Deathsarus
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21st Century Schizoid Man. My views are not mine, They're yours. I'm living in your walls.
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Me, feeling pain at my circumcision scar anytime the doctor who performed it is near me, because he made my dick into a horcrux
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@LookAtMyMeat1
Similar to Parks and Rec, when Chris Pratt adlibbed this and the writers got pissed but couldn't really be mad at him.
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@frogNscorpion
Don't forget the time they had a 3 Billion dollar sub sink because they left the hatch open
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@BENZOTOOIE
She has the Philtrum, so she doesn't have downs or fetal alcohol syndrome, I think she just british
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@dyingscribe
Okay, but that's a woman. I'm a man and can totally fight wild animals. I started by fighting domesticated animals and have worked up my weight class. I can fight great danes right now, in a year I should be able to fight an emaciated lion at the zoo.
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@ShitpostGate
I was planning on giving myself PRP Plates Rich Plasma Therapy to an injury I got. I was going to draw my own blood, order a $40 centrifuge, and then inject the platelet plasma back at the injury site to speed up healing (its normally like $500-2,500 PER INJECTION)
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@cunychad
@tulpapilled
Please, please tell me she is over 18 after revealing that info with a name like yours.
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@majipres
Shit, I wanted her to after watching Trainwreck and finding out she raped a drunk guy in college.
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@uncledoomer
I wonder if it's one of mine, from back in 2010 when I chucked a whole case of bottles into the ocean (gotta feed the bottlenose dolphins somehow)
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@JoeAlderman11
@StopCringe_
@VLONEPREDATOR
She's rich and disabled, ordering door dash all the time, rolling around in her wheel chair like she's better than everyone else. Its time she got a reality check.
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@TylerClark1818
@ShitpostGate
No I won't, I'm built different. I'm like 8% Lactic acid, two doctors and a priest have confirmed I have no soul.
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@thisissavvy1
@SiongFloyd
You're telling me I can get FREE Testosterone injections at Planned Parenthood?
Holy fucking shit, this is the only good thing to come outta there.
I'm gonna get SO SWOLE
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@goldenwitchfire
Chris Chan medallion speaking to you like the green goblin mask, telling you to put it on and save CWCville.
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@itsjulyxo
@OnlyFansPostinL
Not me. Different twitter tag (I don't blame you for being unable to read, American school systems have failed you).
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@DaruneAlbane
@RuneCodex
@afatswedishcat
@KaldorDraig0
@mikesulsenti
It was actually Claudette Colvin who refused to move, but they didn't want a pregnant teen girl with darker skin to represent the protest. They wanted a light skin Black girl to do it. So they staged the whole thing over again.
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@twomad
*RECORD SCRATCH* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how things turned out the way I have. It all started on my 8th birthday when I realized my lifes dream was to be literally driving, but uhm, I'm in Oregon I'm literally driving, but uhm, I'm in OregonI'm literally driving
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@blood8262
@dyingscribe
Like old original SCP, but it's from actual myths and legends with other shit peppered in like Oni's, Werewolves, Hellraiser, etc.
SCP is like "This doorknob makes you want to have sex with it" but then they removed the original lore.
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@Geofficino
@theonetrueHRLN
You called them "insane"
But I noticed you didn't call them a Liar...
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@LizzzMyth
@LeafyIsHere
Stick to jiggling your tiddies to an empty room, we aren't buying your onlyfans.
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@Dianexis
"Yeah, dude in the red hoodie has a Sig, he's gonna scare the hoes. Tell his ass to leave"
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@dyingscribe
My main goal is to fight Skinwalkers. If I can fight a bear, I should be able to take a skin walker, and wear it like a suit. Skinwalkerception.
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@LocalBateman
@LocalBateman
fell off with this post. Ain't got no shotgun or naked men in it for the bait and switch tactics. Lowkey normiecel, highkey bland pilled. Not a skibibity toilet in sight.
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@DocStrangelove2
I'm getting a lot of use out of this today, so it's your all fault you gotta see it.
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@Wh1tePh0sph0rus
@SaladBarFan
they got carrots in the center console, she is likely a horse girl, SHE IS THE PRODUCT OF HORSE HUMAN GENETICS
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@krus_chiki
I think he did it because he was symbolizing "getting out of that life" by making it that difficult to get to. You don't just throw away that shit. It's showing how much pain he's in by busting up his floors, which is going to just tank the Zillow rating on his home.
