Drew Dunn
@drewdunncomedy
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Happy to see people enjoying my Trump bit being shared around the last couple days. Here's a link to the full uncut video:
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This is a good time to be alive unless you're a chicken.
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Worshipping any politician is an interesting choice.
#standupcomedy
#election
#trump
#kamala
#impression
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People are worried about celebrities overusing private jets... the real rich people are coming and going in those UFOs.
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Wow. Surreal to have one of my jokes brought up on the biggest podcast in the world. Thanks to
@joerogan
for the love. I might be the only guy even the wizard
@JamieVernon
couldn't find 🤣
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My aunts dog is waging war with my dogs. And they mean business.
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Happy to say I'll be jumping on tour with
@DaneCook
again this year. Starts Aug 30 at the Palms in Vegas!
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To the people that stand in the middle of moving sidewalks:
Fuck You.
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Why are we even still printing things out? Fuckin cartoon people raiding houses looking for documents like its 1955. Put that shit on the cloud and grow up.
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@jason_howerton
Hey thanks for sharing this! Glad to see people enjoying it. Here is the full bit if you want to check it out!
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Fuck masks on a plane, but everyone should be required to wear deodorant.
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I am heading south for the next few weeks! Who wouldn't want to be in the south in August? Come see me live in
#NC
,
#TN
,
#TX
and
#DC
!
#standupcomedy
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Just heard someone say "thats actually comical" instead of laughing in conversation. We 're all fucked
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Everyone is "sex positive" until an old guy is watching porn on the plane.
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Last night was the best experience if had in standup. Great crowd, killer line up front to back and my set couldnt have gone better. Hats off to
@justforlaughs
for making it feel special and we get to do it again…
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Spotify: Driver Mode Enabled for your safety
Also Spotify: WATCH THIS SHORT VIDEO FOR 30 MINUTES OF AD FREE MUSIC
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I've said it before and I will say it again.
Just because YOU don't like something, doesn't mean it shouldn't exist.
#JoeRogan
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"Asteroid the size of 2 short dudes on each others shoulders in a trenchcoat" wasnt as catchy.
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I just heard a little kid say "of course I like Michael Jackson! Who doesnt?" Lol
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Using fossil fuels feels like using socks to wipe your ass in quarantine. It works, but its not sustainable.
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Come to this!
NEXT WEEK! 🔥🔥🔥 Get ready!!! One of our favorites
@drewdunncomedy
is headlining Nick's on Friday and Saturday.
GET TIX >>
#boston
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I use code word Rogan whenever i buy something online, just in case.
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Am I allowed to go to a dog park to just hang our with other people's dogs?
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The billionaires of today are the galactic emperors of tomorrow
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Thanks
@vanyaland617
for the write up! Cant wait!
In Comedy:
@drewdunncomedy
is ready to bring his best stuff to Montreal's
#JustForLaughs
, writes
@DadBodVanilla
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#AlternativePlots
The barracuda ate all of the eggs.
#YouAintFindingNemo
OR
Nemo follows the philosophies of Ghandi
#NemoFindsHimself
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I wonder how many McDonalds fries are sitting in a landfill still looking exactly the same.
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Great show last night at the Comedy Underground in Seattle. Tonight Whidbey Island Center for the Arts!
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Performing at an orthodox cathedral tonight. Beautiful space. It's amazing what people can accomplish when they don't have to pay taxes.
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If you are weaponizing a national tragedy to prove how your political views are "correct" you are a piece of shit, boring human.
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Off to Montreal! My New Faces showcase is tomorrow. Cant wait to check out the festival!
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#Comedy
#jfl
#just4laughs
#montreal
#boston
#nh
#standupcomedy
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I am more than excited to announce that I will be headlining
@laughboston
for the first time July 2-3! Tickets on my website!
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STARBUCKS GUY: you ordered that like a pro by the way.
