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Kat sekolah jumpa cikgu gatal, masuk uni jumpa lecturer gatal, dah grad masuk kerja jumpa jantan pervert dan usah dilupa pakcik2 berumur yg anak dia sebaya kau dan kubur melambai2 tp masih buat lawak lucah tanpa segan silu. Ni kat gomen ramai.
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Effort cikgu2 SK Kelana Jaya 1 mmg awesome.. semoga anak2 lebih bersemangat ke sekolah 👍🏾👍🏾
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Sempena malam2 terakhir Ramadhan ni jgn lupa doakan mak ayah kita panjang umur lg supaya kita boleh terus membalas budi sebyk yg kita mampu.. yg mana yg dah takda mak ayah boleh doakan syurga tanpa hisab buat mereka..
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My friend salah sorang petugas yg kena jaga manusia2 yang baru sampai dari Bali & Jakarta. Banyak cekadak macam baru balik dari kayangan! Puiii!
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Ni semua permainan politik. Sbb selangor kan opposition. Cuba kalau negeri dia. Mmg laju semua gerak gempur. Mmg celakalah politician2 ni kalau time bencana pun korang sempat berpolitik. Semoga masuk neraka tanpa hisab semua yg takde hati perut.
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Buat EQ test sekali, sebab ramai politician celaka takde empathy.
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Tiap tahun gaduh pasal breastfeeding, working moms vs stay at home moms, hantaran tinggi rendah. Neverending arguments.
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Kalau dah jadi boss, harap jgn buat perangai micromanaging camni sekali. Manusia ni bkn robot. Nak2 kalau wfh. Dgn anak menjerit, nak kena masak, janji kerja kau siap dahla. This is inducing toxic culture n affecting staff morale. Ur staff will be demotivated.
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@Kessmaess
Rasa bersalah n berdosa sgt kalau baca cerita mcm ni.. rasa mcm i have not done much for the nation.. for the needy. 😢
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Wow nak beli rumah sampai kita dah arwah pastu anak cucu sambung bayar riba. Crazy. Just dont buy this scam please.
(5) BMF has proposed that banks and financial institutions should be encouraged to grant housing loans with 100% financing to the B40 group to purchase affordable homes with consideration for a two-generation loan spanning between 40 to 60 years
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@JustinTrudeau
then stop arms selling to Israel. Since 2015, Canada has exported $57 million worth of weapons to Israel, including $16 million in bomb components. How is it arming one side of the conflict & supporting illegal occupation would provide peace & justice for the Palestinians??
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Nak anak pakai smiggle la adidas la nike la. Yuran PIBG dgn duit kelas setahun RM50 pun liat nak bayar. Puih!!
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@pelisahh
Cite macam tergantung, ceraikan wife sbb dia tak fit? Nak maki tapi puasa pulak so takpelah. You do you bro. Your ex wife deserves better.
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@pelisahh
Anon ni mohon lempang sedas dua pls. Kalau bf dah put aside 500/mth as savings kawin tu means dia mmg nak kawin la dgn kau. Kau nak dia ada savings apa lagi. Kau pun satu. Belum kawin dah harap duit laki. Ko kerja la dulu. Geram pulak aku pompuan camni. Elokla ditinggalkan je. Eh
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@farahkhairuddin
@JustinTWJ
Poor azrene had to ditch her own family. Im glad she didnt fall into trap.
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@Aiman_Zarif67
@haairulnizam
@ohtweet
@TourismMalaysia
@malaysiatravel_
@gayatravel
@TimeOutKL
Dkt dgn jalan ke arah dewan filharmonik. Sampai kat tgh2 kawasan yg ada kete F1 tergantung kat tiang tu, kona kanan, turun eskalator ke bawah. Kat situ kaunter tiket. Kalau tak jumpa gak, tanya pakgad ramai ada kat situ.
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@anthraxxxx
tak pernah sampai Germany, tapi masa pi Aussie, kena carut dgn mat2 saleh kat sana sbb i pakai tudung.
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Utk sesiapa yg memerlukan bantuan brg makanan boleh dptkan di kedai Sundaydo Melawati. Yg mana mampu memberi boleh sedekah brg2 makanan kat situ ok. Good effort! Brb i go cry 😭
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Tengok no. 1 pun tau Tajudin tak layak dah.
I'm confused here. Can someone tell me why Tajuddin is MP if he's already Prasarana chairman. Please read below, (Article 48 (1) c). Someone educate me.
