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Founder ๐Ÿ’ฐ @remotejobs ๏ผ Find a remote job ๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿผโ€๐ŸŽจ @dailyui ๏ผ The #1 design challenge Join 350k+ subscribers ๐Ÿ“ˆ ๐Ÿ’Œ

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Iโ€™m finally freeโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป Iโ€™ve always wanted to be โ€œup to dateโ€ ๐Ÿ“ฐ yet hated always checking my phone โ˜Ž๏ธ and getting lost in a SWAMP of apps ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ Butโ€ฆ I have a new coffee companion โ˜•๏ธ โ€ขNo apps to open or update โ€ขNo messy cables to hide โ€ขAutomatic refreshes โ€ข3 month battery
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@Raadmobrem How is Zuck reverse aging? Looks like heโ€™s 25. ๐Ÿ˜
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@noheeriye โ€œFREE TRAIL ENDEDโ€ Haha And the sunglasses ๐Ÿ•ถ were awesome ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป
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@DonMiami3 @MacroEdgeRes The millennialsโ€ฆ
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@anothercohen Crazy. Hopefully they can give you a ride home. Or you could catch an Uber. ๐Ÿš™ โœจ
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@stoolpresidente Nothing to celebrate there. Shameful.
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@anothercohen Itโ€™s madness. Squatters are thieves and criminals.
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@iamjasonlevin @Uber Yikes! Glad she's safe. Keep us updated on progress. Hopefully they'll revoke his status, but there should be a shared offender list between Lyft and Uber to make sure they don't hop between apps when banned. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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@dvassallo 120% accuracy Just did the math and it checks out. ๐Ÿ“ˆ
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@BlackLabelAdvsr Community notes is going to say โ€œItโ€™s actually only $1,950โ€ ๐Ÿ˜…
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@nikitabier Mission accomplished ๐Ÿ˜„
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@Romi_Bean Haha the heart ๐Ÿซถ What a boss.
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@SoniaBaschez Iโ€™d love to see the reply to the email. ๐Ÿ˜„
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@beingjameson Best video all week ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป โ€œI turningโ€ ๐Ÿ˜
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@stoolpresidente @TomBrady Tom looks like a movie star president ๐ŸŽฅ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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@elonmusk Itโ€™s for sitting ๐Ÿช‘ and putting on your shoes ๐Ÿ‘ž
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@__papa_ Innocent until proven guilty ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿณ
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@ChrisJBakke โ€œIf you have no friends, this is for youโ€ LOL Perfect ๐Ÿ˜„
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@SMB_Attorney So total bill for testing is $44,000? This is a prime example of the cat and mouse game that makes people distrust the heath care system. Itโ€™s extortion.
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@raphaelmosaic Heโ€™s planning the approach to ask a girl out. And a backup $7T fundraise at the same time.
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@devahaz This is nuts ๐ŸŒฐ Haha Sorry, I had to do it. ๐Ÿ˜
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@aleksliving I would agree. However, he did want to name the iMac โ€œMacManโ€ ๐Ÿ˜ฌ So ya never know. Haha
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@AustinTByrd I was expecting community notes people to correct you and say itโ€™s actually $699. Haha ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@alexeheath Did the employees ever consider the harm theyโ€™d be doing to their team, company, and CUSTOMERS??? ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ
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@KimDotcom The Blade Runner version of Independence Day? Looks awesome ๐Ÿ›ธ
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@awwstn Omar got 27 plums? Thatโ€™s a serious haul for one month. ๐Ÿ˜„
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@BrettFromDJ Whoa ๐Ÿ˜ณ Thatโ€™s impressive attention to detail ๐Ÿช„ โœจ
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@stoolpresidente Sheโ€™s innocent until proven guilty ๐Ÿถ โœจ
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@Initialized @Reddit Shoutout to the OG @alexisohanian ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป
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@KimDotcom This is like a nightmare sci-fi scenario. Bio weapons are a massive threat. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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@nikitabier Just read the cancellation policy. Homie itโ€™s from a week ago ๐Ÿ˜†