ME: I need to make some changes in my life
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Parents: I am going to make sure my kids have a better life than I ever had.
Kids: *Having a better life*
Parents: what the fuck
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People think THIS is late stage capitalism. Hahahaha we havent even started mining the moon yet.
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FORTUNE COOKIE: Love goes nowhere uninvited.
ME: Don't rape, got it.
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I met a real celebrity last night
Opened up for the hilarious
@drewdunncomedy
at
@CoonamessettInn
tonight. I did a 15 minute set on seaweed, sand dollars and sea urchins.
The audience ate it (not me, luckily) up and Drew brought it home with his tales of marriage, fast food addiction, and millennials.
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Tonights the night! 9:30 show and I'm up 3rd. Couldnt be more pumped for this show.
jflcomedypro
@justforlaughs
#jflmtl
@ Monument-National
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Excited to be a part of
@boston_calling
this year in May. Get your tickets these are some dope shows!
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Everything on the internet is sarcasm until proven otherwise
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Last night's show was just insane. Over 1400 people in the beautiful Mt Baker Theater. Great way to wrap up the semi finals of
#SICC39
with some of the best comics I've ever shared the…
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I am 28 years old I have only been physically awake for 19 years.
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This Friday its time to put some if these jokes out there! Come watch me record live at the
@TupeloHall
going to be a killer night with special guest
@dancrohn
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Canada: You better be wearing your maskin our goddamn airports...
....unless its a chilis.
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What a crazy month in the Pacific Northwest and happy to say I took 1st place back to New England! Thank you to everyone that works to make this competition happen and to all of the great…
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Can't wait!
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When people say "living the dream" when you say "how are you?" They are not.
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Crazy to think I grew up to be the guy from finding nemo that's getting a root canal.
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I'm a confident guy, but not have a face time call in public confident
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Killer weekend at
@houseofcomedyaz
. Cant believe I get the chance to headline dope weekends like that. Awesome club great comics and all socially distant, safe and sanitized. Until next time AZ
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I need to remember to tone down the comedian in me when im around normal people.
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Got up at 430am and went for a run in the woods with some friends. Have to say I have never felt better. than all of you
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My wallet is alwats one more rewards card away from not folding correctly
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We should have called this the Batman virus. What a missed opportunity.
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I think health insurance should work like car insurance. If you give me the flu, you have to pay for it.
#WednesdayWisdom
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Companies that make tear gas are probably making more money than hand sanitizer companies
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Hey. All of you. Chill the fuck out. About everything. Its not that serious. Bye
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Heading back to Canada this weekend!
🎃IT'S A SPOOKTACULAR MONTH at
@ComicStripWEM
in
@Official_WEM
- This Week from
#NewFace
appearance at
#JustForLaughs
it's
@drewdunncomedy
- SOON -
#TheDopeShow
Oct. 16 -
@theejamesdavis
#WildNout
&
@Longfellowww
#BringTheFunny
- ℹ& 🎟HERE:
#YEGComedy
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I married this lady 5 years ago today. Best thing I have ever done :)
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Got a chance to perform at the new
@thestandnyc
and it is second to none. Amazing shows great crowds on a weekday. Feeling good about what comes next👌🏼 see you again soon NYC
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If you are spending time worried/thinking about Pete Davidson and Louis ck. You have too much time on your hands and need to find a new activity.
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I know im a millennial because my mom used to hit me with the ethernet cord.
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Can't think of a better way to wrap up a great year of comedy. 2 shows tonight with
@willnoonan
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Before you are able to run for president you should have to be able to reset the router in your house.
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I played a baseball game for the first time in almost 7 years yesterday. My knee hurts
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Psyched to be playing thr
@palacetheatrenh
with some of New England's best. Get your tickets while you can!
@jimmydunncomedy
is not my dad.
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Amazing show down the cape last night with
@paullandwehr603
and Steve Sweeney. So glad to see Flapjack Comedy back!
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