Delmonico
@dristin542
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Give me a bandwagon and I'll jump on. If you're gonna do something do it thrice. Bad self talk is a curse🌹🌹
Stuck in Oklahoma
Joined May 2015
@ObviousRises @CommentCopped @AQLYSR Vote for what? this is Hong Kong? . Also, the next person to be president was literally an Attorney General, bro. .
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@LeoPrime98 @youtube_bad Dude. I've had some of the best Gelato at a Pride Parade. And before you say anything would you rather have more milk or eggs In your ice cream?? That's all Gelato is. Little to no eggs ice cream with less air. It's delicious.
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@depthsofwiki @DaSmallGerm the 24th century is looking to be lit for JeSussy and his merry band misfits
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@DewEnjoyer Yes and his name is Scrappy Doo and I'm sick of the disrespect he unjustly gets.
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@cockterbattl @LeoPrime98 @youtube_bad I was talking to someone earlier today about ice cream and it reminded me of my 2nd pride parade. And the post reminded of if. So no one asked, but did someone really need to ask?.
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@SYACVG Just told my 10yo neighbor about how #Peter can't Salute. he had tears in her eyes. And then he did the Wakanda pose and said #Petekanda forever -- which is the sort of pop culture cross-over that I can celebrate.
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@squalsys @manykudos He probably lost weight. I read somewhere that for every 35 pounds (16kg) of weight lost a man can gain an inch.
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@tulpapilled I'll massage my meat. twice as hard for him. Since he can't .Massage his without .Dying.
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@EricG1247 @SenMullin @ComfortablySmug The branch that teaches him how to rustle cattle from his neighbors. Man's a cattle thief who under pays illegals to work his ranch during the winter.
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@VivaDaRevo I want to commission an artist to draw a character in this pose. Maybe Powergirl. Starfire. Cynthia.
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@RC_UTSA @CrackerBarrel They're not grooming your kids. The older kid, the priest, the scout leader named Kieth are probably doing the grooming.
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@AltHistCody Man's a cattle thief. Who cuts the tags out of his neighbor's cattle and claims them has his own.
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@fosterpilled @Sparrow_Hater Or at least Trump University. Hell maybe even the University of Phoenix could've prevented this. .
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@KyleNumber @elonmusk @catturd2 Trent Reznor wrote Johnny Cash's best song. How have you contributed to culture Elon?.
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@LegendAlphaMale @SpudSecurity @ConSelfOwns Stop beating off the bush and say they would make bigger tits.
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@notacosmichero Indie rock discovered here leads to one of two places Alex G or 100 Gecs infecting my play. DOESN'T MATTER THE GUITAR AT THE END OF THIS SONG IS AMAZING.
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@gucciHoffa @Esqueer_ Nope, I turned off auto update after he announced he was changing the icon, to the X. It's too corny.
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@DreamLeaf5 Couldn't this also apply to most presidents?? Only reason I ask is cause I have a life and don't feel wasting my 1st day off in two weeks on researching Bush or Reagan's cabinet.
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@akie_works I could read some fanfiction of Courage or Dexter (murderer) not (kid genius) trying to solve the Kira case. Wait could Sam and Dean solve the case??.
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@billybrizzle420 Hell yeah! It's been 384 days since I last did the devil drug. And soon I'll cross a year since I bought a pack of cigarettes.
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@breadmerald @marionumber4 It isn't. This account is just trying to get people to check out RFK's account.
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@Wagnersfamily @SameeraKhan Damn the pro taliban and Andrew Tate Russian today journalist has me blocked. I love this app
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@obynofranc @mattxiv I tried coming out has to pan to some of my friends. Guess what their response was. In this order. What's that?? You make non stick pans sticky don't you!. They have one joke and it sucks.
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@BastianKezzif @RiseFallNickBck I thought it meant taking a pause from men when I first heard about at the age of eight.
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@image_origins This movie is why I always play an old dwarf character in fantasy games when available, and it has romance options.
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@beatmastermatt Yes but my Neo-Napoleanic grandpa taught me all about WW1 and how all the world's problems can be traced back to the English and their infamous erectile disfunction.
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@WAHHHHBUFFET @VaushV @ostonox Not yet but she does reply to dm's and we've had a few interesting convos.
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@FINALLEVEL @StephenKing He lost the election but he won his freedom. He can now go back to being a rich entitled senior citizen. And above all else he never has to look at another boring intelligence briefing or Mike Pence!.
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@AlaskanTzar I want a fanfiction set like ten years after the ending and Aang goes on another journey. An adult journey of knocking up random people, but It's mostly fire nation people cause of war reparations. Heck have him give Zuko a little brother. If his mom's still kicking.
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@PolinaVol95 @Qurandale @Rap You don't get a get out of jail free card for killing THE terrorist. Also, I've heard three different men claim to have done said deed at the bar, so I have my doubts.
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@Konfal05 Naruto has the worst retcons out of the big three. Bleach did what Naruto tried so hard to do effortlessly. Create a mastermind central villain not once but twice.
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@JennyENicholson It's the robotic thin arm that's a little too long with the combination of her elbow looking fake. Also Mickie's jacket is Ill fitting. And blue pants without a bulge!?!?. Preposterous!.
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@ChaosGiggity @newworldartur Not everything revolves around American politics. They're monarchist.
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@RonDeSantis I could be what's your stance on legalizing all drugs and prosecuting the Purdue family for crimes against humanity?.
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@AltHistCody This is high art that, if produced twenty years ago, YouTubers would write 45 minute long video essays about it.
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@drmistercody Replace Elon with Milo Yuiknodapus and you got the Four horsemen of the griftpoclyspe.
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@NarutoVibe And only one has in Relevancy in Boruto. Also half the people on pictured above are dead, but none are better than this dead GOAT
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@fckeveryword I will literally if I could. It's shape just turns me on and thinking about it. Sends shivers down my spine.
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@bigbangtheism @PopulismUpdates Considering 9/11 in America was a sequel to the one in Chile it would be a threequel so 9/11; No Way Home.
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