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i can’t believe i abandoned my culture, my motherland, my traditions (was too tired to go see jay sean perform at the edison new jersey diwali party)
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Can’t wait for Koffee with Karan in 2050 when KJo invites female superstars Raha Kapoor and BabyGirl Singh-Padukone on his show and asks about the “interesting connection” between their parents
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my sister’s friends watched three movies to prepare for their first theatrical bollywood movie experience. They did not check with us first. they watched chak de india, taare zameen par, and 3 idiots.
The movie we were going to see was Jawan.
I didn't realise taare zameen par is so popular outside india
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can I just say cause I’ve been holding back on this. why do these prompts always say non alcoholic drink. that’s so easy! coffee. banger. coconut water. banger. guava juice. banger. diet coke. banger. apple cider. banger.
what’s hard is making alcohol taste yummy.
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If you’re a big Main Hoon Na fan, try to get your hands on Farah Khan’s directors commentary track. It used to be on the DVD. She puts so much thought into every single shot and we just took that for granted
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@redditships
“Her watching him is a huge help and I couldn't work without her unless I was going to put in a huge amount of effort into figuring out childcare. I appreciate her help so much. Our relationship is okay, she's much less independent than I am....”
🧐🧐🧐
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tabu to the shai hulud —
EXCLUSIVE: The Max prequel series “Dune: Prophecy” has cast legendary Indian actor Tabu in a recurring role.
Originally commissioned in 2019 under the title “Dune: The Sisterhood,” the series is inspired by the novel "Sisterhood of Dune" written by Brian Herbert and Kevin J.
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if people are really arguing “people shouldn’t bring babies on planes because some adults have sensory issues” we have completely lost the plot with disability discourse
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The made up name “Raquel Evita Saraswati” is absolutely killing me. She just wanted to be a brown girl so desperately that she couldn’t bear to commit to a single continent
“I call her Rachel,” the woman's mother told The Intercept. “I don’t know why she’s doing what she’s doing.
A "diversity, equity, and culture officer" who claims to be a woman of color is blowing up a progressive organization
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my friend’s dad shook SRK’s hand while he was shooting for kabhi alvida na kehna in NYC and then that evening he invited people (including us) over to shake his hand and promised us that he hadn’t washed it
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convo from ~2012 in bengaluru
5 year old: do you have any cousins in america?
me: I do but I live in New Jersey and they live in California. It takes a whole day for me just to get there! So I only see them once a year.
5 y.o.: *nods solemnly* like Kormangala and JP Nagar
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@redditships
I mean she wasn’t right to say that they were engaged but goddamn, a little introspection maybe?
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@veenadubal
Something very very similar happened to my mother in Edison New Jersey (of all places). It’s so shitty. She wanted me to remove it but it was over a decade ago when I was still in high school and they just laughed at us
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@WFKARS
I just remembered the time my cousin’s husband who was in his late 30s, got in the front of the uber, while his wife (same age), my other cousin, me, and my sister who are in our 20s got in back, and the driver asked him “are these your kids”. I don’t know how much he tipped.
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@Dan_J_Maher
@vanillatary
Yes! People get so offended by “The Beatles are overrated” that they seem to forget what the world overrated means. It doesn’t mean awful. It means maybe they didn’t invent music and maybe they did copy from other artists like Chuck Berry
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if you guys bully the butter chicken garlic naan mango lassi -orderers too hard, eventually they’ll turn into brooklyn hipsters who ask you which kind of mortar and pestle they should buy to grind spices for garam masala because they aren’t sure theirs is authentic enough
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people are noticing that my coworker is taking more “vacation time” off. I’m the only one who knows the truth. he is an arab man with 4 sisters and the only brother and 2 of them are getting married. that is NOT a vacation.
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whole ass political science departments have made their careers out of coming up with statistical models just to dig up some proof that plea bargaining leads to racially inequitable outcomes.
and these guys just… typed it out and stuck it on their office cubicle as a reminder
Florida Prosecutor Jack Campbell has a “racism policy” in his Jefferson County office, instructing prosecutors to make more punitive plea bargains against Hispanic people.
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@judysquirrels
I am 30 and the beginning of drake’s music career was the first time I actually realized that man could walk
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Abigail and Chelsea just minding their own business trying to cuddle on the couch
#thebachelor
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This person is about 10 years older than me but I can’t imagine that there was ever a time that Abercrombie represented counter culture??
