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Malaysian, content creator

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Joined April 2009
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@khalids
khalid
9 years
Only being in love makes you worship and be worshipped upon. That's why it's divine.
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@khalids
khalid
4 years
Senangnya orang lupa jasa @DGHisham. Berpuluh tahun dia kerja semudah itu korang pangkah.
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@khalids
khalid
5 years
How To Detect A Lie
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khalid
5 years
Meanwhile, North Korea has developed the most effective way of containing the coronavirus covid19.
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@khalids
khalid
4 years
Kalau nak reply tweet Olimpik Israel yg kutuk Malaysia, tak perlu maki-maki. Reply dengan video yg tunjukkan kekejaman rejim zionis biar orang lain tahu kekejaman mereka. Media massa dunia banyak yg tak siarkan kekejaman zionis, ambil kesempatan ini sampaikan, bukan maki.
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khalid
4 years
2 jam tadi ada kes tembak menembak antara gangster2 kat Banting. 3 budak sekolah tercedera kena rempuh kereta. Dua lelaki naik BMW ditembak lelaki dari atas motosikal. Ekonomi makin sesak, jenayah makin meningkat. Hati-hati guys.
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5 years
China, the most racist country in the world.
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@khalids
khalid
4 years
The first pengkhianat
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@khalids
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5 years
2019 and people still believe politicians
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@khalids
khalid
4 years
Isteri Nabi Luth walaupun tidak terlibat dengan hubungan sejenis tapi menerima azab Allah sebab dia enabler. Jangan la jadi enabler. Level laknat yang sama kaum Luth.
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@khalids
khalid
4 years
Yes, aku setuju jugak
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@khalids
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4 years
Punca Kluster yang tak akan kita dengar
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khalid
5 years
Balik is a racist word now?.
@domesticgod8
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@benjamin25116 @ez_life1 @syahredzan @serenitysakinah The doctor is correct. These policeman was rude also. Kept shouting BALIK ! BALIK ! Sounds kind racist no?.
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@khalids
khalid
5 years
"Pakcik nak cari mask. Kalau tak pakai nanti kena saman* 😢
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khalid
5 years
Pandai budak ni. Dia berjaya paksa Maya Karin cakap Melayu.
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Maya Karin
5 years
I asked a little girl yesterday at my library talk in Terengganu. “How old are you?” *senyap. “How old are you?” *senyap again. So I changed it to “Adik umur berapa tahun?” Terus jawab “10tahun” .Think about it. @fromKMR @niknazmi @maszlee.
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@khalids
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4 years
This is NOT nasi kandar.
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khalid
5 years
Pandai budak ni buat suara binatang. Macam macam suara binatang dia tahu buat. Yang last tu paling power 😂
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@khalids
khalid
6 years
Kalau dah masuk mahkamah, didera sampai kulit melecur ke bahagian kemaluan, memang UPNM patut dihina seluruh Malaysia malah dunia. Membuka mata kepala buto korang lah tak sedar diri. Berapa ramai orang patut masuk penjara, mati didera baru korang sedar yang korang gila babi?.
@f4khruam7r
BoyFromEarth🌎
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Assalamualaikum warga Twitter, minta jasa baik korang untuk rt supaya dapat membuka mata dan menyedarkan rakyat diluar sana yang sering pandang buruk dan menghina IPTA kami (UPNM). Semoga mereka Tak salah sangka lagi terhadap UPNM. Bantu rebuilt UPNM .#UPNM #rebuiltUPNM
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khalid
3 years
Bila kita attack atlit sukan Olimpik di Instagram dia, Israel akan screenshot dan tunjuk kepada dunia, "See, Malaysians are all bad people. They attack us online now they attack Olympic athlete". Dan orang akan percaya Israel betul. Bodo. Aku suruh relaks, takmau relaks.
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5 years
Orang miskin tak kisah pun sapa kerajaan sebab dia tahu nasib dia sama je sapa pun kerajaan. Yang nak tukar kerajaan ni orang kaya je sebab nak dapat projek. Yang kecoh2 ni pulak orang yg nak buktikan dia supporters tegar orang kaya dengan harapan dapat habuan.