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@Kaleb_Atlanta
This owner doing work of a God. Which god? I do not know. Maybe Shiva? Anubis?
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@LoFiRepublican
Sounds like they're being awfully possessive over him when he just wanted something casual, no strings attached.
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@Rebels_Raiders
@Iraqveteran8888
Tacoma is heavier to pass emissions regulations, with more bells and whistles, sensors and switches that can fail and cause issues. Hilux is as close to bulletproof as a truck can get. Top Gear actually dropped it from a building, sunk it in the ocean and shit, and it still ran.
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@OfKimbriki
@ShitpostGate
Fuck no, there's Drop Bears there. I would if it was like early 2000s Australia, but I knew a brother and sister there who would have sex and drive a 6 hour bus ride to Melbourne or whatever once a week to get Doctor Pepper and stuff
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@TheEbonyMaw
@YourManJCDenton
@stopskeletons
Bro, be careful telling people you sleep. The Nazis were known for sleeping, someone might call you a Nazi larper. They used to call it "Snöözendözen" and I'm pretty sure they did it every day.
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@CrimsonHeron
@AspiringNeolib
@PerkinsHammer
You're a cool dude, and I want you to have a great day.
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@nothing6777876
@dyingscribe
I have a video of a Hispanic kid beating up a donkey, then the donkey has enough of it and starts flinging him around.
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@pelvis_man
@kitten_beloved
A Rust programmer and an Arch Linux user walk into a bar.
The joke is as if they'd actually leave their homes.
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@backyardbound1
@cimmerian_v
SOME RETARD CUT THROUGH ALL THE JOISTS WHICH SUPPORT THE WEIGHT OF THE HOUSE
DON'T FUCKING CUT THROUGH 2X4'S OR 2X6'S OR ANY DAMN POSTS OR BOARD WHICH HOLD THE FLOOR OR WALLS UP
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@BigDickBarclay
@LookAtMyMeat1
Imagine just seeing your dick thrusting in air, and then your semen just pools there and you see the outline of a cervix coated in milky whiteness.
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@dyingscribe
When that power puff girls reboot writer put himself as a self insert love interest for blossom.
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@randall_actual
Baking soda, Bentonite Clay, crushed charcoal. All natural teeth aggregates you can make into paste to brush with. Poppy derivatives for pain relief. Use a branch to make a toothbrush.
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@frogNscorpion
If he visited 8 death camps and got the holes punched in his card, he got a free dreidel.
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@TheBattlecock
"Yeah man, it was a super limited edition run. You had to go to Germany and it was a private auction"
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@nicholasdeorio
Me when I'm playing both sides during a discussion, and bring up the worst atrocities both sides have done to turn a heated discussion into a raging inferno. It isn't enough to want one side to win, I want both sides to lose.
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@crulge
@derseelander
He called the Funko pops ugly. He called you insufferable, which you have proven with your inability to READ
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@pieceofwhiskey
@NaviGoBoom
@FuddBusters
The sniper button was only on the 15's, they came out after the 7's and made them 8 times more deadly
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@wilder_bry
@DrDeath1776
"Listen here, sonny. Don't go spending all your sodie-pop money on a fancy new gadget like the M1 carbine. What you needta git is a classic Colt 1911. TWO WORLD WARS, BOY!"
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@Whyman5Whyman
@whatifalthist
He's just an old grandpa. What's he going to do, give you a Werther's Original caramel and call you sonny? What a horrible man.
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@BigDickBarclay
Me, using the
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impact brushes with my
@MilwaukeeTool
hammer driver to sound my urethra so the kidney stones come loose.
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@arrtnem
YEAHHH! Tell it like it is, This girlboss needs to start building bridges for the government too!
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@BENZOTOOIE
So glad gay people can own slaves again. We've really progressed as a society. Now they can dress them up like dolls and make them do whatever they want 🙏
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@TheEbonyMaw
I don't get why someone would pay for an AI you can't touch, when you can use your brain and make a Tulpa that will seem real to you. A little schizophrenia never hurt anyone, done properly.
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@EricLulko
@Sir_Farticus
@JustsomeStump1
@BLoobama
Bruh, that's california NOW. California up until like the 90's was like, 96% white people, headass. This was from the 1970s. You thinkin about the present, you gotta realize places were more homogenous and not diverse.
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