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@ChrisJBakke Employeeโ€™s name was Beff Jezos ๐Ÿ˜‰
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@jappleby Got worried when I saw Matt Damon. ๐Ÿ˜„
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@gregisenberg Bold. Authentic. Re-Mark-able ๐Ÿ˜„
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@anothercohen โ€œOptimizing the pot ash and phosphate Feynman operationโ€ LOL ๐Ÿคฃ
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@damengchen @Adobe Time to start picking out your Lambo ๐Ÿš— ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@gregisenberg Some call it a health fee. Just usually covers health insurance for employees or whatever they want it to be. Itโ€™s a way of increasing the bill without raising prices. Kind of unethical ๐Ÿซ 
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@alexwestco Most people will say this is under playing restaurant reality. Itโ€™s fairly accurate though. I have a friend who runs a restaurant and he saidโ€ฆ โ€œI pray for 20% margins, hope for 15% and settle for 5%โ€
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@stoolpresidente One of the funniest reviews. Pres got the drip! ๐Ÿ• โœจ โœจ โœจ Haha
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@CMWAshby LOL Best one Iโ€™ve see. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@TrungTPhan Hahah โ€œBut it has changedโ€ ๐Ÿคฃ
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@anothercohen Marques is generally honest and respectful with his reviews. Humaneโ€™s AI Pin looks like a good prototype solution to a problem thatโ€™s unclear. Always be 100% HONEST no matter what. ๐Ÿซก
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@stoolpresidente Miss Peaches should be spoiled. Dogs deserve the best ๐Ÿถ โœจ Happy home for that pup ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป
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@APompliano I can see the appeal for hands free jobs like cooks, fisherman, auto mechanics, etc. Iโ€™m in front of a computer all day and the last thing I want is another device to update and charge. Phones, tablets, watches. Whew. ๐Ÿซ 
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@stoolpresidente Yeeehaw ๐Ÿค 
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First day on the job. Second day.
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@elonmusk We need a Grok mascot. And X merch shop. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป โœจ ๐Ÿ‘• ๐Ÿงข โœจ
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@JoePompliano @TickPick Blanket sales up 400%
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@stoolpresidente Next seasonโ€ฆ
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@tunguz This is semi accurate. California has a lot of diversity, like Italy. Rainy areas, snowy ones, and a perfect coast. ๐ŸŒŠ Kinda hot in Arizona, but the cacti ๐ŸŒต and sunsets are amazing ๐ŸŒ…
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@stoolpresidente This is how all PR requests should be handled. Not exactly the โ€œtrash bagโ€ terminology, but the public exposure is good. Super funny though. ๐Ÿ˜†
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@stoolpresidente Seems fine ๐Ÿ˜†
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@anothercohen Itโ€™s an elaborate solutionโ€ฆ looking for a problem. ๐Ÿซ 
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@stoolpresidente Terrible player performance. Not cool
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@stoolpresidente Everyone supports Miss Peaches ๐Ÿถ
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@stoolpresidente Whoooaaa Isnโ€™t that a foul? ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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@elonmusk I donโ€™t get it? Whatโ€™s the screenshot on the left? A video game?
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@ilyamiskov But on 280 thatโ€™s the shortcut. Dukes of Hazard style.
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@skylarromines How is this not fraud? Anyone getting a credit score boost by drifting off someone elseโ€™s score and history sounds like a totally fraudulent move. What am I missing? ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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@nikitabier This is why I want to live in a pyramid. No moving parts and only giant limestone blocks. ๐Ÿ˜„
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@KurtisCarman Pan handling.
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@stoolpresidente โ€œSee the sun ALMOST 3 times a yearโ€ ๐Ÿ˜†
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@elonmusk @JMilei Huge for Argentina ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท ๐Ÿ“ˆ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป
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@KimDotcom What evidence is there for US involvement?
