@DannyJohnJules I wrote a song about him:

@brendonburns What?

Hey @elonmusk When you did that Nazi salute did you think you were being edgy? Cos actually you just looked like an awkward nerd trying to play up to the tough boys.

RT @samaritans: Right, we all know Blue Monday isn’t real and our mental health doesn’t fit neatly into a calendar. But as it’s trending ag…

RT @NorthernMailman: Direct your attention to the lad in shorts on the far left…

@nash_helenanash Yep. End of the first album.

RT @highbrow_nobrow: “The ideal subject of totalitarian rule is not the convinced Nazi or the convinced Communist, but people for whom the…

@IanRoby8 @DurhamMiners @100clubLondon @iandstone @DonBiswascomedy @Steve_Gribbin @DurhamGala Because it's in addition to the annual event that is held in the heart land of British mining, the north. Any other questions?

RT @Al_Humphreys: Who has done some fantastic adventures that demonstrate you don't need to fly halfway around the world to have a brillian…

@JamesMu53042410 @TanyaGold1 You're nice.

@BluebirdRichie GAH!

Fifteen minutes on the fucking phone to NOT buy something. Don't fall for this. What an absolute scheme. It should be as easy to NOT buy something as it is to sign up for it. There's no legitimate reason for this to not be the case.

@GWRHelp Thank you, but I'd like to know why?

@GWRHelp Those run from Marylebone. Why not Oxford and, particularly, why not Reading to Oxford?