Maybe at his school the establishment choice was Brooks Brothers 👀
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@thatssoannie_
Lagaan got super famous here!! Because of the oscars. It also like did really well at the baftas (which makes sense) and that generated more hype. A couple of my friends have seen it or scenes from it in school. It is way more well known than Devdas IMO.
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lmao in my freshman year of college some white dude was like “you must be indian” and I was like “yeah 🙄” and he was like “are you Kannada” and I almost fell over cause even Kannada people don’t guess that. It turns out he had one (1) indian friend and guess where they were from
in college this drunken frat bro started making clicking noises at me because I said I was east african. i said "you racist piece of shit, i bet you have no idea where i'm from" and with no hesitation he said "you're probably from eritrea"
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only gen z can come up with these kinda questions because cable watching Milennials used to sit at home and watch miss congeniality on repeat for a whole sunday for free
If someone offered you $1,000,000 to watch the same movie for 24 hours straight, could you do it, and what movie do you choose?
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Was talking to someone in Bengaluru, discussing the quality of life, while they were driving from Whitefield to Jayanagar.
I noticed there were no snacks at home. So I casually got in my car, drove from NYC to Edison NJ and continued with the conversation. (1/2)
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my mom changed my brain chemistry last week when I asked for coffee because I was tired and she said “why. It’s sunday. If you’re tired, take a nap”
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listen if gen z had to pay 5.99 for the privilege of listening to lonely by akon whenever someone called them they would leave their phone on loud too
I've pitched this as a trend story so many times. let me write about it. it's fascinating to think of how millennials all started with their ringers on loud/vibrate and gen Z is like lmao, no notifications plz
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Me searching Twitter to try to figure out what the actual arguments against free daycare are and reading comments like “church attendance will collapse” and “the state propagandizing will start even earlier”
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*runs an ARR bracket* ohhh I don’t actually like half the songs on the Dil Se album 🥱
*runs an 00’s Bollywood bracket* ohh I only really listen to English songs 🥱🥱
*runs a classic rock bracket* ohhh I only really listen to Fleetwood Mac 🥱🥱🤡
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i feel like this is a little revisionist history. a lot of effort was put into blowing up barney’s blog and “the bro code”. crucially, the girls he hit on were constantly made to seem like the butt of the joke. and it was ALWAYS lily or robin calling them “desperate”, “skanky”
Every so often, somebody writes a think piece about how Barney from
#HIMYM
is problematic. This confuses me, because Barney was always written as a parody of toxic masculinity, not an endorsement of it. I feel sad for all the time the think piece writer wasted not thinking that.
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you guys posted this song to get it up to 49% which is actually more than I expected— good job!
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I got to my parents’ house, stole some snacks from their kitchen, picked up my husband from the airport, and arrived home to enjoy my snacks, all before they had crossed Silk Board. When they reached home I contributed with a “Oh yes! Bengaluru is great”
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this is going to be a long month.
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[123] Chudiyan Khanak Gayeen
[134] Dil Mera Churaya Kyun
[379] Thodasa Pagla
[390] Saaton Janam Tum
#1990sBollywoodBracket
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After his experience directing Home Alone and dealing with the shitshow that was Macaulay Culkin’s family, Chris Columbus really put in a lot of effort to cast child actors with normal parents. That’s why all three of those kids turned out mostly ok despite being megastars
Daniel Radcliffe should be so f***** up from being the kind of child star of that magnitude that he was, and by all accounts, he's a decent guy, a great actor, and an incredible ally. Good for him, that's nice!
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sooo many dumbasses commenting “it’s not my problem they don’t know how to use a condom” …like, at that point what are you even saying?? is this a bio-extremist stance??? are you just against the perpetuation of the human race? I legitimately don’t understand
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90% of my feed is indian election content but the 10% of american tweets that snuck through are almost entirely about whether we should allow children in grocery stores. sounds about right tbh
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um what do you mean?? The plotlines literally cross over
I don't think the target audiences for Greta Gerwig's "Barbie" and Christopher Nolan's "Oppenheimer" overlap all that much, so I don't see what the problem is with them both premiering on July 21, 2023.
Barbie fans aren't really into "I am become Death, destroyer of worlds."
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I better wake up to see gifs and clips of Juhi Chawla and Sonali Bendre!!!!
