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Quick thread on all the pipes I own (1/12)
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@visegrad24
Pov you're a sweet baby girl and just posted a normal picture of yourself on the internet:
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Me personally carrying each and every indian back to their god awful subcontinent
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This child's TV show is about YOU
Do you think the MAGA crowd has figured out that Episode 2 of X-MEN ‘97 is about them and the January 6th insurrectionists yet, or nah?
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@Saddaukar
@Rattapoom_K
The orc already had the solution in mind, but he knew the chain of command and let his boss be a boss. It was a healthy relationship.
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I did eat breakfast
Idk if this is canon anymore but the reason why Mace was the only one who didn't instantly die to Palpatine in ROTS is because Palpatine used the force to put a complex riddle inside all the Jedi's heads. Mace simply ignored it while the others briefly stopped to try and solve it
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"Note to self: When we win, take superman away from the libtards."
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@sh44sti
"Usul, you are balding. I'm just kidding. But seriously, you will die if you go bald."
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The next metroid game should have an ending where samus gets married and has a daughter
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Project 2025 promises to give you a little smooch on the forehead
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The strength of Men has failed. The West has fallen.
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Zoomers always talk about "spilling tea", but start pissinh themselves the moment you break out the 100yo brick of superior grade oolong
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@ManletThorin
The part of the story not even the main characters wanted to talk about because it was so unpleasant yeah let's get another 3 hour movie about that
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Trump is going to dress you up as Frodo and force you to sing The Man in the Moon Stayed Up Too Late for his personal amusement when we win
@Orgryteyngling
@VP
i'm sorry sir, but to care about politics is to be human, especially with so much at stake
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@cryptidx_
@astro_zootgirl
What if I'm a perpetrator (it was very difficult for me but I'm healing)?
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@Howlingmutant0
I'm so glad she didn't actually finish making a rhyming song so I can fill it in myself it's so fun
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Actually, we know precisely what professor Tolkien would think about rings of power
@Carnehan34
There’s no way to know for sure because, you know, he’s dead. But, regardless, if he would have despised it doesn’t mean I have to!
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@gartenofyuri
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It's the internet. You could easily hide your racial disability if you wanted.
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"An afterlife would get so stale - so boring."
Boredom is gonna be the least of your worries, bro.
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@michaelsykes
@calebgamman
He's literally just one of those fish you buy to clean the glass of your aquarium
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@subbpunkk
@spazzwrongs
Without Jewish science neither of us would be able to transition, not that it's doing you any favors anyway
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The fact that nobody seems capable of making a good star wars story, a franchise that is literally just reskinned ancient tales of heroism, tells me we truly have reached the decadence level of societal decline
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