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@ChrisJBakke Chris going back into the mine โ›โœจ
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@anothercohen Running an AI wearable companyโ€ฆ
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@littmath 50% This is the same psychology casinos use for roulette- past outcomes have no influence on future ones. Thatโ€™s why the reader board displays the last few rolls in most casinos. ๐Ÿ’ต
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@helloitsolly @Zoom Haha Are you SURE you meant to click through the massive gauntlet and still cancel? I want the confidence of that final cancellation button. ๐Ÿ˜„
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@petergyang I kinda dig the jacket. Willy Wonka vibes. ๐Ÿ˜„
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๐Ÿ“ฃ Starts Monday Korea will allow 2 year stays for foreigners with a remote job ๐Ÿ’ฐ For nomads and remote workers ๐Ÿ‘‡
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@JoePompliano NFL players know what good grass should look like ๐Ÿˆ ๐ŸŒฑ
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@stoolpresidente Wow. Kudos to the owner for donating ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป People that work hard deserve the good karma in return. Great guy!
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@JoePompliano Wow. Itโ€™s a sign of a bad player mentality. Shameful moves by the other team.
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@elonmusk Is X the best site for free speech?
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@lucas__crespo Now weโ€™re talkingโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ—
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@stoolpresidente This is internet GOLD๐Ÿฅ‡ Wow. Dude went from beast mode in a fight to straight Shark Tank pitch for ๐Ÿฅฏ Well done homie.
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@juanbuis Not a single person has a good view. ๐Ÿ˜ถโ€๐ŸŒซ๏ธ
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@gregisenberg Even when people think itโ€™s โ€œtoo lateโ€ itโ€™s just getting started. Gold rush, electricity in homes, oil, computers in every home, Internet everywhere, etc. โ› โœจ
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@stoolpresidente @_willcompton Does the Daily Mail just enjoy bashing on Dave? ๐Ÿ“ฐ ๐Ÿ˜†
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@marcuslemonis @levelsio @BedBathBeyond @Overstock Just got called up to the big leagues ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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@anothercohen This is cinematic gold โœจ Also funny that theyโ€™re saying dollars and bucks ๐Ÿ’ต
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@JoePompliano Wow. Itโ€™s been an amazing season ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ€
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@greg16676935420 Hereโ€™s how to tell the differenceโ€ฆ One you see later (gator) One you see in a while (crocodile) ๐ŸŠ ๐ŸŠ โœจ
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@ShaanVP Name a pet cat Shaan Purry ๐Ÿˆ
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@jowyang Kinda looks AI generated ๐Ÿ˜„
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Want to work in tech? Or run your own tech company? I'll sponsor a random winner - $2,500 value Details below ๐Ÿคฉ
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How to get rich ๐Ÿ’ฐ in 4 steps ๐Ÿ“
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POV from Camp, Cohort 2
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@CryptoTea_ Thereโ€™s always tomorrow โ›…๏ธ
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@MrNick_Buzz My application ๐Ÿ˜„
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@RobertMSterling Living in the future. ๐Ÿ˜„
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@Davidjpark96 Their version says "content without plagiarism" -and they got busted for copying ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿšจ
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@ChrisRamsey60 What about the 6th person? 3 left and he met with 2. Is some dude still waiting? ๐Ÿ˜„
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@stoolpresidente Is that an average work day? ๐Ÿคฃ
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@BrettFromDJ The key ๐Ÿ”‘ here is to label it as โ€œConceptโ€ work for your portfolio. You donโ€™t want potential clients to feel mislead, but donโ€™t be afraid to share it. โœจ
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@elonmusk 98% Say NO ๐Ÿ˜†
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@nickgraynews Wall of shame with an iPad displaying their pic at the event. $20 to remove your pic ๐Ÿ˜†
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@gregisenberg ๐Ÿ’ฏ My 2024 Business plan: 1. Make an eBook of Gregโ€™s Tweets ๐Ÿ“– 2. Print money ๐Ÿ’ฐ 3. Laugh in my puffer coat ๐Ÿงฅ of cash 4. Realize money doesnโ€™t = happiness 5. Jk. Realize it does. ๐Ÿ‘‰Follow @gregisenberg for high value ideas and interesting life tips ๐Ÿ“
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@BoyanSlat Are you serious!? Thatโ€™s Harry Potter. ๐Ÿง™๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ โœจ
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โ€œThe best way to get what you want in life is to DESERVE what you want.โ€ โ€” Charlie Munger
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