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A humble writer, journalist, filmmaker, comedian, fashion icon, vodka enthusiast, raging queerhawk and #sexysocialist
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the royal family's comms trying to use photoshop
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there's a scots version ae that daft spongebob meme
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🗳 BREAKING: 4 polls in a row now suggest a significant rise in support for Scottish independence.
🏴 The latest independence poll from YouGov:
Yes: 53%
No: 47%
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Anyone know where you can get one of these but for Labour?
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@twodoorgeorge
@TomatoJamSalad
@shawncbrown
Do you really need it explained or are you not aware of the concept of paperless tickets
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@twodoorgeorge
@TomatoJamSalad
@shawncbrown
Really standing up for the working classes there, aren't you?
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Did Douglas Ross just ask "how will the Scottish government stop people like my policeman wife from being racist?"
#fmqs
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@popcorn_amazing
@elliottt69420
@amelia_perrin
@Euphoria1983
Their mother's breast milk but I doubt you can ask a woman in the shop for some of hers
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BREAKING: Rishi Sunak wants you to prove you're gay if you don't want to go to Rwanda.
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@desertrose1969
@AndyShandy2023
@27_saffy
Tried to deport vulnerable persons? Exonerated Cressida Dick?
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@peacockdyke
@Timmy_in_SF
@b_disgustang
@notkingdeficit
So will probably end up with intense anger towards authority figures and a warped sense of jealousy towards childhood innocence...
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@VoicesByZane
@MrPostsGood
In a parallel world, Richard O'Brien took Broadway by storm with his sensitive yet audacious portrayal of Cornelius, joined by Patricia Quinn as the headstrong Zira.
With Brian Blessed as Dr. Zaius
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@Jen4Scot
@ScotNational
Because there's gay mums and dads out there. I was pretty young when I started hearing homophobia so this to fight that
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"well, you know show business can be crap" - Barbara Knox
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@josephjames94
The bigger, sweatier one denies the smaller, skankier one has ever used such an application
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@JackDunc1
why has he taken more care to look presentable in his grindr pic than he did at his own wedding?
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"elon musk thinks space is the solution to everything... which coincidentally, his ex wives did too"
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If folk think is terribly annoying and disruptive, just y'all wait for the food riots, the climate migrations and the utter destruction of society ☀️
Sam Johnson, 40, a construction worker from Essex, said:
“I took action today simply because we have run out of time. We’ve got to tackle this now. We have known for longer than I’ve been alive what would happen if we kept burning fossils fuels and now we are seeing this
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the flower of scotland
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@PhilipProudfoot
@alexander_olly
Canny wait for his two further appearances on the telly and biography winding up in poundland 😍
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Calling Scotland "Ireland" not once, but twice and literally calls Humza Yousaf "Mohammed" ????
Well done
@UKLabour
your man is several shades of bigot all rolled into one.
Should Nicola Sturgeon be suspended from the SNP?
"Humza Yousaf needs to get a grip of his party", says Labour's
@peterkyle
as he believes 'the SNP is imploding and the people of Scotland are being let down'
📺 Sky 501 and YouTube
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Coming out in order to batter Kate Forbes is the power move we like to see ✊
"I'm being asked to vote for someone who thinks there's something wrong with me, not because of any views I hold but simply because of who I am. I will not do that."
Greens MSP
@Ross_Greer
sets out why his party opposes the appointment of Kate Forbes as deputy first minister.
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"it's just casual drinks"
me:
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SCREAMING at Lawrence and A'Whora making pals in the corner from theIR sheer hatred of Ellie.
#DragRaceUK
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That's funny cos Jeremy Corbyn managed to do better than Ed Miliband within two years AND a party coup against him.
@HackneyAbbott
Yeah... i was knocking on doors yesterday and we are still being punished on the doors for Jeremy Corbyn and had Jeremy Corbyn put up a better campaign/opposition/fight we may not be where we are today. Jeremy's damage will take a decade to repair😕
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good night, sweet prince
Statement from G-A-Y
I’m sad to announce G-A-Y Late will be closing
Reasons are in the attached statement
While losing an LGBT Venue, we have worked really hard to compensate by increasing
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capacity & after 44 years, is soon to become Wheel Chair assessable
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These cunts would do everything in their power to block Clement Attlee.
“Virtue signalling” - this could’ve been written by a Tory MP.
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Why does Billie Piper's name have to start trending every time that mad ex of her's does?
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Daryl last year was peak fuckboy. How was I still single??
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Remember when Jeremy Corbyn went on that debate in 2019 and said climate change would affect the poorest people across the globe and the audience booed him and centrists shamed him and Green Party members smeared him and-
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I think he'll be largely exalted. He'll be in a mental health documentary a year from now and it'll all be water under the bridge
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Jeremy Corbyn superfan Kizzy is speechless for her idol's result 🙀
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Joe Pesci reacts to the Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience
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@TransPrideScot
Was a brilliant turn out! Any chance you could give this a retweet?
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Post pic(s) of you that scream “homosexual” 💅
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The tolerant left. It would appear the season of goodwill stretches only so far for some people….
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Trans rights are NOT NEWS!
A comedy by yours truly.
Check it out on YouTube:
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Only because I love yeez x
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