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@khalids
khalid
3 years
Zon Kritikal dan Kecemasan HKL kosong kini, alhamdulillah.
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@khalids
khalid
6 years
My son can solve the Rubik cube in 35 seconds!
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@khalids
khalid
4 years
Antara fitnah paling dahsyat atas mukabumi : brader ni kena fitnah jual taik idung dia
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khalid
5 years
JDT ni kelab bola ke rumah pelacur.
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khalid
5 years
Tak sakit hati pun. Sekadar pesanan. Salah satu syarat sah solat ialah berakal.
@aisha_adam
Aisha Ocasionalmente Corta AOC
5 years
Sakit betul hati korang aku jadi imam laki aku ye.
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@khalids
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5 years
My nephew, Imran, 6 days old. Born on 420. I wished my sister Happy 420 kat Imran. "Hang jangan dok ajaq dia bukan bukan". The audacity. Of course I will.
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@khalids
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5 years
Loneliness is the curse of modern living. We build everything around us to connect but we remain disconnected from each other. 6 billion people feeling lonely at the same time.
@501Awani
Astro AWANI
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#AWANInews #AWANI745.Kanak-kanak mengadu sunyi di Talian Kasih 15999.
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@khalids
khalid
4 years
How it started: How it’s going:
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4 years
Since Ramadan is near.
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@khalids
khalid
5 years
Astaghfirullah orang Arab ni maki tak ingat dunia
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khalid
5 years
The dots at the bottom are every earthquake recorded and the lines at the top are the typhoons over the last 25 years. We are living on a blessed land.
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@khalids
khalid
5 years
Tak ada saintis dalam dunia boleh faham apa sebenarnya perasaan dan hubungan antara Dr Mahathir dengan Anwar Ibrahim. Nak kata sayang, benci. Nak kata benci, kawan. Nak kata kata kawan, tak juga. Musuh tapi mesra? Friends with benefit? Brokeback Mountain? Inilah misteri alam.
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4 years
Brader ni on point
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4 years
Here's what I got from one of my WhatsApp group. There's only 2 Malays there and the rest are Indians. We are okay there.
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5 years
Aku rasa majoriti supporters Yuna ramai Melayu dari orang asing. Mungkin Yuna yang racist dengan bangsa sendiri more than the other way round.
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@khalids
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4 years
What People Think We Are : Cina, India , Melayu
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5 years
Malaysia online atheists starter pack
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khalid
5 years
This hits hard
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khalid
4 years
Kalau tak tular tak jadi apa, Tuan. Maaf bercakap tapi tular di media sosial ini penting untuk perkembangan sosio ekonomi sesuatu negara. Kalau benda semua okay, pasti tak tular apa apa.
@hmetromy
Harian Metro
4 years
#KualaLumpur "Boleh salurkan maklumat tetapi bukan dengan cara tular," kata Ketua Polis Kuala Lumpur, Datuk Seri Mazlan Lazim.
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4 years
Polis kau hina, cikgu kau kutuk. Semua benda tak pernah betul. Semua benda kau nak suruh improve tapi apa yang kau buat pun. Kau perfect sangat ke in the first place. Baik blah je lah dari menyemak menyakitkan hati orang lain. Tak membantu langsung.
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khalid
4 years
Fuhh. Pendedahan berani mati Asri Janggut ni memang power. Baca kat
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6 years
😭
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5 years
Gambarajah menunjukkan hubungan antara B40, M40, T20, Kerajaan dan Institusi Perbankan
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khalid
6 years
Kalau rumah kena rompak, jangan telefon polis. Maklumkan group Whatsapp surau ada berlaku zina di rumah. Nescaya bantuan akan datang dengan secepat mungkin.
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@khalids
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6 years
Crawl is the scariest movie ever!
