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Bloke who just completed the marathon on the train and no one has moved to let him sit down. Sums up London that 😂.
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They’ve even started at The Emirates.
Loool Arsenal just going round the country emptying stadiums.
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That stinks of someone desperate to be ‘famous’.
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João Pedro not being sent off the same time as Duran’s appeal getting rejected is hilarious. Almost perfectly sums up the PL.
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Fair play to all teams who have contributed to our 23 points, you must be fucking terrible.
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This photo shows just how terrible the ground is.
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Turned up when it mattered yet again. Fair play to him.
Last night hurt. Absolutely gutted. Special thanks to Gareth and you amazing fans who kept belief in me. I love my country and I hope we made you proud. 🏴🦁
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Goal line technology is slightly more reliable than Derek from Twitter.
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Is that a filter or has he really framed his shirt like that?.
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Is now a good time?.
@cyples_jack Come back in a month when you lose it by three points and I’ll remind you of the 2-0 👍.
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Bowen on 28 without any penalties too. Worth a mention?.
Phil Foden, Cole Palmer & Jude Bellingham have all registered 30+ goal contributions across all competitions this season ✨. Bukayo Saka (29 G/A) is also on the verge of joining the 3⃣0⃣ club!
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I think we’ve got no chance but to miss out the team in 8th and include the team in 9th is mad 😂.
🔴 6. Man United | P34, 54 Pts.⚫️ 7. Newcastle | P34, 53 Pts.🔵 9. Chelsea | P33, 48 Pts. The race for Europa League football is heating up 👀
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People moaning at him for this are mad. I can’t imagine many people would turn down the opportunity to run with the prime minister no matter what their views are.
Morning run with the prime minister. Sharp change from the morning runs I have got used to over the last year🤣. It was a massive privilege to get the opportunity to run with the prime minister yesterday and poke my head around 10 Downing Street. Something I’ll enjoy telling the
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Becoming a club legend isn’t always what you do on the pitch. This kind of stuff means so much more.
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They weren’t satisfied with sending us up to Newcastle on a Monday, so they’ve done the same to their lot. What a joke.
West Ham’s home game against Newcastle United in March has been selected for Sky TV and has moved to the Monday Night Football slot
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Happily force football fans onto the wrong train at the weekend though 👍.
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Amount of Forest fans now saying Lingard doesn’t care and is there for the money hahahaha.
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👏 We had our first ever crossbar hit from Braintree supporter Daniel on Tuesday night in the revamped Minstermen Challenge!. Think you've got what it takes? Fill in the form to have a chance at competing 👉 #YCFC 🔴🔵.
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It’s hilarious how we’ve tried different players and systems, but the answer is simple, Craig Dawson.
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Anton: “Why are you looking at me for? I’ll punch you up”. Hahahahahaha
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Holding a big sign saying ‘walk out 73’ and not walking out in the 73rd minute, probably because they’re winning is very funny.
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Not sure what happened here but this is another reason to like Jack Grealish.
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Absolutely everyone at West Ham.
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Long week for him 😭
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Fair play Alan Smith, that’s the worst man of the match pick I’ve ever seen.
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If they both survive it will be the first ever sacked in the morning sung by both teams aimed at their own managers, and probably will be the most entertaining part of the match.
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Has Schmeichel ever conceded a goal and not sprinted at the ref?.
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Sat behind Dec’s family and they are proper West Ham. Singing every song, his two nephews absolutely love it. That includes ‘one more year Declan Rice’ 👀.
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This title race has not been boring in the slightest.
Boring! The league is dead because of this. It's not the best league in the world. It's on a level with the French League. Predictable and dominated by a juggernought.
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It’s mad that the average football fan would look at Kehrer conceding a penalty and scoring an own goal and think he’s had a bad start at West Ham. He looks the real deal for me, just what we needed!.
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Hahahahha they actually think they are more hard done by ffs.
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Photoshopped Fullkrug hahahaha.
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This little cunt is going to cause havoc in the PL. Unbelievable player who is almost impossible to defend.
Special feeling to score my first goal for the club, all the glory to God 🙏🏾🙌🏾 .The 3 points are coming back to Manchester 🫡🤫
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Tim Steidten went to Dam to smoke marijuana, come back home with Alvarez and a superstar from Ghana 🇬🇭.
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About time the Everton boo made it universal. Best boo in sport.
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Tried to get an updated picture, but he was being shy ffs. Good to see Dec again ❤️ @_DeclanRice
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I’m sorry I don’t care if you’re injured, you can’t just catch the ball?.
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Probably my favourite video of the year so far. Absolutely love Zaba & Dec’s ‘lets go fucking mental’ at the end 🤣🤣.
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When you’re at a game (especially closer to the front), you realise just how good VVD is. Cheat code.
