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Dave Clarkin

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Dave Clarkin
3 years
@danvock @CapitolRomance The virus is in charge. COVID says ‘If People don’t do A, B and C I will do X, Y and Z.’ And yet some crazy Yahoos still think they can argue with Mother Nature as if the laws of Physics, Mathematics and Chemistry are somehow debatable rather than predictable.
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@josh_hammer @DailyMail Just checking in to see if your first piece for the Daily Mail was your last, or if you are working on a follow-up “How I Got it All Wrong.”
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@EricZorn 2) I was out way too many times to count in the wee hours of the morning way past curfew doing things I should not have, and not once was I ever in danger of being shot by a police officer because I was a White kid in a mostly white town.
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3 years
@royalpratt wait, I am sorry, she just announced she is cancelling school tomorrow, now she wants to not pay teachers for not showing up to teach classes that she cancelled?
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4 years
@mmbnfan @chancetherapper “Wounds of the past”? George Floyd was murdered on May 25th. Delete your account.
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2 years
I can’t believe I am arguing with my school district about whether it is a good idea to stage a mock murder in a middle school 13 miles from Highland Park. #twill
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@GeorgeA86425954 @BenBradleyTV Um, actually: no. Read again. Because the FOID background check does not require fingerprint, they missed the conviction that would have barred him from buying a gun in the first place.
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@kdnerak33 @theliamnissan My mom was a single, pregnant, 18 y.o. college freshman. She chose to keep me, but she also donated to Planned Parenthood until her death. Being pro-choice doesn’t make you anti-child.
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2 years
@engagedmom @cd_hooks Real estate licenses are public records, so are doctor licenses etc.
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3 years
@wics_abc20 What kind of reporter shows up to a press conference to ask “How do we know masks work?” Do your homework before you show up for class, reporters.
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4 years
@Scaramucci Yes, Trump is in danger of losing Texas, but he is definitely going to lose Florida and Pennsylvania. The GOP needs to cut their losses and walk away from Trump as they did Dole in 1996 and try to salvage as many races as they can but most of all their brand.
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4 years
@VviewSsonicMair @emmaladyrose @DanielLarison @AOC Trauma does not widen people's perspective, it focuses their attention. The brain and endocrine system are designed to keep you alive by focusing your attention on the danger and blocking everything else out, making you acutely aware.
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4 years
@youvegotamy @emmaladyrose @maggieNYT @AOC They bashed a cop's head in and killed him, what do you think Trump's supporters wanted to do to @AOC ?
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Dave Clarkin
3 years
@EricZorn I can say two things with great confidence: 1) It’s not too early to say that the foot chase policy is a problem because we know it has been a problem for years.
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4 years
@LegalNonAlien @SpencerAlthouse she isnt mentally ill, she is angry and rightly so.
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3 years
@EricZorn 3) Once, I was stopped by police trespassing on foot after curfew after a 911 call in a poorly lit neighborhood. I was 16. I told the officer I was sneaking out of my girlfriend’s house AND HE GAVE ME A RIDE HOME.
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4 years
@mvanvol_van @RahmAntics My understanding is the virus releases a protein into your bloodstream which tells your body you are bleeding, your body starts trying to clot your blood wherever the protein appears. The plurality of deaths come not from pneumonia, but from clots in the liver and kidneys.
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Periodic reminder that Hamas rejected the last ceasefire deal because it required them to release women, elderly, and injured hostages abducted on October 6th. If you want a ceasfire, tell Hamas to give up the hostages.
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Cease-fire talks with Israel and Hamas are expected to resume Sunday
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@heels23carolina @MattGertz It’s no one’s job to disprove every whack job conspiracy theory. It’s your job to come up with evidence that your conspiracy theory is true, otherwise, don’t post it.