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@SabrinaShuhaim1
@efaperfume
I mcm confuse nak sedih ke nak gelak sbb ada background music tu 😆
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So my intern hari ni kul 937am msg bagitau dia nak wfh. Dia inform je, bukan minta approval. Alasan: chip IC rosak so takleh detect nak naik lrt. I ckp naikla grab, dia ckp oh takleh sbb nak save duit. Aku yg intern ke dia yg intern ni? 🤦🏾♀️
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@iamnbila
@qianxing_
@azrinakhairuddn
Kes dipandang sepi sebab bapak dia tu freedom fighter yg lantang fight for unvax ppl yg kena buang kerja & bantah akta 342
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If u want to look good, just do it. Tak payah tunggu masuk ofis. Kat rumah boleh melawa. Pakai je baju ofis while wfh. Wear makeup. Perfume. Just do whatever that makes you happy. We are nowhere near to be covid-free.
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Pepagi dah dihidangkan dgn tajuk utama akhbar berita hairan camnih. Pakjib ni syok sendiri ke hapa. Bwk ngucap skit!
http://t.co/gDQwqGZSu6
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Excuse me. I paid for the damn vax with my tax.
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@melatinungsari
The receptionist at the hotel I stayed in turkey said 'ur passport is strong, u can travel to 170 countries without a visa'. Clearly she knows more than I do 🥲 we Malaysians really take our strong passports for granted.
#proudtobemalaysian
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tula.. padan muka korang.. sapa suruh tak kawin dgn menteri. kalau tak dah boleh beranak kat paris letak nama anak Napoleon Bonaparte, pastu sekolah sana terus.
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@ikarbertweet
I think as we age kita akan rasa macam tu, maybe bila dah tua dah jadi wiser dan percaya rezeki di tangan tuhab, dan sbb dah banyak experience.
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@IdoDaniel
Tula ido. Sape suruh trigger bawang army. Mmg mendapat la kau. Nak2 kami semua tgh PKP takde apa nak buat mmg laju la kami serang kat sini. Adan uke
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I think what Prof M meant prolly a wife needs to manja2 with husband la kot. bukan bodo2 literally gitu. kalau bodo2 mmg mintak lempang je. bak kata pepatah, kalau dah jodoh tak kemana. tapi kalau dah bodoh pun tak kemana juga.
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Si mangkuk ni tadi ikut rapat keter kitorg kat belakang pastu tailgate tak bayar tol kat NPE. Biadabbbb
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@SyedSaddiq
Seriously Saddiq you dont have to speak on his behalf. Let the man speak for himself.
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Alah kau fizik add maths agama dapat P7 sibuk nak question ahli falak.
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@magmalaya
Jual servis - edit resume, translation, proofreading, report/thesis writing, copywriting, cuci carpet, personal shopper
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@zulkiflab
Bagus org jujur camtu. Sy dpt msg bro ni duduk ppr minta duit, sy ckp nak bg makanan. Dia ckp nak pampers utk baby br brp bulan mintak drypers drypantz dgn baby wipes 🥲
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@limmengkeong
For me park is fine. Sbb air circulation ok, open space, provided tak berborak buka mask dgn fellow joggers. Kalau pegi mall yg seram sikit. But harap semua follow SOP kalau tak ada sudden surge in cases again. Neverending loop.
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@RaufHusin
I pun ada sumbangkan my contribution kat group tu tadi. Nindiaaaaa kuih pacman lapaq 🤣
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@brgsjks
letaklah harapan palsu sepertimana kaum adam biasa memberikan harapan ke atas wanita
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Tengah makan kat foodcourt suria tiba2 gelap. 2-3 kali padam. Pastu terus kena tutup kedai2 sbb takda letrik. Yg tgh masak kena stop. Tapi sis teruskan makan.. sebab hidup perlu diteruskan.
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@magmalaya
My husband dulu2 jd guarantor kawan ofis dia. Sekali mamat tu tak bayar, dan lari, husband i xleh beli rumah. Total 18k. So husband kena buat loan rumah n tambah extra 18k tu sbb kalau x buat camtu nama dia x clear blacklist. Ini mmg jebon.
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@richardker
Great initiatives focusing on B40 moms. They can collect used fabric from Kloth Circularity and expand their products to more than educational books. They can learn from KTJ - Komuniti Tukang Jahit. A lot of corporates have ordered merchandise from KTJ including me.
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Ni kalau HR baca tak pasal kau kena CoBE sbb takde pun this benefit. Memandai je terpaling lanyard ni.
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@farahkhairuddin
My worst experience masa kerja kat badan berkanun. Pastu masuk private, pun ada tp tak seteruk gomen.