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khalid
5 years
Gambarajah menunjukkan perbezaan peranan yang dimainkan oleh Pemimpin dan Penyokong Politik. Moga manfaat.
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@khalids
khalid
6 years
Korang mungkin ingat korang cool tapi korang dah pergi ke open house yang bagi bubble tea free?
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6 years
A group of fish is called a school. Americans:
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khalid
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Lest Malaysians forget, Nurin Jazlin died 8 years ago in the hands of a paedophile, who is still free. Al fatihah http://t.co/FkAlCC3yNU.
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@khalids
khalid
5 years
Affection: I like you. Attraction: I feel drawn to you. Trust: I know what to expect of you. Intimacy: I can be vulnerable with you. Love: I want what’s best for you. True love: I truly want what’s best for you. Lust: I want to do you. A lot.
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4 years
Aidilfitri : . Aidiladha : . Deepavali : . Christmas : . Thaipusam : . Chinese New year : Chinese New Year Réunion Dinner is very important time for Chinese elders. Chinese family.
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khalid
5 years
Adik aku buat lawak pakai Phone bapak aku nak pau RM 8.70 konon test anak anak. Siap babah gembira anak dengar cakap. Aishah punya angkara! Siot Aishah! Hang nanti kena balik!
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4 years
If people from 2020 were on the Titanic
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Not guilty
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4 years
Gila tak logik
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4 years
Being able to speak English well doesn't indicate intelligence at all. It's just a language. It's how you use the language to impart wisdom, present ideas and inspire others that really makes one wiser than the rest. And this, can be done in any language.
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5 years
Melayu tak boleh tengok orang lain tolong orang susah. Anak Menteri, Menteri Timbalan Menteri boleh buat birthday party, jalan jalan suami isteri, happy happy jumpa sanak saudara. Ustaz tolong sampaikan bantuan kepada orang susah ditegur jangan timbulkan masalah sebab dengki.
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4 years
Kenapa nak suruh isteri belajar dari pelacur kalau anda sendiri boleh kahwin dengan pelacur dan selamatkan seorang wanita dari terus bermaksiat?.
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khalid
4 years
Dia ni memang gila rasanya.
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khalid
5 years
Mencari pakcik India jual tisu
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khalid
4 years
Carilah kesamaan, bukan perbezaan.
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4 years
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khalid
4 years
Aku dah tulis parody account kat Bio. Sekarang aku boleh cakap apa saja.
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khalid
5 years
For Nasi Kandar fans, do not be surprised if you feel the taste has slightly changed. As stricter regulations requires the staff to wash hands the change in taste will be temporary. Please be informed.
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khalid
4 years
Aku dah tunjuk korang cybertroopers yang bukan org sebenar kat Twitter. Brader Cina pura2 Melayu, akak Sabahan jadi Sarawakian. Aku dah tunjuk korang cerita palsu yg viral konon ramai setuju. Jadi kalau ada sesuatu isu, korang tengok banyak replies, banyak retweet.
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@khalids
khalid
4 years
Kavie, Grad Uniten (mech eng) tahun lepas tapi tak dapat kerja sebab pandemik, jual teh masala kat Brickfields, resepi dia sendiri. Kalau kat Brickfields, contact dia kat 0183900171 dia hantar teh naik basikal. Try ah.
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khalid
5 years
Di JPJ. Action starts at 39 seconds.
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khalid
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Covid19 is shaking
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khalid
4 years
Most people end their relationships because they are "not happy" anymore. The problem is, when they started the relationship, happiness wasn't their main criteria. It's usually looks, wealth, career, intelligence etc. If happiness wasn't important then, why is it important now?.
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@khalids
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5 years
Yes, exactly. The kids whose parents are gone because of drunk driving will always remember.
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khalid
6 years
Jangan merogol ya. Hormati wanita.
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khalid
5 years
The twist! 🙀🙀
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4 years
Kasi Dia Bumiputera!
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5 years
This is not what the Prophet taught us. This is not an ustaz. This is syaitan in human form. Before Dajjal's arrival they come to lead people astray.
