a male BFF for so many years.....and there is nothing we did other than a friendly hug....so it's possible to be just good friends without anything extra
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@MissWanyeri
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If IEBC isn't credible....why are we having guys being sworn in all over? 🤔💭
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@MissWanyeri
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3 years
NSSF twitter do you remember this type of pencils? #TBT
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@MissWanyeri
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2 years
Heeh number 1 is tricks.....
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@MissWanyeri
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3 years
The floods yesterday were terrible 🙆‍♂️
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@MissWanyeri
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4 years
Guys who smell dope, dress nicely and are smart upstairs are such a turn on
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@MissWanyeri
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ⓘ You have a fine face card show it off
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@MissWanyeri
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1 year
Mood 🤣🤭🤭
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@MissWanyeri
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We have all sorts of news in this country 🤣🤣
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@MissWanyeri
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God bless those men who smell good 🙏
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@MissWanyeri
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2 years
Only NSSF twitter will understand 🤭😅
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@MissWanyeri
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Some guys don't have chills 🤣
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@MissWanyeri
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Btw I've just remembered a mistake someone did.... If you're changing jobs... Never resign from your current job until you get your offer letter or contract from your other employer... This is for the new guys in the job market 😎
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Talk about a good 🇰🇪 brand ambassador 🙂🙂 occupy to DC was a success 🙌
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🤭🤭🤭
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@carlmizy
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by now tumebaki waluhya kama 6 Nai.
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@MissWanyeri
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If you're a man...have you been taken out this month by a lady?
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@MissWanyeri
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This sufuria by Salad Master is the "ferrari" of sufurias....you cook with it with no oil, no salts etc. The food cooked in here reduced life style diseases ...attended the demo and I found it impressive. It costs about KES. 100K and there are bigger sizes if you want 😃
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@MissWanyeri
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So true 👇
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@MissWanyeri
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This pic has just brought back childhood memories. I miss goody goody goody
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@MissWanyeri
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🤣🤣 wait for it
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I always pray for unemployed people to get jobs soon...🙏 those applications you make one day they will pay off....you'll get that phone call you've been waiting for 🙏
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There is a time I actually thought Wajackoyah had good ideas... but these days the more he speaks the more "anaharibu" sigh 😕
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2 years
Never been to Loft but the videos I'm seeing this morning 😬 that place looks wild heeeh
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@MissWanyeri
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@MissWanyeri
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Are there any single nice men left?
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@MissWanyeri
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Just remembered interviewing a candidate for a certain position. Me: Where do you see yourself 5 years from now? Candidates Response: Only God Knows That answer was hilarious 🤣 Long story short: That staff is one of the top performers Moral: Never judge a book by its cover!
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@MissWanyeri
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Yesterday was beautiful 💕
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@MissWanyeri
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2 years
Single men over 35 wako wapi?
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@MissWanyeri
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Woiye so the guy who was killed by the wife yesterday in Thome used to be battered almost every week but didn't leave the marriage 😔 he just used to confide in his friend 😔 may that family RIP
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@MissWanyeri
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Every girl deserves to have a little black dress somewhere 😃
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What a poster 🤭
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I'm curious... If you decide to resign from your current employment for greener pastures/another company... Then your current employer decides to give you a counter offer/match the salary of what the other company is giving you....would you stay? Or still leave?
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@MissWanyeri
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5 years
HRs busy right now drafting emails to "all staff" informing them of the new Public Holiday
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@MissWanyeri
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4 years
Before we wrap up the year: Just a tip about job searching. Most companies use software to conduct a keyword search on your CV. The key to hacking these searches is by making sure your CV has as many of the keywords that the software is searching for within the body of your CV.
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To whom it may concern " new job seekers":- When applying for a job by email - Do Not 1. Share your CV on Google Drive 2. Put password on your CV 3. Forward your previous job application 4. Forget to customize your cover letter to current job
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@MissWanyeri
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4 years
Brand New Day. May your name be mentioned in a room full of opportunities today. May your CV be shortlisted this week....May you receive that great phone call you have been waiting for 🙏🙏
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As guys are busy job hunting, your CV is the first impression you make on prospective employers when applying for jobs.. Here are some of the CV writing mistakes you should avoid: 1. Failing to Include Specific Accomplishments (e.g. increase sales by x% in your last position?
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@MissWanyeri
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Professional flower girl 🥰🥰
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@MissWanyeri
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So true 😅
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