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@cyples_jack Come back in a month when you lose it by three points and I’ll remind you of the 2-0 👍.
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Six games into the season and Kudus is being held back from scrapping the manager. West Ham United are back ladies and gentleman.
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If Sky Sports are having to explain why it’s a derby, it’s not a derby.
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How on earth do you have a problem with that celebration hahahaha. He’s just scored his first professional goal in the last minute, he can do whatever the fuck he wants.
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Just seen that Michail was playing on the first anniversary of his fathers passing. Played like a man wanting to prove something and certainly made him proud with that 35 minutes 👏.
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He knows he’s the bollocks. Will go to the top.
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If Benrahma loses his place after that, there is serious issues.
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Payet, Lanzini and Bowen? This guy seriously knows ball.
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Redknapp keeps saying he feels for Villa having to play Digne CB and that’s why we got back into the game (despite the game turning before Mings went off). Does someone want to tell him we have two full backs with the combined age of his fucking dad playing CB?.
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Harry Kane attempts to headbutt someone: No action taken. Davinson Sanchez stamps on someone: No action taken. Robert Snodgrass says a naughty word: Receives fine. The FA are a disgrace.
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If Andersen and Guehi go through before our game, then we couldn’t ask for a better time to play Palace. No time for a replacement to come in and train really, Ayew also looks like he’s going which is another option off the bench. All taken into consideration, 4-0 Palace.
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Not even a bitter comment, but that is one of the worst away ends I’ve seen at our place.
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Person behind me talking about how it’s his first game since Upton Park hahahaha, what a joke.
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‘Could be offisde but anyway, we’ll let it go’ yeah good analysis Redknapp.
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West Ham literally signed 2 illegal players that played a huge part in them staying up and got a 5 mil fine . Everton literally spend shit loads of £ on shit players and exaggerated covid costs and get 10 points deduction . There’s some rate fucktards who run football #corrupt.
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Not sure if I’m being biased, but Declan Rice has been fucking sensational.
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You lost the league, in East London 🎶.
Just sold your star….To Mikel Arteta! 🎶.
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Zouma in, Zouma out,.In out, in out.Shake it all about.You do the Gold and Sully.And you loan to buy.That’s what it’s all about. WOOOOAAAH KURT ZOUMA.
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Some shift that from Paqueta. By far the hardest I’ve seen him work in a long time.
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State of this. I know they don’t lose often, but they know how to fucking moan about it when they do. Never a foul.
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Just been sent this, didn’t manage to get a decent photo myself. Size of this flag was fucking mad, some moment that was 🤣
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Wild Friday night last night. Mia decided to make an appearance at home in our bathroom and didn’t give Jess any other option 😂. Paramedics were brilliant and both mum & baby healthy in hospital currently. ❤️
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Rice 6? Luke Shaw 6? Absolute horse shit. Rice and Phillips dominated that midfield and won us the most important battle on the pitch, both an 8. Luke Shaw played a vital part in both goals and nullified their full backs. 8.
🚨 PLAYER RATINGS 🚨. Sterling 9⃣.Rice 6⃣.Kane 7⃣. Is there any you would change? 🗨👇. #Euro2020 | #ThreeLions.
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Just rewatched the Bowen one at the end. Top 5 worst VAR decisions in the PL so far. What the fuck.
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West Ham vs Man United 7pm on a Sunday? This league is just fucking stupid, don’t give a fuck about the travelling fans at all.
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4 years ago we were battling relegation, 4 years later I’m watching us in Europe… Battling relegation
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I was there and can confirm this absolutely did not happen. What a strange thing to lie about.
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God I fucking love this bloke.
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Martin Tyler sounds happy about it.
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And he’s just donated £1000. This fella has a heart of gold, a legend in my eyes for the stuff he’s done off the pitch ⚒️
If everyone has a chance to share or donate for young Oscar young u14 academy keeper at West Ham ❤️
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Europe again next season. Ffs @WestHam give it a rest will ya. My bank account and annual leave can’t take it anymore.
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@MatipsJazzHands I met Mane when he was at Saints, one of the nicest footballers ever. Went round all the kids waiting for autographs and took their stuff into the team bus to be signed by those who couldn’t be bothered to sign. Really pleasant man 👍.
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No England caps they said.
👀 IT'S OFFICIAL! 🙌 . Look who will lace up at the @LondonStadium for England with #SoccerAid for @UNICEF_uk on Sunday 12 June! 💙🏴🦁 . 🎟️ Get your tickets! 👉
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So the referee thinks Coufal’s reaction to that tackle warrants the same punishment as the tackle on first viewing. Fantastic officiating.
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Lucas Paqueta against the leagues best teams these last few weeks, I’ll say it, world class.
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There’s actually no other player in the league who can do this, he’s such a strange player 😭.
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