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New Episode out! We finish our Real Lives of Mormon Wives recap + discuss the RHOSLC premiere and more! Episode here:
@girlwhateverpod
Girl Whatever Podcast
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We‘re so back! Tune in to this weeks episode of Girl Whatever where we discuss everything going on in Utah right now. Don‘t forget to follow all our new socials like this one! ✨💋
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this is one of those stories that reminds us all why we stay on this app. yes we all have severe and untreatable brain damage, but on occasion something so supremely absurd happens that we all get to stop and giggle together
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This Willy Wonka story is incredible. What's going on here? What part of the film was this hahahahaha.
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termites:
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i love house i’m sorryyyyyyy
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“you just can’t tell the truth” IM SCREAMINGGGG
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our country is being held hostage by a bunch of miserable freaks whose children don’t speak to them anymore
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Target pulls some LGBTQ+ merchandise from Pride collection following backlash from conservatives.
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Nosotros ijbolamos
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I need to know what charli’s voicemail said and how this remix came to be because it’s genius for them to have this conversation hashing out their issues w each other and resolving them as a remix and ending with them both saying they ride for each other likeeeeee GAGGED
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Lorde’s full part on the girl, so confusing remix
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Harry Styles when he’s asked about his sexuality
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Marina joining the Girl, so confusing conversation
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the way I forced my friends to watch this at Friendsgiving and it was even better than I remembered
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a relationship should be 50/50. i let you take my virginity, you turn out to be the ghost face killer who murdered my mother
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where is this freak’s movie
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literally cannot stop saying this
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neeeeeed to split a bottle of dry white wine with her
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Sarah Paulson in AHS Hotel
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there was a period of around 2 years in my life where this was the funniest thing I had ever seen
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her dogs scattering is sending
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This does not make sense
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what the hell is a confidence activist
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No artpop on the Chromatica tour omg
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Dorinda hunting the rhony reboot cast at bluestone manor would make an incredible peacock original horror film
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Dorinda Medley challenges ‘RHONY’ reboot stars to film at Bluestone Manor with OG cast: ‘See how they fare’
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Tom Girardi driving in Pasadena
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he’s dressed like a real housewife going to Mexico
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Sprinter vans on the real housewives
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What's the most iconic venue in all of sports?
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they got Kyle Richards omg
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This ain't Texas. Ain't no hold 'em.
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Harry Styles found dead
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Try again
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🚨BREAKING🚨According to leaked court documents, US District Judge Sidney H. Stein will sentence #RHOSLC cast member Jennifer Shah to time served, citing the fact that she “has been serving since birth,” and will order the immediate release of the reality tv star this Friday.
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Kristen Doute was put on this earth to be on reality television or unemployed
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Dorinda Medley after one martini
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linguistics students should study Meredith Marks’s accent
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the Justice Department to Donald Trump
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leaving Mexico and I just accidentally said hola to a white lady flight attendant
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Y’all Meredith marks went around this drag brunch hosted by Luann giving people bumps of her caviar 😭
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not the cast trip being Jen’s trial in NYC 😭😭😭
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snow on the beach
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this rhony reboot ass shoot
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Jeremy Allen White for Calvin Klein
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I think about this Animoji video that Kelly Dodd send to Vicki everyday
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what’s an insult you’ll never forget? 😭
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Can you watch her while I smoke
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went on a pilgrimage to the holy land
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Erin being reduced to simply “a Trumper” makes me genuinely giddy
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Bravo’s reboot of Real Housewives of New York City featured fashion icon Jenna Lyons and a Trumper, but a fashion publicist truly stole the show. ‘The Real Housewives of New York City’ is the Jessel Taank show. 🔗
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allowing myself to skip the gym, open a bottle of Pinot Grigio, and catch up on my shows
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Whos going to clean your toilets Donald Trump?
