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Putting all the music threads in one place . . .
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@theserfstv
Such an odd way to say it too, for someone so apparently straightforward and masculine he uses such flowery girly language, the weirdo
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@MartNUFC
@FootyAccums
If you have regularly bet on Liverpool to win and Newcastle to lose over the last 20 years you'd be up on your money, so actually it wouldn't have been a bad betting strategy at all.
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@HITCSevens
Everton spending the best part of a billion and putting the existence of the club itself at risk to finish 8th a couple of times is up there for sure. Chelsea spending even more to finish 12th and 6th up there too.
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@StoolFootball
It's a nice little exchange. RM fans did this after being beaten 4-0 at Anfield previously and also after winning 3-0 previously. No one associated with this account has any clue about football culture lol
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Non-FPL Related but it's now precisely 30 days since I last had a cigarette
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@SamMcGuire90
Don't worry we'll both be back to our best next season and we'll lose the title on 110 points having scored 1 goal fewer
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@ManUtdPositive
@kieranhillfooty
@Sammcanee
two kids who did something without thinking, while you're, I assume, a grown adult who has decided to use the death of a child as a points scoring exercise on t'internet because two players who play for a club you don't like did a thing you can use against that club.
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@PaulFortune1975
@ChantLFC
Was confused by this for a second then I realised you were just being racist
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@N6meN0tF0und
@KnowNothingTV
wonder if he keeps the same energy for like, Elton John, just continues to call them Reg
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Was resisting the urge to post something snide about how it's Man Utd's cup final or some such but it's actually Arsenal's cup final it turns out, which is a bit weird but okay
Every Liverpool fan out there deserves that.
Your season is going to come crumbling down after the international break and it’s going to be beautiful.
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@topdolladreamer
@brfootball
if anyone dies at the stadium it's Queretaro's responsibility. If they die on the way to the hospital though . . .
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GW25 Predictions
Man Utd 1-2 Soton
Brentford 1-2 C Palace
Everton 1-7 Leeds
Watford 0-0 Brighton
Norwich 1-4 Man City
Burnley 0-2 Liverpool
Newcastle 1-1 A Villa
Spurs 1-1 Wolves
Leicester 1-1 West Ham
Man Utd 1-2 Brighton
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@RGuzma94
@LFCLaurie
@Kostarlos
They showed Chuckle Brothers in South America for years dubbed, it's really popular there, especially in Colombia, so Rotherham started to get a small cult following there. Sounds like a joke but genuinely true
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@ManUtdPositive
@kieranhillfooty
@Sammcanee
'nice try' like I'm trying to bait you. Tells me everything I need to know. Take a step back and grow up
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@United_Theory
@Sammcanee
Yeah, it's horrific. At worst you can say - probably shouldn't do that lads, be more careful next time yeah - then move on with your life. Some people let the club they support take over every aspect of their thinking
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@MBrassenstein
@NBCNews
I think vegans are far more likely to know where meat comes from and that's why they're vegan?
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@NahuelDeez
@BNONews
I mean, probably not. That's the catalyst but sport events don't happen in a vacuum - I'm not sure what's going on in Indonesia but this type of thing happening is usually indicative of wider issues
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@anon_opin
I imagine most people prefer black tea because green tea tastes like shite unsweetened and not because they think they're from different plants
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@joaofinogarcia
None of these were fired by City and Pep was a character witness in favour of mendy
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@ManUtdPositive
@kieranhillfooty
@Sammcanee
same again - grow up mate, seriously. Using death to get one over on a football team you don't like is not something to be proud of.
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Never saw even an inkling of this from Chelsea or City fans in the past (or currently), so credit to the Newcastle fans here who actually are showing their true values, it must be a really difficult thing to do and I never want to be in that position.
Solidarity from
@NoSaudiToon
As NUFCFans Against Sportswashing we will continue to expose the crimes of MBS and the Saudi dictatorship in Newcastle.
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@PotatoRooney
@NanaOkwabina
@ThomasThrowin
they want someone scoring direct from throw ins at least every other game
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@JonnyGabriel
Who else could turn a routine goal into a sonnet, a simple pass into a verse, and a last-minute winner into an epic tale? Peter Drury doesn't just describe; he elevates, transforms the mundane into the extraordinary, his words linger in minds like the lyrics of a timeless ballad.
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@MartNUFC
@FootyAccums
it's a throwaway comment on twitter tbf, not like I wrote a book that my career was dependent on that being correct or anything like
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@1neOffM
@lDystopias
@oilysailor
he was chuckling to himself heartily as he wrote that, before tearfully looking back at the match wistfully, thinking 'nearly 10 years . . . '
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@tubeyefc
@RP_Specs
@SkySportsPL
Liverpool getting blamed for an imaginary situation is a new one tbf, well done
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Team of the Season so far. Kovacic/TAA/Vardy very honourable mentions
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@jassim89
@BeelineVIPcoach
@gmpolice
@mufcMPB
@dansheldonsport
@MENnewsdesk
yes let's blame the small travel firm
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@Vardo191
@pboro5times
Well United can equal that 7 year record next year, by which time they'll already be up to 10 years without a title. Time is a jet plane!
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@MarchSimon
@SkySportsPL
March will throw his weight behind anything he thinks will make him look good on Twitter. You can tell he can't quite figure out which way to go on this one so he just slings a bit of anti-Klopp prop, which he knows will always go down well.
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@OldSchoolGame74
@theserfstv
Probably not normal, and even of those that were, no one would be so sexually active at that age to the extent that they forget some sexual partners. Probably not even at any age for that matter
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@F1shyBob
@planetjedward
what's wrong with what they said and why do you think it makes them 'edgy'?
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@CalebHogue
@sportbible
literally just a woman walking down the street and you want her jailed?
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Ten Hag arrived at 7 then. I see
All of the
#mufc
players reported for training by 9am this morning. Ten Hag had already been at Carrington for two hours before they arrived [men]
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@OldSwanBob
Man looks roughly 10 years older in photo taken roughly ten years after the first one shock
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@ronanpatlee
@AFCmakir
@SaifNerazzurro
@PhilFoden
don't remember Foden breaking into a safari park or setting fireworks off in someone's house either tbf
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@fiago7
Doesn't make sense that coaches aren't held under the same eligibility criteria as players
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@___z__________
@TheRightCant
Vaguely remember the OK sign thing but none of the other stuff means a thing to me, just seems odd af
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@GrundnigJonas
@TheRightCant
I imagine most vegans are aware that other people willingly eat meat
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🚨 Erling Haaland's cousin Albert Braut Haaland plays with Norwegian Bran: - 37 matches - 64 goals
He is 18 years old 🔥🔥
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@MartNUFC
@FootyAccums
are you sure it would be a great book? I doubt I'd read it let alone write it
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Liverpool paying 80m for Nunez and he cant even get in the Portugal side
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@Moz550
@NoContextBrits
I like the way the dad is physically holding on to the other kids so they don't go near him
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Now 100 days . . .
Non-FPL Related but it's now precisely 30 days since I last had a cigarette
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