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you know nothing of my wizardry P.S. #texashockey forever

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@sk8b0rt lol dude went to home depot (lowes is for true warm blooded americans), bought a wheelbarrow and four bags of mulch, and thought that made him a working man
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@sunni3e @LivingTombstone Me when the second plane collides
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@wildtiktokss You heard of a blood oath, now get ready for a shit oath
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@ItsTinnakorn i mean is the concept of that video not the concept of what europe has been doing for the past 400 years
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@moosegops @WholesomeMeme What the hell are you talking about man
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@CantEverDie ive said it before, if trump just stayed in the entertainment industry he'd be top 5 most beloved americans of all time. he's the most entertaining man ever and it's sad that he used that as a loophole in our democracy
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@Sin_Salt people are afraid to see real autism representation in action
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@okimstillhungry the dude behind her is white and he's one of the only ones laughing. the problem isn't the arabs the problem is something to do with this chick.
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@fyridk "sex only when she's in the mood" yeah that's how people work, guy
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@womenpostingws "woman moment" and it's just a lady being sweet and inclusive. like yes this is a woman moment.
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@FacebookAIslop this one is only sweet because this was from that actually happening
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@CEOofIsaac A tale as old as time
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@DPPt_Shitpost Whay yuo think Maro was 40 year ago vs what matio was 40 years...
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@RatiosCrazy That's just straight up not what they were saying lol. A successful ratio but a lame one
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@ItssKeyboard @LilithLovett His aunt came out and said that he was terrified about going on. However his dad made him because he was maniacally obsessed with the Titanic or something
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@FacebookAIslop no way it's the return of ethinically ambigaus
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@creation247 These for sure
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@VaultDeadling @fasc1nate Similarly to how Weird Al made the single "Don't Download This Song" - about filesharing websites like Napster - exclusively available for free digital download at first
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@notinbts It's Shoe0nHead
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@sitandsai it's like this except if lenny and carl were the ones dating eachother
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@piercethedomino @gayydriann @tyler02020202 He didn't say she was mean, the man just itches for cyberbullying
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@StudioYotta Please add this
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@kettakujo hes irish that's close enough to gay
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@CharlieSosnick Yo, that baby's a fuckin badass 🤘🤙
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@TheCartoonBase "Can I get 3 tickets to the Mario movie?"
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@GreenTextRepost if you just doubled down on that and made a joke out of it you'd become a local hero
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@tragicbirdapp Twitter user @tragicbirdapp when obvious satire
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@PKontwt @ItsYourShojoEmb hold up, ain't you Nathaniel B?
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@bengrossbg Looking at other photos it's definitely not a swastika but goddamn what an unfortunate angle to see the tattoo at
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@rustonmydoor_ @istillhearyou @musicstruggles1 "Your home cooked meal may be delicious but McDonalds has sold billions of burgers!!!"