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3 years
@lawprofblawg Trooper pulls me over for speeding not long after 9/11. Officer: “Mind if I search your trunk just to make sure there are no bombs or explosives?” Me: “Yes.” Officer: “Why?” Me: “My attorney advised me to never voluntarily submit to a search.”
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6 years
@WillCaskey Reporters do not look at yearbook pictures either. Your yearbook antics from 3 decades ago end up in a reporter’s inbox because you slighted someone 30 years ago or maybe even injured them and they remember.
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2 years
@Sessler @kaitlancollins sound asleep, Biden would still do a better job than Trump’s best day in office. Let’s look at Trump’s top foreign policy Achievements: See what I mean?
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Dave Clarkin
1 year
@Suntimes The Architectural Boat Tour. It shows you Chicago from an angle you can only see on the tour, allowing you to appreciate the towering majesty of each skyscraper, and the uniqueness of each structure. It’s a “Duck’s Eye View.”
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@currermell @EdKrassen She said “if this happened in a third world country, we would be outraged.” Mexico is a Third World country, leaving only the US. She lied, by every standard, which is to tell “the Truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.” She omitted a lot of relevant facts.
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Dave Clarkin
3 years
@EricZorn ☝🏼 This is the definition of White Privelege, @johnvmoore , am I right? Anyone else ever have an officer let you ride in front and run his lights after being picked up on a 911 call?
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@Zer0_Strikerrrr @AWHofbauer @shparks79 @ColinYovng She’s a 5,000 year old demi-god speaking to him in his true name. IDK why anyone thinks it strange that JL members call each other by their real names when not in public.
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@WarWatchs @marcorubio You misspelled “meeting between Iranian generals and Hezbollah terrorists to plot future attacks on Israel.”
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3 years
@EricZorn @johnvmoore BTW, a couple of White kids who beat a Latino kid they have been bullying to death will serve no jail time, a California judge ruled. That is also White privilege.
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Dave Clarkin
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@FrankSowa1 It seems likely the tours happened, maybe unclear whether the Congresscritters knew it was a recon mission, although a full investigation wont leave much reasonable doubt. Clyburn was shocked they showed up at his private, unmarked office.
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3 years
@HeyFranHey @MetaElevate can you get them to stop distributing racist content?
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3 years
@sdavisneedsanap @dansinker How is that three feet apart? They have had 18 months to come up with a plan and the plan they came up with is desk-sharing?
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Dave Clarkin
2 years
@elonmusk This is a common fallacy about democracy and society. Is this how it works at Tesla? “All the engineers are mad, so I must have found a good compromise?” Or history: “Some people say the Holocaust was terrible, others say it was great, so @Twitter is going with “so-so.”
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@srsjeff @mjs_DC Yes, IUD and The Pill are about to be banned, you are catching on fast.
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2 years
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3 years
@MyGuySteve @lindseyadler @TomPelissero Dude, Republicans in Georgia we’re not pretending that this law is intended to do anything but keep Black people from voting, and you shouldn’t either.
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@JSODonoghue @danvock @JeffLandry Just your reminder that 70% of Medicaid recipients are children, elderly or disabled. I’d love to know what percent of the remainder are working but their employer offers no health benefits.
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Dave Clarkin
5 years
@NickKristof This story does not make my heart “sing.” Every child deserves a safe, loving home and brighter future. Every child is extraordinary.
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@anniekarni @SpeakerJohnson Is it your job to take dictation from Republicans as they paper over their record with vague pleasantries on ee they are in the spotlight, or does the @nytimes still do “reporting”?
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Dave Clarkin
4 months
@RareImagery @hauntingDiver @krassenstein “No new wars started” because Trump capitulated to Putin. Every time.
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Dave Clarkin
4 years
@RepMaryMiller Denunciations begin with "Hitler was wrong..." not "Hitler was right." For example, " @RepMaryMiller was wrong to participate in a coup attempt against the American government and praise Hitler in the process."
