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@Ken_Stonger
@ehs06702
@with_drama_v2
Wisconsin cheeses frequently dominate world cheese competitions.
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@wysterixx
How did the child have access to these things in the first place? I’m so confused
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@politeidiot
@d_feldman
yeah definitely, I do. I never trust bosses or management to tell the truth about a workplace environment, gotta hear it from current or former employees
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@mccormack_chad
@BigSteve207
Being 18 or an orphan doesn’t mean anything. Stop providing “context” to literally any crime. It does not matter
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@wysterixx
I mean how did the child have access to these foods in order to develop a taste for only those foods?
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@truth_enjoyer
I’ve already had 3 shots of tequila and a bottle of Prosecco and it’s a school night
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job application says "please share all of your social media handles (required)"
they must be joking
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@jadecat00
@North_Kariya_
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The ones I found confirmed my current worldview. Do you have any suggestions that may counteract that?
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i lived bitch
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green lines on the dog is hilarious
Tits out. Tongue out. Pussy facing the world. Kissing a dog
Is this who we want as a role model for young women?
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Love being famous for my nice, big ass
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@wanyeburkett
I can imagine being homeless for whatever reason, but that image is me either staying with my mom & step dad, or my dad, or my sister. And if for some reason they wouldn’t let me, I have like 10 friends that would let me crash on their couch. I would do everything possible to
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@Great_Chumpion
The reason “abolish tipping” fails in almost every city in the US is because us bartenders and servers DO NOT WANT IT. We fight against groups trying to steal our tips.
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@Noahpinion
I respected Stancil wrt economy etc, against Sailer tho he looked like a literal child. it’s so over for him
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@0ffenT
@fw_me_or_die
this is supposed to be for restaurants. I use it to make foams for cocktails.
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Sorry but when ppl say food is more expensive I just don’t get it. Must be a skill issue? Aldi has remained really consistently low priced. This is a week of stuff for me and boyfriend for under $100. Couple things not even in the picture.
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@isabellamoody_
husbands who wanna plow their unwilling wives who just lay there thinking about how much they hate themselves and/or their husband is the recipe for a great marriage
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@megalodummy
@JayElHarris
Cities are a bad place to do hobbies or stay fit ? In what fucking world
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@memeticsisyphus
I’m shocked by how much detail I have to provide to my younger coworkers to execute certain tasks, they can’t intuit things. They need to be told. I wrote a list and “stock wine” was on it. I had to explain that “wine” means all the wine, yes the reds, whites, and bubbles. How
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@OfSymbols
@allahliker
Me n my girlfriends were day drinking in Wisconsin and taking a bunch of stupid pictures on this bridge during golden hour. These girls walked into the frame and started clapping/cheering. I have 300-400 more pics from that day but I would never post so my friends don’t get
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@vinayrkrishnan
none of these things happened or are happening other than you gaining weight.
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@ConceptExpert
@siicamore
@wanyeburkett
They do not. They literally are unable to imagine or process consequences. Most criminals are extremely, extremely dumb.
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@ErikSeVaDeGira
@mysticnmoonbeam
@RealRaveCrab
So rare it shouldn’t even be part of the dicussion. No one is taking Prep to avoid getting HIV from blood transfusions
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@wanyeburkett
this is my main barrier to stopping drinking. i feel the same with or without. it's just that without i socialize way less and feel lonely, which actually does feel worse than just have a couple drinks with the homies
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he said do you love me i told him only partly I only love my nicolas cage shirtless while laying on a leopard rug limited edition pillowcase im sorry
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when your chef career is over so you spend all day making fun of more talented and successful people on the internet
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@Aella_Girl
They don’t know you’re supposed to be gentle and not pull the skin, they also don’t know to work in upward motions. They rub it on as if they are putting suntan lotion on their bros hairy back. It’s horrible to witness.
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@wanyeburkett
If you ask them to explain an idea without using the word “should,” they wouldn’t be able to articulate it. “In and out should do this” “society should believe this” .. okay, but they don’t. So now what?
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@ad0rnai
it’s accelerated because it’s all on video. we didn’t record our cringe growing up instead we would change our AIM away message to Dashboard Confessional lyrics
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pretty much the rest of my life (if I have kids, if I get health insurance, if I retire) hinges on my resume format and if a computer reads it the right way and nothing has ever felt so fucking stupid
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@perdricof
>be me , 22 year old socialist
>joins “Fight for 15!” movement
>”don’t worry my comrades assure me the price of goods won’t go up”
>March and canvas enough that people get on board with $15 min wage
>new min wage passes
>price of goods go up
>mfw
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@AlexPat92043358
@KILLTOPARTY
she’s posing and sucking in on the left, and she’s posing differently and pushing out on the right. this isn’t hard to understand
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RIP Dickexpert she just died and her last words were “please tell x dot com that I died and it was very sad and that I don’t have instagram and even if I did I wouldn’t share it with horny rando gooners online”
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I should lean into the buttmogging thing and make shirts and coasters until people stop posting it
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The normalization of being high all the time has been a disaster for the human race. So many retail, service, and other public facing workers are just fucking ZOOTED and don’t know how to do their jobs or even just talk.
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The most alpha dude is not Andrew Tate, in fact it’s Chet Hanks, but no one’s ready for that truth
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It’s absolutely not fine. Retail and service is a nightmare now.
It's funny that a not insignificant portion of Americans are doing their jobs absolutely zooted out of their minds, hitting a vape pen in the bathroom during their shift, and it's actually completely fine.
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@carmenleelau
Yeah I can see the flicker and at work when I move my hands fast (which is all the time as a bartender) I can see trails like I’m on Shrooms/LSD
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@SwannMarcus89
work in a restaurant for a while and you’ll think 10 drinks/day is rookie numbers
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did anyone figure out the point of uploading your resume AND also filling out the work history and education form or are we to just partake in this humiliation ritual forever
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You literally have a disability if you think I look bad. Juicy ass. Chiseled jaw, big titties, get real!
you are so ugly like be fucking for real bitch. ain't no way you think you look good here 😭😭😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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@QuasLacrimas
this really sucks for people in full-service restaurants who make less than min wage
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I learned a lot from being canceled and becoming a meme, mostly about loyalty and friendship, and a lot about snakes. People who would hug you at an event and then tweet how you’re a “horrible person” the next day. With no indication of their hatred just 12 hours before.
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@whstancil
people don’t budget and live paycheck to paycheck by choice and think their reality is the only reality.
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When she flips through the pages you can see “stupid mustache” and “bad haircut” which just goes to show that this isn’t politics at all. It’s just being cruel for cruelty’s sake. Mean girls shouldn’t have rights.
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@MiriVinni
i still go out to bars and it's absolutely insane the amount of people just recording. one silly night could go viral and ruin your life forever. there's no "just getting drunk and dancing" anymore, everything is potentially a TikTok
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@chabranigdo
@memeticsisyphus
Enough to burn, the more you have the longer it burns. Not hard to figure out.
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I love it,
You just need some small high heel strappy sandals to finish the look!
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