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NO MORE INFLUENCERS ON RHONY!!!! we need them to cast an alcoholic who is also a domestic terrorist instead
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The Real Housewives of the Stone Age discussing an argument that occurred at someone’s home
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Early RHONJ reunions are crazy because it’s just Teresa Guidice fending off 2 couches full of her opps
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Brandi Glanville has gone through worse
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Just re-upping this in everyone's feed, if you don't mind
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the bouncer not knowing who Julia Fox is at the Charli boiler room afters 😭😭
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she went into witness protection after seeing the fans’ reaction to her
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I barely recognised Sai omg??? #RHONY
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This is what it feels like to have more than 2 tasks to do at work
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I rewatched this part 4 times
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whenever a housewife begins a season by saying “I’m in a really positive place right now and I just want to have fun” they are about to become involved in a situation so toxic it rivals only Chernobyl
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It’s her day
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Today is National One-Hit Wonder Day.
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if you got a problem with me, that’s your probble
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ladyland festival ♡︎ friday, june 28th
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When Jessel sits down with her for their first lunch scene together and goes “aren’t you a Scientologist? I heard you worship aliens hunny.”
@yashar
Yashar Ali 🐘
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And your regular reminder that Rebecca Minkoff is a proud Scientologist. In 2021, she defended Scientology and lied about it during an interview with NYT. She and her family have donated over $5 million to Scientology’s war chest which is used to fund the harassment of
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Jen Shah was so mindful of why she was invited to the federal penitentiary
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Lorde waking up to Charli’s voicemail
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Kristen Doute
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STOP TWEETING ABOUT THE OSCARS WE NEED TO DEFEND MONICA GARCIA
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not one thing about this video isn’t completely unhinged and disturbing
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Kate Chastain when everyone walked into the breakfast room right after she became a traitor #TraitorsUS #TheTraitors
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this is what it feels like to stan Angie K
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real
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@beyoncegarden
𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
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name two people who you've always thought looked alike😭
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who remembers this
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she’s soooo 😭😭
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this is not a human sound
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me exploring the tunnel under ocean blvd
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this is the bat signal but for Kyle Richards
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Imagine Dorinda at a traitors round table
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this is her pre-Ijbol face
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I have listened to this 10 times and I cannot understand what Meredith is saying for the life of me
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SHES THE CEO OF THE END LISA BARLOW CORPORATION
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Y’all defending her for not getting a fair shot when her husband has SA allegations and is a terf. We’re good
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‘Disappointed’ Annemarie Wiley fired from ‘RHOBH’ after 1 season
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let me pour this nasty ass cocktail and serve jaw
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She has advanced Greek Rights by at least 5 decades
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Angie K cried when saw that she was center snowflake this season #RHOSLC
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this is one of those videos that permanently re-wires the neural pathways in my brain. my brain chemistry is forever altered. i will never escape Dorinda’s dance. i will see it when i close my eyes. it will visit me in my dreams, uninvited
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Nike is dropping an "Electric Pack" of avant garde eyewear on 7/24 🕶️
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. @realDonaldTrump your bills have been affected
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i’ve never seen a line delivered with such conviction and such power. she is working hard for that emmy
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Gwyneth Paltrow skiing
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Lizzo to her dancers
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Bethenny lowkey ended Ramona with “You got crazy eyes, fucking chicken in your purse and drinking fucking rosé behind a couch, screaming it’s cold in here.. you’re a horror show”
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🚨BREAKING: People Magazine can now confirm based on conversations with sources close to production that Brandi Glanville will be returning for Season 13 of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills as a full-time housewife. Are you excited for Brandi’s return?
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New on @MSNBC : Former RHONY star @CaroleRadziwill  is officially being vetted by the Harris campaign as a potential vice presidential nominee pick, according to two sources familiar with the process.  @NBCNews
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Another week in the Vida Tequila mines 😔
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this eatery #RHOBH
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The constant dynamic shifts is why RHOSLC will continue to be successful. Whitney Angie and Mary on the same team…MY TEAM THE DREAM TEAM
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this is playing in the background in my brain at all times
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y’all hate on this lady but she has given us many of the most entertaining moments on rhony and rhugt. she’s a true entertainer and performer
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now from the top make it drop
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just remembered last season’s RHOSLC storylines were a fake healing journey and a fake choir …. we cannot go back to that omg
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