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2 years
@JenniferSey A “lockdown” is when no one can leave their house. It never happened in the US. India, China had lockdowns. Levi’s has 50 factories in India, 100 in China, maybe that’s how you got confused.
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1 year
If Vallas is claiming a consultant failed to put up 350K yard signs on the southside, you gotta show me where Paul Vallas had 350K yard signs printed up and delivered to the Southside. Otherwise, this looks like “street money” intended to buy Black votes. #twill
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@WilliamATyler @Homiedino Minnesota is so solid blue, Reagan couldnt win it.
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3 years
@washingtonpost Just stop it w the “underlying medical problems.” If he had a health condition that PREVENTED him from being vaccinated, he would have been exempted. He was healthy enough to be a cop, stop grasping for psychological comfort.
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Dave Clarkin
2 years
This tweet is absurdly false. Property taxes are higher in Illinois because suburban Republican school districts want “The best teachers money can buy” and property taxes are the only way to pay. In Governor Rauner’s hometown, 94% of teachers have advanced degrees. 1/6
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Illinoisans' property taxes are 2nd-highest in the U.S. due to high pension costs. But the Illinois Constitution's pension clause doesn't mention taxes. So those weren't real property tax hikes. Sound nuts? That's the logic of an Amendment 1 supporter.
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2 years
@MaryAnnAhernNBC Uh, @MaryAnnAhernNBC , that headline says “May”. This is the 2nd time you’ve tried to push out the storyline that Bailey somehow “won” the debate. I’d love you ro explain how opposing the minimum wage and once again saying women who have abortions are worse than Nazis is a win?
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4 years
@Theresa_Chapple @TrustTheVoid We actually do a lot to prevent child drownings, like require they be accompanied by adults and wear life vests that are proven to keep them afloat. Republicans want to throw them all in the deep end of the pool to see if they can swim.
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@TheHamilton33 @JackLombardi Most Chiefs fans cant stand Taylor Swift? She is the most popular, most well known celebrity in America. She is credited with dramatically increasing the team’s fan base, and the number of women watching NFL games.
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3 years
@jjbolting @NICKIMINAJ “Your truth?” Sounds like her Cousin’s friend got an STD and lied to his fiance and said it was a side effect of the COVID vaccine. There’s no His/Her/Their/My/Your truth in there anywhere. Sometimes, a lie is just a lie.
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@Perrid13 @cd_hooks You dont get to be Anonymous AND be on Joe Rogan, Tucker, New York Post, have trdemrks etc. I mean i understand corporations Wanting to be secretive about who controls them, but its not a right.
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3 years
@Cubain7 @latimes @ginacarano this is what I expected. She pulled a Sarah Palin. Limited talent, but market yourself as conservative and you have an audience. This was likely staged. I've tried to watch a couple of her movies, when you take away the terrific Mandalorian scripts, you realize how bad she is.
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@lawprofblawg This is part of the privelege and responsibility of being White. I proceeded to tell the officer how I felt about him using 9/11 as a pretext for an otherwise baseless search. I knew it would mean a $75 ticket instead of a warning. I was happy to pay it.
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@williamrawlss It is every attorney’s duty to fight tooth-and-nail for their client’s freedom, are you new to America?
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@whsbuss @politico The pro-life movement wrote and put the referendum on the ballot. If the referendum was full of lies, Pro-lifers put them there.
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4 years
@myster_E_23 @MarkMaxwellTV @JonMIPol Pro tip, if you are going to say it is still up in the air, don’t post a screen shot from a news org that has declared Underwood the winner. That’s what the check mark means you know.
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Dave Clarkin
3 years
@gcaw Kyle is not some guy/kid who suddenly found himself in the bad part of town. If he felt unsafe in Kenosha, he could have walked up to a police officer and asked them for help. Instead, he walked by them.