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@itsmjhere
All 3 of those movies I think have a universal appeal, but when I found out that those are what they watched, I literally begged them, like, “guys, please reset your scale. this is going to be completely different” 😭😭
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wow. I knew gone with the wind was successful but this list really puts it in perspective. wow.
Just realized that no movie can beat Gone with the Winds box office gross adjusted for inflation 🟰 4.19 billion dollars unless they can pass that mark. And seeing how tickets for Gone with the Wind cost premium I’m not sure that’s a possibility.
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I hate it when I’m listening to the Dil To Pagal Hai title track and it’s like doo-doo-DOO-doo-doooo 🥰😍 and then Udit Narayan comes in with “🎼dil to paaaagal hai, dil dewaaaaaana hai..🎶” 😘
AND THEN I REMEMBER it’s stupid Akshay Kumar and not SRK singing that lines 😒😠😡
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one of my proudest accomplishments is figuring out how to rewear my reception lehenga
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Oh come on guys how is this even close!! Is it too much to ask to have one sridevi song left??? And a masterpiece in yearning at that
(Vote Option 1- Morni )
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#1990sBollywoodBracket
[123] Morni Baaga Ma Bole (Chudiyan Khanak Gayee)
[170] Pyar Ko Ho Jane Do
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@micahinATL
Agreed on the military propaganda bit but I don’t remember Krasinski actually expressing politically conservative views or both sidesing or anything like Pratt. Please correct me if I’m wrong
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yeah it turns out not everyone needs a minion army of 2nd year associates to pawn off all the basic research to
There are arguments on both sides for ghost-written briefs in opposition, but, like, does anyone think the Justices are fooled into thinking that a New York consumer fraud attorney in a two-person law firm wrote this?
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@caseyjohnston
i admire matthew broderick’s willingness to always play these loser characters and he kills it every time
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I read something so horrible in the new york times that makes me unironically want to ban all diaspora fiction until we find out what’s going on
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fellas is it gay to lay your head on something soft and supple to sleep at night
A man using pillows to sleep is disgusting and pathetic
Pillows are extremely feminine
Soft and supple, to caress your head at night
Men who actually work during the day do not need pillows to sleep - they are tired enough
You know this intuitively because if you picture a
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I live with a guy who is very good at chess. It makes him a terrible strategist in the real world because he’s playing 5 games at once on the chess dot com app and walking directly into traffic
my mum used to work with a guy who was very good at chess. but it made him a terrible strategist in the real world; he was always thinking 5 steps ahead which was a terrible model for how everyone around him was thinking.
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@MrMarkie14
@mcuban
I don’t think now is the best time to accomplish that, and I definitely don’t think Howard Schultz is the person who could make that happen.
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@azenithromycin
I lose so much respect for Rani after that one round table interview where she said girls need to toughen up and learn martial arts 🤦🏻♀️
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@gerrieyaki
NYT: Detectives believe that the motive for the killing stemmed from Mr. Saleh having discovered that the assistant had stolen tens of thousands of dollars from him, despite the fact that Mr. Saleh had not reported the man and had set up what amounted to a repayment plan for him
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[1] Kal Ho Naa Ho:
[4] Kajra Re:
#2000sBollywoodBracket
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@Salandthebadpun
no because how does she get the designer to work for HER rather than her just wearing the designer. every time
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I just realized that AR Rahman is closer to, and has a realistic shot at, achieving EGOT than most of Hollywood
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💃 :🥶 🥤?
🙅🏽♂️🙅🏽♂️🙅🏽♂️
💃 :🍨?
🙅🏽♂️🙅🏽♂️🙅🏽♂️
💃 :🍦?
🫃
💃 :🍃?
🫃🫃🫃
If you can’t hear this picture I feel sorry for you
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[81] Joote De Do Paise Le Lo
[176] Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
[337] Tujhe Yaad Na Meri Aayee
[432] Tum Par Hum Hai Atke Yaara
#1990sBollywoodBracket
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honestly though the shocking part is this is the fastest i’ve ever seen nj transit implement anything in my whole life
NJ transit is selling plushies of the bull that was loose on the tracks…we’re not a serious state
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Wait. Wait. I totally missed that Morni is in this bracket. Guys. First option is Morni baagha bola aadhi raat. Please do not let probably the best Sridevi song in the 90’s down!!