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@sp1337art @gwenstacying Twitter Blue buyer try not to sexualize children challenge (impossible) (gone sexual (unfortunately))
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@pushpins_ @okimstillhungry finally someone who will accept her despite her wearing the same damn shirt everyday
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@fivestarclemen That's just for views, his stuff is cool. His thumbnails can be raunchy but himself in the videos is more mature
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@lukeisamazing Nah man, that's just how his hair was drawn. It's blue when he's older
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@nikicaga all monarchs are bad monarchs
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@rachelmillman i don't understand what you think the community note was trying to do
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@BGrowman @jemiggb exactly, not to mention how symbolically adding specific representation rather than just "this is the flag to represent them all" makes it far less inclusive
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@SICKOFINITY @youtube_good_ no it's saying israel is bad and spreads propaganda lol
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@NightjarArt @CantEverDie born to be a drag queen forced to be american fuhrer
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@RibaldDrivel @maxberger In one ear out the other
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@Snarggleflarpf @CantEverDie im not gonna pull our the screenshot but i never said he was a good person or i liked him in any way, that's a completely unrelated idea. i said he's entertaining
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@Shark3ozero I think every woman he's within 50 feet of is in danger
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@Stone_tossers Nazis are famously oppressed
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@JoeyRashyBum69 @djamesse_ he's not even guerilla advertising like the rest of them he just wants to talk to spongebob
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@PoliticsLs there's a lot you can say against communism im sure, but "workers don't know how to do their job" is a strange one
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@disturbingshirt Oh shiiiit it's penis-chan, I completely forgot about her
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@FTate05 DONT QUESTION JUCIKA
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@EndWokeness Childhood of course ends at 2
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@BR_OpenIce @millerjryan i suggest the "Utah Latter-Day Saints"
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@redpyrameadhead Releasing an alcoholic version of an otherwise virgin drink for the drinks 21st anniversary of existing is actually genius
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@vashnare @MEGID0LA0N @DonutOperator @RightWingCope You've clearly never stepped foot in a school, which begs to reason why you joined the military
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@socialactavis it took me a second to realize he was just showing the strength of the mount, not that he was offering to just hold the TV up if you paid him $40
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@socialaskan i love dallas as someone who lives in the metroplex but the carcentricity(?) of it makes me want to cry if we tore down all the highways and built more high density jobs and housing dallas would be like 3 biggest american city
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@metalwolfkaiju @OrwellNGoode Who the hell wouldn't? The rich are not our friends
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@jordan_kittley @JJWl270 @NoContextBrits Eh, not really. Not nearly as much at least
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@NebulaTheOwl @EndangeredComic Idk if that's more horrifying, thats just like, you get to experience your 80s onward again
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@aHigherPower4 @KellytoyDK "I'm really liking what Elon Musk has done to Twitter"
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@wydccalamity This (by @calkearns ) was the only good one
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@bornposting Tbf the MCU is a universe, not one series. If there were 32 Spiderman movies that'd be really stupid, but the longest one series is Thor, with four movies.
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@Boringstein its just a matter of time before the twitter artists take these characters and make them genuinely love eachother and i can't wait
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@Pluras_Adrienne @Robtguyman2 This one is neat too but it doesn't work nearly as well imo
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@maxberger They specifically said "hey if this stops being cool just start again lol" and that's the part nobody listened to
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@PlasmaAries @TheComiCoalMan lol yeah it seems probably more ableist to imply disabled people can't create art and need stinky computers to do it for them
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@mannyfidel I LOVE SPORTS I LOVE SPORTS I LOVE SPORTS
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@wizardsextape "it is a medical FACT. supported by ancient literature and scripture." is really funny
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@burndtmidi @goodonthbun not watching your fucking video essay bud
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@MatttGFX @Space_Plumber You did???? You're my hero that's one of my favorite images
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@HBAcrypto @RespectfulMemes Yoooo I got that NFT too
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@LaughTale0 I'm gonna be real I couldn't care less if Matt cheated on his girlfriend
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@DsMetros I'm a massive manwhore, I take a hilarious amount of drugs, I'm probably bisexual, I'm new in town
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@WholesomeMeme And clearly the husband was there too or else this photo wouldn't exist
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@Dorkfishie1 @Chromadeline Nicknames are weird, I can see Toby traditionally being a nickname for Robert. Same way how Peggy comes from Margaret
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@uzurpatori_ "oh mein gott!!"
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@LSMark_ perhaps it's using that to show that the fairies are an analogy for childhood whimsy?
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@MappyPoop Bro I just love living in Houston
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@souljagoytellem it's funny (for many reasons but heres one) because the AI created the most androgynous child i've ever seen
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@TheCupidKid why the hell does nidoqueen have the exact same head as lapras
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@Barrenette @hangry_yuri @Trey_Explainer You understand the heads weren't naturally like that, right?
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@aquaimperium8 That's really funny but what was probably meant back then was more just like "stuck in its ways" or something like that, right?
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@SonicDevoid @AvengersBad No because she's over 18
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@ExtremistLs "interesting how this massive structure in the middle of berlin is culturally relevant to the german people 🤔 🤔"
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@twothickscoops that's just what having most male presence in your life is like
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