You want to live a successful life? Be the man the Smithsonian thinks only whites can be: Reliable, rational, independent, diligent and hard working, on time, planning for the future, competitive, assertive, problem solver, literate, polite, and avoids meaningless conflict.

@ShawnOnTheRight I thought we didn't get free healthcare because our military is fucking awesome, but it turns out that the biggest reason we don't get free healthcare is because we pay for literally everyone else's free healthcare.

@elfinpsyop It's never a question of whether a girl can find someone willing to accept them. It's always a question of whether or not she is willing to 'settle' for a guy that isn't conventionally desirable to most women.

@0ddette We sold the Cheese Caves, they've private these days. But man, I just love the entire mythos of them.

@MommyOneeChan Does that count as a diagnosis? Honestly, Google probably knows more about you than any medical professional ever could...

@LieutenantRusty You absolute monster. This isn't a top 10 anime betrayal, this is all 10 of em.

RT @heatloss1986: Half life FPV drone fancam is not on the list of things I expected to see in my lifetime

@The_PoppaSan @InternetH0F It will never compete with crude oil no matter how cheap the process because crude oil is the first input for making the plastic. Only so much plastic waste to go around.

@InternetH0F No one cares enough to shoot him over it. We're not gonna get enough plastic waste to offset the oil industry. And you need the oil industry to make those plastics in the first place.

@ArmandDoma I thought USAID was the last line of defense? That Russia and China were supposed to take over the entire world via soft power by doing it instead? Oh, guess ya'll were lying about that. Sucks for her, but it isn't America's responsibility to pay for healthcare the world over.

@ddbecker5454 @KristiNoem I sure as fuck didn't ask NY to make itself a sanctuary city. They want the illegals, they can fucking pay for em themselves.

@PrimeVideo I can't believe this isn't an Babylon Bee skit.

@InsaneCope It's such an amazing victory over DEI that even Progs use it to describe things they don't like.

@Kaito_KaiNi Russian MBT's are fantastic though. Bit expensive, but any true model rocket enthusiast should pop a Russian MBT turret at least once in the lives.

@CoriBush General Sherman burned down pretty much everything made from the profits of slavery. It's been a huge net loss. The value of slavery has been negative. If anything, you fuckers owe us reparations.

@reddit_lies Are we sure they gave him an IQ score and not a percentile score? They obviously have an IQ much higher than 56, but 'barely above average' is a very believable outcome.

@fandybtw @MAstronomers Pretty sure it's meant to be a "For scale" thing.

@CNviolations Honestly, it's funny as shit to see someone try and start a fight with a cop just to get exactly what he asked for. Cop's probably in trouble for it, but I support him anyways.

@CollinRugg Poor bastard is never going to live this down.

@hissgoescobra Wrong. We have a tripwire force present. You can't really attack South Korea without attacking American forces too. You'll be right if we ever pull our troops out though.