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Aduh bang. Kot ya pun nak bersukan. Janganla sampai taruh nyawa anak. Anak tu kepanasan blkg tu. Kalau jatuh tergolek budak tu tak ke naya? Otak ada tp akai boh tang mana? 🤦🏾♀️
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@SyedAkramin
Bila jalan tgn letak ke belakang, takde sapa rasa nak dekat. Sbb body gesture unwelcoming.
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Peppermint, menthol, paraffinum - ni namanya nak bunuh baby secara senyap. Tiga2 item ni bahaya for babies plsss!
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@SyedSaddiq
Yes saddiq. Kami pun tak sanggup tgk selebriti menempel dgn u. Tolong jugaklah pandai pilih program apa next time. Prog sampah mcm Meletop tu tak payah la masuk. Okay?
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@izwanshahmin
Lepas pakai minyak masak jangan lupa simpan & jual dekat nearest Petronas station for RM3/kg utk dijadikan sustainable aviation fuel 😊
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@amyranadyaa
Tiap kali i bersalin (3 kali) husband dpt offer tmpt keje baru padahal dia tak apply. Alhamdulillah rezeki dpt ke dia :”) so kalau beranak lg pasni ntah2 dia dpt offer tmpt lain lg 😅
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@chairman_GLC
Masalahnya bila undi tiber ada langkah sheraton langkah jamban last2 recycle muka yg sama gak memerintah smp kita yg mampus dulu bukan diorg.
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@twt_backpacker
gmbr aurora borealis kwn ambik dr flight dia from tokyo-copenhagen recently. Xyah sesusah pi iceland
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Disebabkan copywriting ni kelakar, sis pun terus bukak profile biz ni.
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@syaaazami
Youre right. Boleh je bonding sambil feeding. Time baby tido baru kita pam. Amenda tah terpaling mak sgt ni.
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@frhhh8989
@IniAlalalannn
Dia baru masuk last year. She was from other co. Mungkin terlebih excited.
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@chairman_GLC
Riding on current issue coz fame game. Orang kampung biasanya tgk siapa score goal je, bukan siapa yg create the issue. Sampai mampusla msia tak maju camni
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@KLCCElevators
Nasib baik tertido sebelum midnight. Tak la rasa rugi sgt. But this view was majestic
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@Phatastix
@Qisumi
Ye kakak aku gaji setengah dr aku tp lagi kaya duk Kulim banglo setingkat siap vacation sana sini dulu. Aku ni miskin bandar
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Soalan serius. Kalau kulat kita beli dah naik kulat, pastu kita buang kulat dekat kulat tu, kulat tu boleh makan lagi tak?
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@efaperfume
I bengang sbb skolah bukak. Baik tak payah PKP camni! Dahla sekolah byk gila dah kes, even my kids sch pun ada 2 kes dah. So i mmg tak hantar diorg since last week.
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Why should we listen to men whose nipples are almost useless. U have no idea how painful it is to breastfeed those little monsters. I had engorgement and bleed at the same time and had to manually express the milk sampai sakit blkg. Literally rolling on the floor crying.
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@zulkiflab
@aizadfahmy
Anyway nak tgk kerja siap ke tak tu bukan tgk brp banyak email dihantar. Kau hantar 1000 kali email tp tak siap2 kerja pon x guna. Kau as a boss kenala tgk project mgmt, reti tak? Tgk deadlines, milestones. Bukan tgk brp byk email dihantar
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Klcc-kelana jaya lrt rate from 2.40 to rm4 woihhhhh!! @#=/##!@'$/*
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@chairmanGLC
I yang 42 ni pun tak nampak halatuju hidup. Just go with the flow. Janji happy and as long as ur work aligns with your values just go for it just do it. For me it's the satisfaction.
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@zulkiflab
Pastu bila saya ckp sy nak bg pampers tape yg biasa, bukan pants type, dia taknak. Mmmm takpelah.
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@aidilarazak
Save ur headache and let speedrent manage it for u. They do house viewing on ur behalf, and signing of agreement online. They even chase for the payment from the tenant for u. Had series of unfortunate events with prev tenants so im just sick of it. Speedrent is my saviour.
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Coming from the one who caused thousands of ppl lose their jobs because of vax mandate.. 🤡
“We have suffered from collective post traumatic stress disorder. Not as individuals but as a country. Tidak ada cara lain untuk kita explain bagaimana our collective mental health telah merosot disebabkan pandemik” -
@Khairykj
di Majlis Amanat Tahun Baru 2022 KKM.
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@bumilangit
@501Awani
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