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khalid
6 years
Tiba masanya untuk Malaysia boikot supaya Saudi Arabia tak boleh ugut umat Islam dengan quota Haji lagi. Yaman dah hampir lenyap. Syurga yg kita kejar di akhirat mendatangkan neraka dunia untuk yg lain.
@501Awani
Astro AWANI
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#AWANInews #AWANI745 Arab Saudi gagal bela Yaman, masyarakat Islam Australia boikot industri haji
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@khalids
khalid
4 years
All languages spoken by Malaysians are Malaysian language but Bahasa Malaysia is the formal and official language. Why is that so hard to understand?.
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khalid
5 years
You wrote on Islamophobia but spoke on homophobia. Are you in the right mental state?.
@aisha_adam
Aisha Ocasionalmente Corta AOC
5 years
I was asked to talk about Islamophobia, so I made this before bed last night. Pardon my chapped lips. It's winter here
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Kenapa kedua-dua Anwar Ibrahim dengan Dr Mahathir = satu ketika dulu adalah pejuang agama dan bangsa yang sangat radikal tapi kini keduanya sudah lebih memihak kepada liberal?. Sebab, untuk naik, perlukan pengikut, guna sentimen negara, agama dan bangsa.
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@khalids
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5 years
Malaysia ni memang cukup sayang dengan penipu tapi kejam dengan yang bercakap benar.
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khalid
4 years
Federal Highway ada roadblock, sebelum masuk Selangor.
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khalid
7 years
I think most Malaysians forget that a change of Governments will not mean much if the mentality of the people remains the same. Stop getting excited every time a politician tells you exactly what you want to hear and stop freaking out every time they say something different.
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@khalids
khalid
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If you know your friend is dating someone who is married, take a picture of the family and show your friend the images of the children whose time, attention and affection are stolen from.
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khalid
4 years
So ada explanation kenapa Vivy saman budak tu. Ada nak counter ke?
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khalid
6 years
Just because you're married, doesn't mean you should stop dating. (to the person you're married with!).
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khalid
4 years
Palestine was not an empty piece of land before Israel. It was a country. They had airports and transportation. Streets, architecture and arts. There were people. Palestinian people. They had hopes, futures and dreams. Generations of families lived there. #VisitIsrael
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@khalids
khalid
4 years
Brader tu sampai bunuh diri nak highlight racism kat kilang, korang boleh ignore totally. Mungkin sebab ni lah karma sampai bila pun tak maju.
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khalid
4 years
#KerajaanGagal tak bermakna pembangkang berjaya.
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khalid
5 years
Back in the 80s, my Kampung in Penang would celebrate Aidilfitri with a mini talent concert or "Malam Pesta Muda Mudi". Kids would display their artistic talents: singing,. playing violin, boria, tarian zapin & pakaian beragam (as pic). Nowadays, its all mostly haram.
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8 years
Why do some Chinese think Malays are stupid?
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khalid
5 years
History of pandemics #INFOGRAPHIC
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khalid
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I've been observing my cats for the last week and I think they are racists. The white ones sleep with white and black ones too.
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@khalids
khalid
4 years
Ada guru yang betul betul komited mengajar dan jangan kita salah sangka semua cikgu relaks semasa PKP ni. Terharu aku baca cerita ni. Semoga ramai lagi cikgu macam ni. Respek! 👍
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khalid
5 years
Violence is never the answer. You beat him up today, he brings a gang and beat you up tomorrow. You bring a gang to beat his gang and the whole country goes on a racist war. Sometimes, losing out early is actually the real win. Be wise.
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@khalids
khalid
6 years
Cambodian Girl Who Collected Garbage As A Child Becomes Valedictorian In Melbourne Uni
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khalid
5 years
Digalakkan pakai seluar ketika menjadi Imam supaya tidak berlaku adegan yang kemaluan
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khalid
4 years
@SyarifahAmin Give me your address and I will share them with the Rohingyas so they know where to find help.
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