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[123] Chudiyan Khanak Gayeen
[134] Dil Mera Churaya Kyun
[379] Thodasa Pagla
[390] Saaton Janam Tum
#1990sBollywoodBracket
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Can I also say. In the late 90’s bollywood era of slick straight hair on everyone, I actually remember this song as being one where the hot girl had curly hair (it helps that it was attached to sonali bendre’s head)
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“Kitni dafaaaa, subah ko meri,
Tere aangan me baithe maine shaam kiya”
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Yes. Young girls aren’t just accidentally more vulnerable. They are picked out to be targets *because* they are young.
The most I have been catcalled in recent times was when I got a slightly too short haircut that made me look a bit younger. That’s when it really hit me.
didn’t know what was being done to me at age 11, but apparently i was supposed to slap and break the leg of a man twice my size. ✨
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once on nj transit, when I was 18, I saw a woman’s hand get caught between the doors as they closed and the train started moving. my car was empty. I screamed so loudly they heard me 3 cars down and pulled the brake. the passengers recalled it as a “bloodcurdling scream”
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I am no longer accepting any more applications for “real friends” to “tell me like it is”. I have enough of those. But I am looking for a couple of fake friends to stroke my ego and join me on my flights of delusion
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if you’re 25-30 and your main circle isn’t frequently discussing:
- dulhe ke saaliyon
- hare dupatte waaliyon
- kisi betuke shayar ki besuri qawwaliyon
then it’s time to elevate your circle
(vote option 1)
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[81] Joote De Do Paise Le Lo
[176] Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
[337] Tujhe Yaad Na Meri Aayee
[432] Tum Par Hum Hai Atke Yaara
#1990sBollywoodBracket
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indian ladies of twitter. imagine conducting a swayamvara based on the people in your notifications
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I have a confession to make.
I was hired by Sam Altman to do ScarJo’s voice.
I’m not proud of it, but at the time, I thought it was a proportionate response given the way she’s appropriated roles meant for women of color in the past (e.g. Ghost in The Shell).
(Tweet 1/30).
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I considered changing my twitter handle to chikni cholmondeley for the duration of this bracket 🚶♀️🚶♀️🚶♀️
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Chikni Chameli (Agneepath)
Dekh Le (Munna Bhai MBBS)
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At my wedding my sister wasn’t planning to steal Q’s shoes because we had never really done that in our family.
His Punjabi grandaunt intervened and insisted that this joota chupai *must* happen and gave her insider tips and then negotiated for more money on behalf of the girls
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Ok here would be my personal top 25 90’s bollywood (filtered by what people might actually vote for). Tried to get a mix in there
@nodogyaraah
taking suggestions for what songs do you (and others) think will do extremely well in 90s bracket
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vote for the ONLY kal ho na ho representation in this whole bracket!! [option 4: mera piya ghar aaya]
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[88] Suniye To
[169] Kisi Disco Mein Jaaye
[344] Chandralekha
[425] Mera Piya Ghar Aaya
#1990sBollywoodBracket
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Short Tanha Tanha cover by me!
Audio graciously edited by
@DaveChappal
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Silly video effects by me.
Headphones recommended.
#1990sBollywoodBracket
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[8] Tanha Tanha Yahan Pe Jeena
[249] Tamma Tamma Loge
[264] Oonchi Hai Building
[505] Ab Tere Dil Mein To
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this story is horrific and triggering. the only glimmer of humanity is that one guy offered to switch seats with the minor daughter after he saw what was happening
Delta is facing a $2 million lawsuit after ignoring pleas for help from a mother and her minor daughter, who were groped by an intoxicated male passenger during a 9-hour flight.
Once the plane landed, the flight attendants reportedly offered the woman and her daughter 5,000
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yeah i’ve unfortunately waded through the toxic wasteland that is right wing hindu social media and honestly I knew it was just a matter of time before some high profile terroristic incident took place. i’m glad no one got hurt
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come on guys this is just plain disrespectful to madhuri dixit and kavita krishnamurthy. vote for Mera Piya Ghar Aaya. What is the point of 90’s bracket without it??
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[88] Suniye To
[169] Kisi Disco Mein Jaaye
[344] Chandralekha
[425] Mera Piya Ghar Aaya
#1990sBollywoodBracket
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I am trying to critically appraise Dev Patel’s Monkey Man and I just. I physically cannot. Wow. I know it’s probably not perfect but wow.
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