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Dave Clarkin
5 years
@chuckwoolery ICYMI, Chuck:
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@WilliamATyler @Homiedino Minnesota is like Texas…Democrats think Texas is in play from Spring until midsummer, but as elections heat up and become more partisan, voters return to their partisan roots almost always. That’s also why i don’t believe exit polls claiming that Haley voters wont vote 4 Trump.
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2 years
@jfrickuga @EmmaJanePettit @RTMannJr “Not everyone whose ancestors were brought to the Americas from Africa is oppressed. Take Elon Musk for example.”
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2 years
@AASchapiro Important context, ACLU solicited contribution from Amber Heard to be her advocate, and then when she didn’t pay, they switched sides to Johnny Depp:
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2 years
@6figga_dilla The Gas Card giveth, and The Parking Enforcement taketh away.
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4 months
@HalfwayPost You laugh, but I have argued Democrats should file legislation proclaiming life begins not at the moment of fertilization, but spermotegenesis, and declare male masturbation is murder. I have other bills too.
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@KenDilanianNBC @MaryAnnAhernNBC Trump appointed Flynn anyway. Fair bet Trump already knew what Flynn did.
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Dave Clarkin
4 years
@maximillian_alv @tylerbkissinger @SpeakerPelosi President Trump killed more Americans than nearly all the US wars combined, but you still think Pelosi is the enemy.
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4 years
@BrentJamesJack @_relevancy @chancetherapper In Trump's world, "America" and "White people" are synonymous, and how White people feel about themselves and how they feel about America are interchangeable. "Cancel culture" thus becomes unpatrotic because it makes White people feel bad about being racist.
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2 years
@MikeBuresh @Unlearned_Hand We should get rid of the mistrial altogether. A hung jury isnt an acquittal, but it should definitely be a “not guilty.”
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Dave Clarkin
5 years
@MaryAnnAhernNBC @realDonaldTrump I hope someone got him some soap right away. Maybe a shower or even a toothbrush if he needed it. Because everyone is really entitled to soap, a toothbrush and the occasional shower.
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@ReporterHal @PatrickQuinnTV @mikeklonsky @ATLNewsFirst I presume they do it to keep from being doxxed by pro-Hamas groups.
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3 years
@MarkJacob16 One of the weird side effects of ED is the need for ED sufferers and their spouses to display as many military-style long guns as possible. I have just never seen it on a Christmas portrait before.
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@Lucyg00se83 @DKThomp ask your surgeon next time you are in the operating room.
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Dave Clarkin
4 years
@LPTRAVELING @rabrowne75 @stephenfhayes First President to ever terminate his Secretary of defense after losing ne-election.
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Dave Clarkin
3 years
@ishapiro I am curious, if you think that Justice Srinivasan is the most qualified candidate, why didnt you oppose the appointment of Amy Coney Barrett as a “lesser” candidate. Or are ya just covering yer rear?
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2 years
I’d like to see “groomer” and “pedophile” added to Illinois’ Libel and Slander Act. The folks using @twitter to falsely brand teachers and librarians and elected officials ought to be held accountable @RepKellyCassidy @SaraFeigenholtz @CTULocal1 . #twill
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Dave Clarkin
4 years
@michaelscherer Trump not only said it is a hoax, he has said it is a hoax perpetrated by Democrats to win the election and after November 3rd they’ll make it magically disappear.
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@RaymondALopez An officer died, no one was apprehended. How is this a good outcome?
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2 years
@JudithExtreme @engagedmom @cd_hooks If her home address is on her real estate license, that was her choice. people use their office/business address. She could have changed her registration address when she launched her media company, she did not do that. There is a public interest in knowing who controls media.
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@WillCaskey I recommend making amends while you are at it. Not because it will help your campaign. But it will make you a better person and a better leader. After all, you are about to spend 4 years disappointing 44% of the people all of the time, you should get used to the feeling.
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Dave Clarkin
2 years
My response to the latest “update” from Park Ridge Police Department. @peoplesfabric
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@realBlagojevich I was in Chicago today, I saw zero terrified people. When did the “golden glove boxer” become afraid of his own shadow?
