Lucas P. Johnson
@LucasPJohn
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I put the bi in bitter. Black, queer, writer, educator, boundary-setting king. Tweets represent my personal views only. 30 | 21+
Brooklyn, he/they
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If you can’t handle me at my headass, you don’t deserve me at my deadass.
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Me waking up first on the friend trip
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We’re about to witness the Project Manhattan of pharmaceutical stimulants
The first debate between Joe Biden and Donald Trump will be held on June 27th.
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And what if I told you that this was a a cute and coherent look at the time?
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Jacob Elordi, frantically on the phone with his agent: “Is he a little gay??”
Dolly Parton next to her husband Carl Dean, around 1960s.
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Hyperpop, like any genre, is greater than the sum of its parts. Full Metal Alchemist taught us that the human body is more than just an arrangement of cells. Cabello has sewn together a Frankenstein of ostensibly “cool” sounds, but her monster lacks the divine spark of life.
first thoughts on i luv it by camila cabello and playboi carti??
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Boy if you don’t get back to teaching the children of Abbott Elementary…
i simply refuse to believe i’m not the cutie patootie of legend
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Ben Platt looks like a Ventriloquist
Ben Platt standing on stage with his arm wrapped around Noah Galvin's waist. Noah looking up at Ben with hearts twinkling in his eyes. Wow, maybe love really does win.
#SpiritAwards
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Except they have critical thinking skills and can fight in real life.
they invented stan culture when you really think about it
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The fact that her number’s 212 is so iconic to me. A true daughter of Azealia.
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The shark:
Someone was bit by a shark on Fire Island today baby the ocean is fed up!!!
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Ethel Cain: “The neighbor's brother came home in a box / But he wanted to go so maybe it was his fault”
Barack Obama:
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It’s bad for Lizzo, y’all. RAs are flying their Orientation flags at half-mast 😔
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Someone airdrop this man into Bushwick so he can become a nonbinary name-consultant
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The way I have a whole powerpoint about this
the fact that they were gay lovers just adds another layer of depth…
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she’s not
that girl
but she ate
-that one little thing
Rupi Kaur has declined an invitation from the Biden White House for a a Diwali event, citing the administration’s “support of the current atrocities against Palestinians” as the reason.
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Cloud *hyperventilating*:
SEPHIROTH??? NO!! HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE? AGH!! WHY DOES THIS FEEL SO FAMILIAR???
Tifa:
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Seeing two guys I have history with in each other’s stories
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Not the big label pop girls trying to appropriate the Tinashe experience
Halsey reveals that a music video has already been shot for the song their record label is allegedly refusing to let them release.
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Trying to travel between any two neighborhoods in Brooklyn
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@carterhambley
Giving my valedictorian speech at Euphoria High because I handed in my homework once.
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The best questions aren’t the ones that lead us to an answer, but the ones we think about for the rest of our lives.
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white twinks tomorrow
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If Adele was serious in her 2017 speech she wouldn’t submit 30 for Grammy consideration.
Variety names Adele and Beyoncé as the frontrunners for the 2023 Grammys.
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Noooooooooo :(
*DMs both of them*
Teyana Taylor and Iman Shumpert have separated after 7 years of marriage.
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This team rocket ass delivery 😭😭😭
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Muting this, but long live Obamanation hipster aesthetics. Those period pieces are gonna be hilarious 😭
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Is having sex with men fun? Sure. But 98% of the joy of being queer is flirting and being a silly guy.
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@Phour_Loko
@bkdudeeee_
Kelly is so supportive.
“Nah, Michelle, you caught ME slippin. I should have shook my head HARDER.”
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“You took my sadness out of context, in the Military Industrial Complex.”
"Being brave means knowing that when you fail, you don’t fail forever." -Lana Del Rey
📸 by Markus Rauchenberger
#SoldierSaturday
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Oomf just said the word “platonicule” and I said “you mean a friend group?”
