yesterday all the dogs in my neighborhood, including my dog, went nuts at the same time - and I said to my husband “there’s an earthquake comin” 🧙🏼♀️IM 🧙🏼♀️ A 🧙🏼♀️ FRICKIN 🧙🏼♀️ WITCH 🧙🏼♀️YA’LL 🧙🏼♀️
Happy Valentine’s Day to my 7 yr old self who secretly ate the entire bag of red hots instead of putting them in my classmates valentines cards. I barfed spicy red barf all night & couldn’t go to school the next day, on the most candy filled day of the year. Lessons were learned.
We lost our Penny girl after a year long battle with cancer. Thankful for every single moment we had her. Lucky us. She was the most special soul & love of our lives. We’ll never get over her. 🤎
Given all the versions of Janet that D’Arcy Carden has blessed us with on The Good Place, this clip from
@BondingNetflix
proves we’ve only seen the very beginning of what she is capable of as an actor — and that’s exciting.
oOooOo behind the scenes vids of the bar fight from last weeks ep of
@nbcthegoodplace
you say? Can not thank the legendary stunt coordinator,
#JeffImada
, and his incredible, selfless, heroic stunt team enough 🙌
after I finished my last scene ever on Broad City - I violently pushed my friends up against a brick wall to tell them how much I love them, how endlessly proud I am of them & thanking them for making my life so much better. I 💗
@broadcity
until I die.
i don’t have the words to describe what this show means to me. can’t even try. season four of
@nbcthegoodplace
premieres tonight at 9/8c on
@NBC
. it’s a good one/the last one ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
🤣🤣 YESTERDAY🤣🤣 YESTERDAY my daughters asked, yesterday, if they could take a trip to Cancun the next day. Tomorrow. “can we go to Cancun TOMORROW, dad?” 🥵 Yesterday is so goofy. Oof.
Did you know a “star” is LITERALLY “born” every 5 seconds? That’s right, I’m D’Arcy Carden, astronomer to the stars, and trust me when I say: I go gaga for the stuff!