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Dave Clarkin
2 years
That parasitic relationship between the GOP and White, rural voters took a bizarre turn a few weeks ago when a downstate senator argued for cutting the already meager funding his schools recieve.
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Dave Clarkin
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@pattonoswalt Putting a White person from Kenosha in charge of covering the Rittenhouse trial was either a terrible mistake by @nytimes or exactly the outcome they were looking for.
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@John_Kass @chicagotribune The Electoral College was designed to protect slavery, and it is still doing a remarkable job, John. Compare the map of Trump's wins to the 1860 map of slave states and territories. cc: @cptime @CornelWest @johnvmoore
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2 years
Why would they do that? because has much as they hate property taxes, they hate the idea that income taxes might be used to make school funding “more equitable,” a nice way of saying “less racist.”
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@EEEFamily5 @AlexHortonTX So, what you're saying is that even though everything the black man did was legal, common and recommended, he never should have disrespected the White officers like that or he knew what was coming. My theory: White Supremacists were bent about a Black man driving a new car.
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Why did the turn his toupee into a visor?
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“You’ve still got it, Mister President!”
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2 years
@zshroff @rap30 @GovPritzker Also, “factual” means sticking to the facts, as opposed to focusing on people’s reactions or opinions about the facts. Proft’s mailings are not factual, they are reactionary.
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@rvalen81 @laurenboebert Because Congressmen are tired of being treated like Dairy Queen employees by Trump, @SpeakerJohnson , @mtgreenee , @laurenboebert , @mattgaetz , @TuckerCarlson @FoxNews
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@RichardLipshay @MericasPlumber1 @krassenstein How many elections have you seen in the middle of the pandemic? Trump was underwater 41-56 across the second half of 2020.
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@LilaGraceRose Its control over your bodies. The government no longer forces women to be sterilized either. I am always amazed by the people who dont think government can screw in a light bulb correctly, but should be in charge of their bodies.
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2 years
@CTULocal1 Can you send me their resumes? Park Ridge could use teachers like that.
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3 years
@markos Never accept the definition of “family” from a guy who let his own grandmother die of COVID.
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6 years
@WillCaskey Before running for office, you do not have to do all 12 steps, but I strongly encourage Step 8, aka “The Threat Assessment.”
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3 years
@PamelaT89384834 @NBCNews How do you pull someone over for “a suspected drug violation?” is that OhioSpeak for “Black man in nice car”?
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@royalpratt @CTULocal1 In ten years, I have never seen a mayoral press conference attacking the teacher's union lead to any concessions from the union. In fact, its almost always escalated tension which increased stakes which weakened the mayor's position.
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@illinoispolicy @GovPritzker Actually, I believe Illinois ranks 5th in the nation for jobs created over the last year, nearly 250K. That is a lot of jobs, I know because I remember the ads from IMA when Illinois lost 300K manufacturing jobs 20 years ago.
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@cynthiasivi @John_Kass The terms "subversive", "infiltration" and "under the radar" are false and anti-Semitic. The donations were legal, above board and widely reported. They also did not come in a vacuum. Foxx received support in 2016 after Burke and Madigan backed the incumbent, Alvarez.
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2 years
@BenBradleyTV It takes a special person to complain about vote-buying but then cash the check. We should provide a way for folks who think it is vote-buying to return their checks. 🫣 #twill
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@MaryAnnAhernNBC @archchicago @GovPritzker So basically, @archchicago is consolidating four Catholic schools into two in Cicero and Berwyn, but instead of blaming mismanagement, poor fundraising, declining enrollment, or all the sex scandals, its JB’s fault?
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@AldermanHopkins It is November, 2021. Not sure “abruptly” is the right word. The officer should have see this coming, I am surprised he did not care enough about his K-9 partner to prevent this from happening, what was his reason for refusing the order?
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