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Christian art used to be unfathomably beautiful. The Sistine Chapel. La Sagrada Familia. The Discography of DMX. What happened?
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The LaGuardia English Department every time Azealia Banks is beefing with someone
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Adonis’ child support payment was DUE, The writers in the OVO Gulag were RIOTING, Jack Harlow had just texted him “sorry, I fell asleep.”
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She’s like Yeehaw Rina Sawayama.
Like if Kesha went to SUNY Geneseo.
Like if Magdalena Bay took a break from social media.
Like if Dorian Electra and King Princess took a bath.
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Not to be dramatic, but if the right person did this to me I would literally cry.
why my boyfriend just hold up his fork with 2 noodles on it and say "literally us"
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Not the camera getting hit with the season 1 filter 😭😭😭
the scream after being hit with a piece of bologna 😭😭😭 i'm crying
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I need Azealia Banks to apply for the American Studies PhD Program at Yale
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This is the entire plot of “It’s Not Right (But It’s Okay)”
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@quakerraina
“Hey guys, following up again. Spots are filling up quickly so please take a second to fill this out.”
“Damn, okay.”
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Who wants to collab on a ROM hack?
The Queer Brooklyn-based Pokémon would be called Pokémon ________ & Pokémon ________
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Groove. Slam. Work it back. Filter that. Baby bumpin’ that
bumpin’ that
bumpin’ that
bumpin’ that
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Cyclops: Guys! Jean Grey’s alive again! Except now she’s calling herself “The Dark Phoenix.” Also I got married to her clone and—
Storm:
Would y’all be opposed to Nene Leakes playing Storm?
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When Todrick refused to compensate his dancers for their labor:
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Some of the most jokerfying situationships your mid-20s could ever imagine.
People from Brooklyn and Queens: what goes on here?
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Every weekend I hear about another member of the LGBT “staying in.” Is the club over? Is nightlife too expensive? Are we all 30?
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She is perhaps the greatest threat to the WOW Industrial Complex. It’s very clear that she doesn’t want a little youtube show, or a House or Love brand deal. She wants to be the next Pabllo Vittar. Even if she loses, she wins.
marina is lowkey revolutionising what post-drag race content looks like cause this is next level
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Drag Race is a government experiment to see how easily gay men can be manipulated by sound effects
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Gay people always look sad at straight weddings because they’re missing something like “Miss Ma’amshe as Toph in the Avatar Drag Show” or “oomfie’s hot girl hot dog birthslay picnic.”
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Reading Azealia Banks manifestos like I’m a downtrodden dustbowl farmer listening to FDR’s fireside chats
No I didn't. I don't think Nicki understands that the most unique aspect of her cultural impact was the permission she gave female rappers to be insanely feminine. Nicki Minaj was the first female rapper to not be trying to emulate male rap aesthetics, she was unapologetically
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Any Azealia Banks historian knows that this is from October 5th, 2022, when she famously said “Hello, this is Azealia Banks. I am here at Home Depot.”
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@PaIIahAbdul
As if his mother wasn’t teaching the children SAT words every time they turned on the radio
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The basement they run Pitchfork out of:
The basement they run Pitchfork out of… you live to see another day !!
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I need the modders to take the ZSS model and get to work
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Edward Said had been dead for a year, and she knew nobody could stop her.
19 years ago, gwen stefani released ‘what you waiting for?’✨
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This was the shit Whitney Houston was on when she recorded “It’s Not Right, But It’s Okay.”
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That one English teacher that doesn’t play about her independent reading logs
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“Oh no, I can’t believe these racist white people chose me over Beyoncé” don’t submit it for that category then, bozo.
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Aura Mayari:
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Guys I’m really flattered: made this slideshow back in 2020 so I’m trying to figure out the best way to share it while preserving my vision and getting proper credit for my ideas. Open to any suggestions, and glad so many people wanna hear me out!
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@LilNasX
@fonzfranc
He crashed the McDonald’s job application website. Lil Nas X singlehandedly ending unemployment.
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